I'm A Nasty Boy

nice

that one really eloquent australian dude getting arrested for dining and dashing is my idol tbh

this guy

I feel like this guy is an English nobleman from 100 years ago sent into the future and didn’t think he had to pay for food because of his status

AND YOU SIR?????

ARE YOU WAITING TO RECEIVE MY LIMP PENIS??????

christ i just cannot stop thinking about this video. every word out of this man’s lips is delivered with such majesty and grace that you almost forget he’s screaming about his dick after refusing to pay for a meal

learn the alphabet with death grips!

the other day i learned that taking a long time to fall asleep is called “sleep latency” which is just the funniest thing to me tbh

me, tossing and turning until 2 am: the lag…

reigens website looks like some tumblr kinnies about page

death note was amazing at foreshadowing. like they literally named him L