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Well-Rounded Geekery

@ysabet / ysabet.tumblr.com

I'm a professional geek, and this is where I come for my daily doses of fandom squee, cute stuff, and social justice. I post original content elsewhere online and use this account for an alarming amount of reblogging. You have been warned.
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My fucking cat has figured out how to gently dig his claws into my eyelid and pull my eyes open while I'm sleeping. He does this. It does not hurt. He is remarkably precise and gentle. I however am asleep when it happens and do not appreciate being clockwork oranged by a needy clingy goddamn animal who thinks he needs attention.

I would like to clarify that this animal self feeds and is not being denied breakfast by my sleeping in. He doesn't do this to anyone else. Everyone else simply gets increasingly invasive headbutts and even thats a fairly rare occurence. This fucking cat needs to cuddle with me specifically, And he is decided that the best way to do it is to gently shove his claws underneath my eyelashes and pull. There is no way I can train him out of this because believe it or not shoving your fingers in somebody's eyes to wake them up has the desired reaction.

We have come to a compromise. One that neatly illustrates the reason I'm not wearing an eyemask.

If I have a hair tie on my wrist, my darling sweet baby boy, love of my life and apple of my eye, can gingerly dig his teeth underneath and grab it in his mouth and then back up. and pull. And Snap the hell out of me with the elastic. Again, he is very gentle and precise, there are never teeth touching my skin. This is not a fluke, he managed this several times in various circumstances and positions.

This is worse than a toddler. We are approaching diabolical machinations hitherto undreamt of by domestic felines.

Behold, Prince Shithead himself.

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prokopetz

Given how much of feline play and social behaviour are imitative in character, I feel like it shouldn't come as a surprise to gamers that their cats want to roll the shiny math rocks, too. Like, you demonstrated that this is a form of play and let them watch you do it. They're participating!

If a player can't make it to the table, we let Mochi play their character in their absence. He loves slapping those little rocks around and has learned to gently touch minis on the table to indicate who he's targeting in combat.

Is there a risk he will roll badly and kill your character? Yes.

Is there an even more serious risk that he will roll better and make more sound tactical decisions than you ever have, become hero of the realm, and demonstrate how badly you need to work on your engagement skills? Also Yes!

He may also spend or make you a ton of money. We don't know why but he consistently beats the house whenever the party goes gambling.

We have taught Muffles how to roll the dice. We put them on the edge of the dice roller and he very deliberately smacks them off, then gets cheered and applauded. His rolls are pretty solid.

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froody

A new cat color has been spotted in Finland. This is really interesting. A lot of common cat coat patterns have only evolved in the last 1,000 years. The tabby cat coloration only evolved in the Middle Ages.

they’re calling it salty licorice because of its visual similarity to the popular Finnish sweet, it reminds me of blue tick coloring in dogs or the blue roan coloring in horses and cows.

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werewolftits

i loooove when a cat is posing for a photo documenting it bro you are a specimen and you have no idea

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mamaspark

This is from a friend on FB.

BEST. NEWS. EVER !

“Happy Friday everyone! FIP Global CATS has been supporting treatment for FIP cats for years, but our dream and goal has always been legal treatment available through veterinarians. Today I have an exciting announcement that legal treatment with GS-441524 will be available in the US starting June 1!

Stokes pharmacy in the US has partnered with BOVA to bring legally compounded GS tablets to the US. The tablets will be compounded in the US in a formulation identical to the BOVA formulation currently in use in the UK and Australia. Availability begins starting June 1!

Pricing is not yet available, but I'll share more information as I have it!”

My cat, Cole, had FIP. The only way he survived it was by me obtaining treatment through the secondary market. The network is extensive and the medicine expensive. I’m super excited for it to be legal and available here in the US!

Please reblog and share share SHARE!

This is my healthy best friend! He turned 7 this year. Without treatment I would have lost him after only 3 years. 🖤🐈‍⬛🖤

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Owning a cat is such a funny concept. You can just go "hello, I would like to have my house haunted by a strange little man who will not speak in words, but may sometimes make demands communicated through mysterious riddles composed of knocking things over and petty thefts, and stares at me like an idiot for not understanding why it was necessary to shove all my socks inside the couch", and just make it happen. You get yourself a little house ghoul and for the next 12 years you know exactly what went klonk in the night.

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Thoughts that are mutual between cats and their people:

  1. Yeah you're cute when you sleep but you didn't let me sleep either so I'm going to annoy you now because I'm bored. Hahah get poked, sleepy idiot.
  2. How do you not comprehend this when I am literally staring at you. Like I understand that your brain can't understand things this nuanced but come on, how do you not get this.
  3. I don't know if you know that what I am currently doing is an expression of affection, but that won't stop me. Knowing that I showed you that I love you is enough.
  4. I heard a crinkly material and the sound of you chewing so I have to know what's in your mouth RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
  5. I can't communicate with you and you can't communicate with me, so I'm just copying the tone of the sound you're making in hopes that you understand that I try.
  6. You are doing activities beyond my comprehension, and I find this fascinating. I will never understand what the fuck you are trying to achieve here, but I am intrigued nonetheless.
  7. Hey are you ok, you haven't done your weird thing in a while. Yeah I don't get why you do that but I know you do that when you're ok.
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Do y'all ever think about how wild it is that for years there's been this heartbreaking incurable disease that kills thousands of cats. And Gilead Pharmaceuticals found a drug that treats it but won't actually sell it to veterinarians because of patent bullshit? Because I do.

Anyways. I'd never advocate for acquiring drugs illegally to save your cat's life. Which is why if your cat has FIP you should check out the organization I've put in my tags. So that you remember to avoid getting GS-441524.

Capitalism is evil in general. But capitalism in medicine is cartoonishly monstrous.

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prokopetz

A large part of housecat vocalisation toward humans isn’t goal-directed communication, but rather, affiliative signaling: a simple call-and-response protocol which establishes that the participants are part of the same social unit. Amongst themselves, most housecat affiliative signaling is non-vocal, but humans aren’t really physiologically equipped to respond to such signalling in a feline fashion, and cats, well, they’re adaptable.

Which is to say that when your cat yells, and you yell back, so the cat yells again, and so forth, what you’re really saying to each other is “hiiiiii~”.

This is why it is important to meow at loved ones.

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catsindoors

Misrepresentation of Cat Breeds

The African Wildcat (F. lybica) was domesticated ~12,000 years ago, with more conservative estimates placing the occurrence ~10,000 years ago, into the pet cats (F. catus) we know and love today. Even your standard feral cat is, indeed, domestic - sporting different social habits, physical structures, and genetic differences from their wild ancestors.

Comparatively, cat breeds are a recent occurrence within the last ~150 - 200 years. A breed is defined by their standard - which is more than what the public considers their defining trait, such as colorpoint in Siamese or black coat in Bombays. Let's use the Maine Coon as an example [PDF], as that is one people frequently misidentify their Domestic Longhair as being.

These are all features in which the Maine Coon is judged by which make a Maine Coon, well, a Maine Coon. It is not as simple as "big, long fur, and ear tufts," which can occur in a number of other breeds as well as among Domestic Longhairs. The Maine Coon is defined by the shape of their head, including their chin and profile, bone structure, the set of their legs and feet, and a number of other factors.

There are a few ways that a cat breed may typically be established.

  • The cats in a particular area breed freely, those with certain features are more likely to thrive and reproduce - eventually the population in this area will lean towards a particular look, this is known as a landrace. These cats will appeal to certain tastes, and people will intervene to begin to breed them deliberately to emphasize the traits they find most desirable. Over time a more specialized standard will be defined.
  • An unusual feature is discovered, in the general cat populace or among an existing breed, such as a bobbed tail or lack of hair. The individual who notices this unusual occurrence thinks it's neat and would like to produce more, so the breed the anomalous animal with the intent to replicate the feature. If they're successful the breed will continued to be refined to their desired standard, including additional physical and temperamental attributes.
  • Many recent exotic, experimental, and rare breeds are created by breeding two (or more) existing breeds to achieve the traits of both - for better or for worse. We see this with the Bambino (munchkin x sphynx) and Lambkin (munchkin x selkirk rex) as two examples. In some cases a domestic cat will be bred to a wild cat, such as the case with Caracats, in an attempt to establish a new breed. Many of these, as you might have guessed, have ethical implications.

Given the subject of the first two cases, it is possible for a cat entirely unrelated to any breed - with no purebred ancestry at all - to display certain "breed" traits, such as the colorpoint pattern or a bobbed tail. After all, these unexpected occurrences are what many breeds were derived from in the first place.

"Cats are not like dogs. Dog breeds have a long history of development and selection for specific tasks such as herding, retrieving, and hunting. Today, most mixed dogs descend from crosses between different breeds. Wild cats were originally tamed to provide vermin control for human settlements. Cat breeds were more recently developed from these tamed, random-breeding cat populations. Cat breeds were selected more for their appearance than performance. Today, most mixed (random bred) cats descend from crosses between random bred cats and not from crosses between breed cats." [from UC Davis Veterinary Genetics Lab]

A great summary on the subject of purebred cats was shared by @the-adventures-of-dave, including a useful infographic. Between 1% - 3% of the worlds (massive) domestic feline population are purebred.

Why Does It Matter?

You might think the distinction is arbitrary, after all purebred cats aren't purpose-bred in the same way dogs are - there aren't any guardian, herding, or retrieving cats! If they're all pretty much the same, aside from appearance, where is the harm in suggesting your cat is "part Manx" or "a Turkish Angora" when it's not probable and there isn't sufficient evidence to support the claim?

Well, this is actually a misconception about the nature of purebred cats. They may not have been bred to do a job, like the majority of dog breeds, but there differences aren't skin deep.

Health is one consideration, and a component of care that may be impaired by misrepresentation. Allow me to give a few examples.

  • Bengal cats have a reputation for being difficult to reliably litter box train. The spotted tabby you adopted, the shelter said she was half Bengal, frequently goes over the side of the box or urinates around the house. You accept this as a breed trait, albeit an inconvenient one. Unfortunately, the inappropriate elimination is actually due to insufficient litterbox management, stress, or a urinary issue which will go unacknowledged.
  • Siamese cats are notorious chatter boxes. You've taken in a colorpoint domestic shorthair from the street, based on his coloration you assume he is at least part Siamese - and wow, does his behavior fit the bill. He is a high energy cat who vocalizes day and night. It isn't until his health starts to decline that you discover the behavior was not a breed trait, but rather he has hyperthyroidism.
  • You adopted a cat without a tail, but his history is not known - it could have been due to congenital defect, injury, or hereditary due to an unrelated gene. You have decided he is a Manx, though, and is the best cat you've ever had - so you get another one. This one is a pedigree Manx from a breeder, and soon you begin to notice chronic GI symptoms such as constipation or fecal incontinence. The Manx gene may impact other areas of their spine, resulting in these problems and more.

Temperament is another consideration, and a component that can result in owners being paired with cats that aren't a good fit for their lifestyle and may need to rehome. Allow me to give a few examples.

  • Your cat is on the small side and has a whole lot of ear, therefore she must be an Oriental Shorthair. Her cat sitter, your good friend, adores her and decides she needs a cat just like her - so she purchases an Oriental Shorthair from a breeder, petite with big ears just like she wanted. Unfortunately, this cat couldn't be anymore different than your mellow girl - he's bouncing off the walls, vocalizing all night, destroying parts of the house from boredom. This is a high energy cat and your friend lives in a studio apartment and works full time, this isn't what she signed up for!
  • With a stocky frame and a blue coat, you're pretty sure your cat is at least part British Shorthair - and he's quite the adventure cat. He is a frequent companion on hikes with a decent social media presence. A fellow wilderness aficionado has been looking for a companion to camp with and take on the trails, a cat to keep up with his active lifestyle, so imagine the disappointment when he purchases a British Shorthair who'd rather take a nap than go for a brisk walk.
  • All white with thick, plush fur your cat must be a Turkish Angora. She is quite bonded to you, and although not aggressive or skittish towards others - well, she is very much a one person cat. Everyone else she can take or leave, they're not her problem. Your friend has been feeling pretty down and wants that kind of relationship, he purchases a Turkish Angora with the intent of keeping him as an ESA. The cat is nice enough, sure, but the outgoing personality is far from what he expected - he's just as quick to greet strangers or trail after his roommate as he is to spend time with him. So much for a companion to curl up with at the end of the day.

Here's another post which proposes even more considerations for why an individual may choose one breed over another, including examples of circumstances which may result in conflicts similar to those outlined above.

If you don't know the lineage of your cat, they're probably just an ordinary cat - a Domestic Shorthair, a Domestic Longhair, a Moggy. Whatever you'd like to call them. That doesn't make them any less awesome or special, so instead of misrepresenting them make sure to just love them for who and what they are.

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weaver-z

Fondly remembering the time that a cat owner casually entered their calico Maine Coon in a cat fancier's competition and the judges lost their minds because the cat was 1) male and 2) able to bear children

Anyway here's Dawntreader Texas Calboy as a silly lil kitten

Here's an excerpt from one of the articles about the drama his entry caused among the Cat Fanciers that I thought was very earnest and sweet <3

And also some of Calboy's children!

He is fearfully and wonderfully made!

I was about to say he would technically be an intersex king (not because I dislike the concept of trans cats, just bc intersex rep is sorely needed too) but I did some more reading on this icon and actually found the article OP referenced.

He's not your usual male calico kitty as it turns out. That's already cool and rare, but he's even cooler and rarer than that!

Calboy is a chimera!! Which is really fucking cool of you ask me. The chances of having a male calico this way are slim to none, but the mad lad still exists! What an icon. I would die for Calboy.

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kazieka

issue: the kittens are still trying to learn words. gus knows his name and daisy knows hers, but they don’t seem to quite grasp that when I say “babies!” im referring to both of them.

hypothesis: “babies” is too similar to “daisy” and they’re getting confused

test: start saying “gamers” instead

Outcome: they’re understanding it and it’s hysterically funny

me, calling down the hall from stirring a can of cat food: LET’S GO, GAMERS

the kittens:

Yes please show us the gamers

here’s the gamers! Daisy is on the left and August is on the right! i spent 45 minutes trying to get this shot

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glumshoe

“There is no such thing as a hypoallergenic breed of dog, just dogs that are less likely to cause allergic responses in most people!”

I have great news for you about the meaning of the word “hypoallergenic”

My pet peeve! People say this ALL THE TIME. "Adopt, don't shop, no really don't shop, hypoallergenic dogs aren't even real, the science says so."

"Hypoallergenic dogs aren't real" is used ALL THE TIME to deny people with disabling allergies the option of having a companion animal. I could play bingo with the phrase, but there are not enough printers in the world to make as many bingo sheets as I'd need.

I think people just assume that “hypoallergenic” means “completely incapable of causing allergic reactions in anyone”. It sure seems like people can be allergic to absolutely anything—even sunlight, even themselves.

I’m very lucky in that my pet allergies are mild enough that I only get reactions from my cat and parents’ dog when they breathe up close on my own face, and none so far from my poodle.

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ysabet

All true of hypoallergenic cats too! Do some people with allergies react to Siberians? Yep. But an awful lot of allergy sufferers can coexist beautifully with them.

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kedreeva

I just wanted to thank you about the outdoor cats post. I’ve never had a cat but have been thinking about getting one for a while, so I was really oblivious about the issues and health concerns that come from outdoor cats. So, thank you! 🙂

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You’re very welcome, and that’s also part of why I published that post. I think a lot of people never think about it because it’s just… such a common practice they’re used to it. But like, just because something has been widely done for a long time doesn’t mean it’s the right way to do something.

Take the betta fish for another example. They’re capable of surviving in very small spaces, I’ve even heard quoted “the imprint of an ox hoof in the mud” as a size. People for years and years and years have kept them in vases and other small bowls like this:

I heard people say that they can live in a vase like this and they don’t even need feeding because they eat the roots and the roots “clean the water for the fish”:

For years and years, I had heard the betta lifespan was supposed to be 2-3 years, but here’s the thing- it’s actually more in the range of 7-8 years. In more recent years there’s been a major push to shift this view of bettas and give them better accommodations. Bettas need filtration and they need heat and they should have enough space to actually swim around. They should have enrichment. A proper betta enclosure looks more like this:

(that’s not two bettas, just a reflection)

Take big boa snakes. Many in the hobby of keeping them recommended smaller meals more often (something smaller every 7-10 days, rather than something huge every or every-other month), to help with digestion etc. Recently a study was done that said actually, a boa’s metabolism takes roughly 2 weeks to complete a cycle and they shouldn’t be fed more often than that or it can interrupt/restart the process and cause problems. People that found out adjusted.

Take a lot of lizards, esp leopard geckos. For years the common standard was to keep them on sand, until it was proven that sand is actually not a great substrate because they can eat it and get it impacted in their gut. The Leopard Gecko lifespan shot up from 2-3 years to 15 years as people learned how to better care for them in captivity.

The point is that people can care for animals to the best of their ability and go by the common standards of the time and still unknowingly do it poorly. New information can always come to light that means a shift in caretaker practices. The same thing is going on with cats. People have, for so many years, done cat care certain ways, and they’ve been working out alright enough that people think the way it’s always been done is fine.

The problem is that it’s not, not really.

The impact on the native wildlife has been extreme in places, and the impact on the cats themselves can be devastating. Imagine keeping an animal that should live 20 years and thinking it’s fine to put them in a position where they may die as young as 2 or 3 years old. Imagine being told how to help prevent that, and saying “no thanks.”

Anyway, thanks for saying something. I’m glad that I could help, and I really hope that when you do get a feline companion, that they live a long and healthy life in the safety of your care

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kedreeva

Feel free to unfollow me right now if you believe it’s okay to endanger your house cat or the local native fauna it absolutely will kill by allowing it outside unsupervised/off lead.

Outdoor cats have a lifespan of 2-5 years. Indoor cats regularly live 15+, even getting up to 20+ sometimes. Unsupervised indoor-outdoor cats often don’t make it past 5 and the ones that do are a very lucky exception. Why?

They get hit by cars. They get attacked by other animals (predators or other pets like dogs) including other cats. They eat things that are toxic to them. They get killed by other humans. They contract diseases like FIV and FelV.

Even if your cat DOES live longer than 5 years, cats that go outside are responsible for the deaths of billions of birds and other small fauna per year. There have been studies done on this. It’s not people pulling stuff out of their asses, it’s something scientists literally studied and reported results on. Don’t believe me? Google “do cats kill wildlife” and have a read. They’re on the IUCN’s list of worst invasive species and have contributed to the extinction of 60+ species, and they continue to cause a problem for other threatened species of small animals.

If you think it’s okay to expose your cat to these hazards and potentially cut its lifespan by more than half, if you think it’s okay to allow your cat to kill native fauna to indulge it’s “natural instincts” instead of, I don’t fucking know, playing with it with toys literally designed to allow it to safely indulge those instincts, then you have no business following me.

I’m not here to indulge your whimsy about how cats “need” to be outside unsupervised to be stimulated and lead a happy life- I can assure you, they don’t. There are p l e n t y of enrichment devices and structures people can buy or make to ensure that their cats lead happy, full lives indoors to the ripe old age they are supposed to lived to.

You also have the option of lead training your cat if you really believe they need to go out. This is something that proponents of “let cats go outside” ignore almost completely. They somehow believe that it’s all or nothing- either the cat lives 100% indoors without ever seeing sunlight OR it’s let outside without supervision where it can be injured, killed, or cause harm to the environment. Those aren’t the only choices. Cats adapt to leads very easily. They don’t like it the first couple of times, usually, but also usually when they figure out lead=outside, they get over it and the best of both worlds gets to happen- your cat remains safely under your supervision where it cannot come to or deliver harm, and it gets to go outside.

TL;DR Letting your house cat outside unsupervised is extremely dangerous both for your cat and the local wildlife and people arguing otherwise can see themselves out the door because I’m not about people endangering animals out of willful ignorance. You, along with every other pet owner out there, have a responsibility to protect your pets to the best of your abilities, and choosing not to do so in some misguided attempt to indulge their whims is poor animal husbandry. Any argument to the contrary is just an excuse to continue doing things which put animals in danger.

Your arguments sound very professional. Good for you being able to stay calm and argued your point so well.

Double on the unfollowing me if you have an outdoor cat.

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sylvasa

Additionally if you do want your cat to go outside, you can buy “cat cage” installations and have them span your yard! It looks like this (pictures of our backyard):

We have this span your 4x6 meter backyard and is attached to the house directly. This enables the cats to go outside when they want without going off your property. And it’s nice to sit with them!

Here they call this a “catio” and it’s becoming more popular as a way to allow your cats outside time without having to directly supervise them, and they are GREAT.

Here’s one not attached to the house:

Here’s some from the outside view:

There are smaller versions too!

Catios and outside cat runs/perches are a fantastic way to give your feline access to the outdoors while still keeping them safe.

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