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the geek interpreter to the rescue!

Wanna help get #bbcqueerbait trending with as little effort as possible??

Here’s my Sherlock Twitter, every single tweet has the hashtags in them. Retweet as many of them as you can/want to. Boom. You’re done. 

Remember that meme that was like “If the shows not gay, then why is it that [johnlock evidence]?” That’s the name of the game on twitter today. Come on out and bring your 2014 shitposts.

bring the platonically meme to twitter 

Mark Gatiss blocked me for this tweet. Okay.

Welcome to the club. Maybe we should start an archive with the tweets that lead to MG blocking the author….

I think this is the one that did it for me https://twitter.com/onmaphone/status/825025622045052931

Mine is here. (That was after the With an Accent interview in June.

I feel the urge to retweet this tweet again #TweetsMarkGatissBlocks

you wanna know which tweet got me blocked???

what a sad pathetic excuse of a man tbh  (x)

@bbcone u disappointed my dad

TRANSCRIPT: angry tjlc dad eating icecream disdainfully (for @deaflock )

me: so this is BBC’s response to getting called out for the queerbaiting!

dad: what? *not this shit again face*

me: ok so, “through 4 series and 13 episodes, sherlock and john have never shown any romantic-”

dad: WHAT THE F*CK??

me: “-or sexual interest in each other.”

dad: that’s bullshit!

me: later it says, “Sherlock’s writers, cast and producers, have long been firm and vocal supporters of LGBT+ rights.”

dad: *shakes head and makes a “sure” face*

me: “the BBC does not accept allegations-”

dad: *angry mumbling* goddammit, that’s f*ckin pathetic.

me: “-levelled at ‘Sherlock’ or its writers-

dad: *raises brows and incoherently mumbles something petty while angrily scooping ice cream*

me: ”-and we wholeheartedly support the creative freedom of the writers to develop the story *camera moves closer to dad’s face* AS THEY SEE IT FIT.“

dad: *mouth full of icecream* total f*ckin’ bullshit.

me: ”we remain extremely proud of Sherlock-“

dad: *angrily* own it, you p*ssies!

me: ”-and the relationship with Hartwoods Films-“

dad: oh they’re proud of him but they’re not gay!

me: ”who helped make this award-winning, worldwide-“

dad: *throws head back and rolls eyes*

me: ”-smash hit series become what it is.“

dad: oh my god.. *more unintelligible annoyed muttering as he scoops more ice cream*

me: ”we register your disappointment. thank you for contacting us.“

dad: *pauses and looks up, shaking head slightly* bunch of p*ssies.

me: *laughter*

dad: own it. OWN IT, you p*ssies!

me: i know.

dad: *shakes head*

CAN THIS MAN ADOPT ME

All the people who sent non-Johnlock complaints

this is the funniest thing ever i can’t stop laughing 

it’s been twelve hours and I still can’t stop laughing about how accurate this is

Mark Gatiss blocked me for this tweet. Okay.

Welcome to the club. Maybe we should start an archive with the tweets that lead to MG blocking the author….

mark gatiss mass blocked almost everyone who tweeted at him or tweeted with the hashtag bbcqueerbait lmao

He’s Afraid of the gays coming for him. And he should be!

Do you hear the people sing? ;) <3

TRUE HEROES DON’T WEAR CAPES, LOOK WHO IS ON OUR SIDE !!!! (x)