I love that I can happily accept trains and universities in Oz, but struggle for several hours over whether I can portray the characters playing chess
I have a sickness.
Trying to come up with weird Ozian names for wicked fic and I'm two seconds from just resorting to using portmanteau ship names from random fandoms.
You cannot convince me that "Lady Destiel" and "Lady Wemma" aren't a pair of Gillikenese woman. And Stucky sounds like a Munchkinlander straight from LFB's journals.
Me: I should really work on my series on my day off. I have so many half-written fics I need to finish
Also me: *starts writing a fake dating trope/arranged marriage au combo fiyeraba fic at midnight for some reason, and 24 hours later it's already pushing 50 pages*
Also also me: why is my house a mess.
#*forces self to stop and clean then straight back to writing*#good thing the gf wanted to Stardew all day bc we are in full parallel play mode right now lol#anyways this was SUPPOSED to be a one shot. but then I wrote some dialogue that needed a backstory#and now the one shot scene isn't even in this fic anymore and it's already pushing 25K words#*facepalm*#writing
Anonymous asked:
(same anon again sorry 🫣) okay but I just read your gelphie fics also and HOW DO YOU WRITE BOTH F/F AND M/F PAIRINGS SO WELL WHAT IS THIS SMUT WITCHCRAFT???
A bit like this:
Me, a (cis) lesbian: hey babe. I have a quick question about sex.
My bi girlfriend: what on earth.
Me: [[very E-Rated question about male anatomy]] Right???
Girlfriend: ….I’m starting to regret ever buying you those movie tickets to wicked.
#(my girlfriend did not actually say that but she did literally fall off the couch laughing when I asked her a question)#other answer: *watches bridgerton and nods thoughtfully while taking notes*#the actual answer: it’s not that different and I did study medicine lmao#the other actual answer: just make elphaba be a lil mean to everybody and throw in some sex words - you’ll be like 90% there#i think I’m actually pretty mid at writing smut but lmao thank you so much for the vote of confidence#writing#nsft text
Can’t talk. Too busy writing sad horny things for the gay people on my phone to read.
youvebeengalindafied reblogged
sometimes the best writing advice is "just let it be bad." revolutionary. terrifying. but it works.
Canon compliant fanfic but it’s just whatever parts of the canon I happen to remember off the top of my head as I write
youvebeengalindafied reblogged
Forget about torturing your blorbos, putting them through the wringer. I'm putting my blorbo in perfectly ordinary, pleasant situations. Their tortured personality will cause them anguish anyway, making an absolutely mundane scene into the most dramatic, agony filled affair as though the world is ending and it's all their fault