No I Won’t Smile But I’ll Show You My Teeth

what is dr. oz's plan to fix the brain rot that caused 911/sikengate though

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Abbott Elementary S04E06 The Deli

If I had a nickel for every time a fox drama casted Arielle Kebbel as a highly competent daredevil first responder from California who dreams of making captain and homewrecks her coworker's relationship in her free time I would have two nickels and honestly that's not enough nickels I love nickels they're my favorite coin

Tommy Kinard + Smiling for @colebegins (happy birthday!)

All my homies love boobs and hate the government

the great irony in tommy telling buck that buck would break his heart without meaning to, or without planning for it is that tommy broke both of their hearts without meaning to, without planning for it. sigh.

Watched the 2004 Phantom of the Opera film for the first time ever, ask me anything

Look yes okay there was an edible involved BUT I don’t think that’s the only reason I spent every fucking minute of that movie enraptured, quaking with joy. It’s so wonderful that this teen girl wet dream of a cinematic masterpiece exists. This movie hit cunt full throttle

What if you were so beautiful and so talented and so tragic, and your eyes were so big and so wet, and then two men whose lives revolve around you fistfight in a pool? What if your good sweet boyfriend who is willing to die to protect you got tied up by a dangerous romantic monster who will kill to have you?? What if everywhere you went was opulent and everything you wore was stunning??? Please god listen, I am grabbing you all by the lapels and shaking, this movie is at every moment one hundred percent committed to being the shameless distillation of the best daydream you’ve ever had in math class.

there was a HORSE in the SEWERS. There was a SEWER HORSE.

the shade + tv tropes (insp.)

Chef Buck™️

if anyone needs me. i will be in the corner. contemplating the characters

*covered in blood & in visible distress* i just need to write a list

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