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[ID: Three screencaps from Taskmaster. Sally Phillips says, “I’ve brought you a human turd. I’ve brought you one of Bob Mortimer’s turds.” Bob Mortimer raises a hand above his head. Smiling, Greg Davies says, “This is gonna take some unravelling, isn’t it?” End ID.]
god this show is so fucking bonkers
TASKMASTER + even more text posts
This made me laugh so hard that my childhood hip deformity started hurting
I don't know what I'm doing, Alex. I'm panicking. I'm panicking. Argh, I'm panicking! Panicking!
EVERY SERIES OF TASKMASTER: CHAMPION OF CHAMPIONS SERIES 1
And bonus:
Joe Wilkinson being inexplicable on Taskmaster
It's genuinely going to be the last thing I think about before I die.
EVERY SERIES OF TASKMASTER: SERIES 5
[ID: Ten screencaps from Taskmaster. Bob Mortimer sits in a chair wearing a creamy mask with pineapple rings for eyes, sprinkles for stubble, and Wotsits for hair. As Alex Horne hesitantly approaches, Bob says in a Geordie accent, “Come to me, human man! Taste my facial flesh! Howay, what’s not to like?” Alex says, “Hello, Bob,” and kneels beside the chair. The audience laughs as Bob embraces him, saying, “That’s it. Tuck in. Go for my nose, pet. Come on.” As Alex eats the mask’s pineapple eyes, Bob shouts, “Oh, yes, I’m a sinner! I have sinned! Come on, eat me up! Oh, no, I’ve sinned again!” End ID.]
[ID: A screencap from Taskmaster. Bob Mortimer, with a ping-pong ball somehow stuck to one cheek, proclaims, “At last, we are free to skateboard without causing a rumpus!” End ID.]
For this show’s prize item, we donned our thinking caps and asked them to bring in their hippest item of headwear.
[ID: Three screencaps from Taskmaster. Aisling Bea, Sally Phillips and Bob Mortimer sit together on a sofa, taking notes as they interview a mystery guest. Bob asks, “Have you stolen much in your life? What’s your favourite meat? Would you like to be able to fly?” End ID.]
[ID: Two screencaps from Taskmaster. Bob Mortimer reads from a piece of paper that says, “Perform a miracle.” He looks up and says, “Well, that’s easy enough, innit?” End ID.]
[ID: A screencap from Taskmaster. Sally Phillips, Bob Mortimer and Aisling Bea stand on the driveway of the Taskmaster house, wearing matching sunglasses and boiler suits, and holding bottles of ketchup. Bob turns to Aisling and says, “I was fucking shit.” End ID.]
[ID: Five screencaps from Taskmaster. Bob Mortimer holds a red apple tightly in both hands, straining hard to pull it apart. It finally comes apart and Bob grins proudly into the camera, holding up a perfect half-apple in each hand. The audience cheers and applauds. End ID.]
Favorite Bits: Taskmaster, series 5
