I suddenly want to confess to every wrong thing I've ever done and possibly make shit up and also suck him off while he's perched on that chair and see if he can keep his balance 🤤😈

#sns for being thirsty on main #quite buzzed at the moment #michael keaton #jackie brown #no but fr the way he grabs at his crotch in this scene is just #and how he perches on that chair?? wtf bro #plot what plot I'm dicknotized rn

yunafire

Day 6 of 7. In a row. From 12p to 930ish I'm on my feet. Walking to work, working retail, walking home. The only times I sit down are bathroom breaks.

By the time I'm home I'm too burnt out to do anything past scrolling and watching YouTube. Yesterday I watched Multiplicity and that was nice.

Weekends are worse. I want to go out and buy myself something nice as a treat but then I also just wanna stay in my apt all day and recuperate. But if I sit around and do nothing it feels like I "wasted" my days off.

Don't grow up, kids. I'm 38 & feel like an old crone.

I literally cannot fathom having kids. Caring for my two cats exhausts me. I want to come home and be cared for and let someone else handle the mental load for a change because I am fucking exhausted with living y'all. It's all just so, so much. All the time.

#personal post #personal rant #adulting #adulting is exhausting #don't even get me started on politics ffs

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yourladyem

GIF by apara-dise-penguin

The fact this moment was Michael Keaton's idea makes it even better.

Keaton is a Beetlebabe.

yunafire

My only wish was that we heard Keaton actually singing this, instead of the actual song. Maybe at least a line or two before it becomes the song, y'know? It would've been so much better, imo.

But then again I'm a needy slut for more of Keaton's voice in general. I'm not ashamed.

#beetlejuice #michael keaton

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ero-juice

Birthday doodle for @softcorenecrophilia :)

#fINALLY his tie is a leash as it should be omg #beetlebabes #beetlejuice #lydia deetz

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ero-juice

I come baring more niche content, this time of Lydia as a drag king.

It's her turn to do drag (and we all know Beetlejuice AINT straight).

yunafire

I heard BJ's voice as Ron Perlman's (circa Clayface era) and it was such an odd mix in my brain. I love twinkified drag king Lydia!

Hi hello I am in this niche and I love everything here 🥰

#beetlebabes #drag king lydia #beetlejuice #lydia deetz

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cinemamind

Beetlejuice,

Beetlejuice…

#giving 'scary stories to tell in the dark' vibes and i'm so here for that tbh #Beautiful and Perfect and Sexy Af #I love their love in every universe #beetlebabes #beetlejuice #lydia deetz

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unisimonart

But seriously tho, my horny Michael Keaton nation where you at?

yunafire

Slutty horny Two absolutely killed me in the best way.

#and now I want fic of him with Three #2 & 3 were sooo hooking up just saying #yes imma reuse my own tag fight me #multiplicity #michael keaton

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jorlor

@ sotgmoat on Letterboxd — bonus:

#this movie was sooo good & ahead of its time #the wife who wants to be independent but also taken care of? like hi yes saaaame!#wholesome mid 90s comedy that ends cutely #10/10 gotta love it #multiplicity #michael keaton #2 & 3 were sooo hooking up just saying

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fuzzywuzzylittletail

Just a night thought of why do we love them so much - simply -

they’re so real

Honestly, all good goth girls need a devilish man, who would solve their problems once and forever with a smile on his face and with a snap 🫰

In Reality: a smart, kind, beautiful and serious woman with millions of problems is looking for a talented showman (appearance is not very important, the main thing is to have a heart) for mutual love and sympathy to the grave and beyond.

I can talk about them for hours, but I’ll just stop right here and watch the film again, thank you.

#agreed so much #💯 convinced that all goth girlies who watched the show & movie(s)#wanted their own Betelgeuse #especially as they get older and adulting struggles get worse #definitely speaking from experience here #beetlebabes #beetlejuice #lydia deetz

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I’m a real sucker for hurt/comfort

Don’t ask me what universe this is

#D'awwww!#beetlebabes #lydia deetz #beetlejuice

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herefortheships

I think I found my favorite BTS photo of Michael as Betelgeuse in BJBJ. (It looks grainy because I took a screenshot from a YouTube video and then cropped and zoomed 😆). Look at ✨him✨.