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@yourlocalbreadenthusiast

Hi there. I exist. I'm a random person who is in a large number of fandoms. She/her they/them.
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Hi. I exist.

Ello. I'm a Pinterest convert who happened to join at the same time as the great Reddit migration, so that's fun. Anyways, figured I'd make a post to give people some info about me.

I also run a wizardblr side blog (@dr-corvius)

I'm in a large number of fandoms, including (DEEP INHALE), SCP Foundation, Wanderer's Library, The Owl House, Gravity Falls, Amphibia, Generation Loss, Murder Drones, Marvel, Star Wars (Somewhat), FNAF, DnD, Wings of Fire, Percy Jackson universe, Grishaverse, The Dragon Prince, Nimona, The Hunger Games, and probably some other I forgot to mention.

I'm also a bit of a nerd and hyperfixiate on both fictional and nonfictional things, I know wayyyyy too much about things like Chernobyl and Plague Doctors. I also sometimes write as a hobby and am learning how to art, still kinda figuring it out though. Due to the writing thing, I know a lot of incredibly random facts that I shouldn't, as well as just random science stuff.

I like helping people, so don't be afraid to reach out with questions or concerns if you need help with something. If you want info on things, I'm more than happy to help. Here's some things I know a lot about:

The Black Death, Plague Doctors, Chernobyl, oddly specific horrific events in history, the fandoms I've listed above, the lowcountry region of USA (Southeastern coast, I live in South Carolina about 15 minutes from the beach) and the ecosystem of said area (Marshes, swamps, beaches, and our temperate forests), mythology (Greek, Roman, Egyptian, and some Norse), SCIENCE, and other things I'm probably forgetting.

Seriously gimme asks I wanna be a living encyclopedia.

For writing, I mainly like to do fantasy, some sci-fi, and a bit of horror. I'm far from consistent with when I write, you know how it is with motivation.

This IS a safe space blog for LGBTQIA+ people. I don't care if you're straight, gay, lesbian, bi, pan, omni, somewhere else on the spectrum, like asexuals, aromantics, and aroaces, or maybe you're enby, or maybe you're trans or genderfluid, or something else I forgot to mention. I do not care. You are all welcome here, my only DNIs are if you're going to be rude. One of my mottos is "I'll respect your opinion as long as your opinion doesn't disrespect anyone else's existence or rights."

Stealing these crows from this post

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ralfmaximus

B-17 bomber is riddled with German anti-aircraft fire but miraculously survives. Later they discover the explosive shells were all inert; sabotaged by Nazi slaves working in armament factories.

Inside one empty shell is a written note: it's all we can do for you now.

The most important part of all this is that these small acts of bravery and noncompliance cannot be known as long as the enemy still stands, and might never be known. Just because it doesn’t seem like anyone is doing anything doesn’t mean it’s true. The best malicious compliance or subtle sabotage is the one that’s never detected, but makes ravages nonetheless.

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Anonymous asked:

bongwater

throwback to my axolotl named bongwater that died a year ago

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I cannot process the shock i’m experiencing right now in one therapy session. 

guys

guys plea

PLEASE DONT MAKE THIS TUMBLR FAMOUS PLEASE

GUYS DONT BRING THIS BACK INTO CIRCULATION

STOP NO BRINGING THIS BACK

We should make this post blow up for it's 1st birthday. Who has some bucks to blaze it with?

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sombrerokiwi

No blazes but we can do this manually.

he was! he had a lil tophat that i'd put in him sometimes and it was great

he was also obsessed with triangles

@girl-detector wrong! veronica the axolotl is presumably a girl (op uses she/her for her several times in the post)

ah alright, my focus was on Bongwater not gonna lie

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Hey everyone! I'm now selling commissions!

Base prices range from 5 dollars to 50 dollars based on the complexity of design, there are currently 4 main options with the last two having sub options between scribbly art or smooth art!

Here's what I'm offering:

  • 5$ - Doodle (Fast and Fun! Very freehand, additional characters are 2$ each)
  • 15$ - Basic line art (more detail but no coloring, no background, additional characters are 10$ each)
  • 25$ - Flat color Smooth/Scribbly (Basic color on top of line art, either no back ground or basic color, additional characters are 15$ each)
  • 50$ - Full color and shading Smooth/Scribbly (full shading on subjects, multicolored back ground, additional characters are 25$ each)
The crow plague dr character is @yourlocalbreadenthusiast 's oc Dr Corvius!

DM me and let me know what you want me to draw, references for subjects or poses you want to see are highly encouraged, don't pay me until I agree to draw your character!

I'm reserving the right to refuse any commission, but almost everything is on the table! Hit me up!

Currently I'm only accepting payments through my kofi:

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We need more scary infinite variants of manmade environments like the Infinite IKEA or the Backrooms.

May I suggest, The Lot:

I'm sorry to disappoint you but this is a real parking lot. I didn't edit it.

Check out the lot-to-building ratio in any large American sports stadium

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toawk

Some lots are so big they have bus services specifially inside it. The lots are broken into sections and buses go around to their sections at a set amount of times before the start of something and drive people to the main building.

The societies of lost people inside The Lot would probably operate something like that to locate and pick up new arrivals and bring them over to one of the major settlements.

In the Infinite Ikea or Backrooms you can convince yourself there's gonna be a door round the next corner or behind that wall.

But despite it being completely open, there is no hope of escape from The Lot. Whereever you look it's just more cars from horizon to horizon.

Sheesh, man, that's

a lot

the ikea parking lot?

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taco-bee

Your trapped in the IKEA parking lot, you think going inside is your best bet

Little did you know you just entered someplace worse

"THE STORE IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE EXIT THE BUILDING" -says a seven foot tall faceless humanoid, dead sprinting at you.

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So today I watched this interview with the Star Trek: The Next Generation cast and they demonstrate the phenomenon "space ship acting"

and they all go

and it just cracks me up, ESPECIALLY Sir Patrick Stewart

I love when they just throw themselves across the room

Jonathon Frakes said that once during one of these scenes Patrick Stewart leaned over to him and said “I’m a Shakespearean trained actor you know”

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Joanne the plot of the book series which is the only reason you have any worth whatsoever hinges on the transformative power of unconditional love

Quick, everone in the UK put up a lawn sign like this and make her take detours all day long.

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