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Dr. Corvius

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Hi there. I exist. I'm a random person who is in a large number of fandoms. Offical member of the illegal wizard council (IWC), Corvius The Plagued - Head of Necromancy, Experimental Spells, Potions And Such. She/her they/them.
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Hi. I exist.

Ello. I'm a Pinterest convert who happened to join at the same time as the great Reddit migration, so that's fun. Anyways, figured I'd make a post to give people some info about me.

I'm in a large number of fandoms, including (DEEP INHALE), SCP Foundation, Wanderer's Library, The Owl House, Gravity Falls, Amphibia, Generation Loss, Murder Drones, Marvel, Star Wars (Somewhat), FNAF, DnD, Wings of Fire, Percy Jackson universe, Grishaverse, The Dragon Prince, Nimona, The Hunger Games, and probably some other I forgot to mention.

I'm also a bit of a nerd and hyperfixiate on both fictional and nonfictional things, I know wayyyyy too much about things like Chernobyl and Plague Doctors. I also sometimes write as a hobby and am learning how to art, still kinda figuring it out though. Due to the writing thing, I know a lot of incredibly random facts that I shouldn't, as well as just random science stuff.

I like helping people, so don't be afraid to reach out with questions or concerns if you need help with something. If you want info on things, I'm more than happy to help. Here's some things I know a lot about:

The Black Death, Plague Doctors, Chernobyl, oddly specific horrific events in history, the fandoms I've listed above, the lowcountry region of USA (Southeastern coast, I live in South Carolina about 15 minutes from the beach) and the ecosystem of said area (Marshes, swamps, beaches, and our temperate forests), mythology (Greek, Roman, Egyptian, and some Norse), SCIENCE, and other things I'm probably forgetting.

Seriously gimme asks I wanna be a living encyclopedia.

For writing, I mainly like to do fantasy, some sci-fi, and a bit of horror. I'm far from consistent with when I write, you know how it is with motivation.

This IS a safe space blog for LGBTQIA+ people. I don't care if you're straight, gay, lesbian, bi, pan, omni, somewhere else on the spectrum, like asexuals, aromantics, and aroaces, or maybe you're enby, or maybe you're trans or genderfluid, or something else I forgot to mention. I do not care. You are all welcome here, my only DNIs are if you're going to be rude. One of my mottos is "I'll respect your opinion as long as your opinion doesn't disrespect anyone else's existence or rights."

I sorta use a persona for some areas of Tumblr, such as Wizardblr, so here's a reference for that:

Name: Dr. Corvius (Will respond to Doc, Doctor, and Crow), Official Title is "Corvius The Plagued."

Appearance: Dr. Corvius appears human at first glance when wearing full attire, but this is not the case. They are actually an avian, with feathers covering most of their body and rough, scaled skin similar to that of bird feet covering their hands, forearms, lower legs, and their feet. Their fingers have short claws on the ends, and their feet are structured like that of a crow. They don't wear shoes, as their feet are not well shaped to even wear them, and they frequently perch on branches and the like, which is far easier with their talons exposed. They do have wings, and usually will tuck these in under their mantle, giving the appearance of a feathered cape. They wear the outfit of a plague doctor, with a long black robe, mask, and other accessories, including a pouch of supplies. They also carry around a plague doctor stick, which doubles as an arcane focus. Under their plague doctor mask, they have an actual beak. (Essentially just take a Kenku from DnD and give it wings, and a plague doctor outfit.)

Abilities: They are a magic practitioner, specializing in necromancy, alchemy, chaos magic, and experimentation. She is also good with medicine, and despite not being licensed in any way, is incredibly good at healing people. Birds, specifically corvids, seem to follow them around, and will obey their commands. Their "flock" consists mostly of crows and ravens, but has a few magpies and rooks as well. This Flock is actually tied to her, so protection spells and immunities that she has extend to them. They can make noises like that of corvids, allowing for communication with their flock, and can also mimic sounds.

Behavior: They are generally a wise and intelligent person, taking the logical approach to things. They are kind, and are always willing to lend a helping hand.

Background: [ERROR: DATA LOST]

(The persona reference is a WIP im writing this late at night and I gotta go to sleep, I'll finish it later.)

(Contact me if you want an autopsy or reanimation done)

Ok byeeeeeeeee

Stealing these crows from this post

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It’s Friday Fred! You made it! TGIF
thank goodness, it’s Fred
Nothing stops this train
It’s literally Friday
Happy Friday Everyone. Work is out. Time to get on the Party bus.
Time to get in touch with the weekend, it’s Friday Night
Happy Friday
@sodakickparty helped me finish this Friday Fred
It was SUPER RADICAL!!
Have a totally tubular new year
First Fred of 2023
Oh my god!! It really works!! I reblogged Friday Fred on Friday the 13th and nothing happened!!!
you know what day it is.
Happy Friday Fred. Soon every day will be Friday!
He grew into the hat…
Oh yeah it’s mid-march-ish
Sorry for reblogging twice in a row but I need to include “The Frides of March”
Happy Friday, everyone
Friday Fred IN 3D!!!!!!!!!!
Created by @docvalentine​
Friday FR3D
Power still out so killing 2 birds with 1 stone
You were drawn by flashlight, actually.
Found these tags on my last hand-drawn post inspiring:
I’m so good at art.
This doodle made me laugh too much so now this is the Fred this week
THE ONE PIZZA…!
THE ONE PIZZA IS REAL!!!!!!
A scan of the old Friday Fred expansion from the GUYS system. I don’t think this is Friday Fred’s first appearance, but I could be wrong. It’s definitely an off-model design.
Fred is Going Corporate
He can’t stay this small forever…
♩ ♪ ♫ ♬Nu är vi här Fred♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬CaramelDansen♩ ♪ ♫ ♬
We need you to roll up a most radical Friday, Prince.
OK this week I am doing a roundup of the Freds which got lost in the shuffle.
“He’s coming to you from a lab table!” From @alter-ego-cole
“my friday fred fanart. happy april fools eve” From @seven-oh-four
“FRIDAY AGAIN BROSEPHS” from @neon-draws-sometimes
“🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟” from @vulturevomittm
“my horrible rendition of Angular Bitty Fred” from @sodium-bitch
And finally a PIZZA THROW Fred from @kawaiikitten96
We got stuck in traffic
My contribution to our lovable Fred the Friday Cat.
Another one for the day!
So I don’t miss this Fred from @bontonexthequizzical:
>Be Friday Fred
>Look inside Friday
>Saturday
Come on, you can do it. Keep reblogging Fred. Let’s smash this Ad Circus website on the ground like a tacky lamp.
Don’t worry he will turn back next week.
i met this lad last week but i feel like he’s been with me my entire life
stay funky, Friday Fred, and TGIF
And this Fred from @therealbrigeedarocks (Link)
“throwing my jam into the ring for @andy-jam-blog
meet Fraud Fred Jam!
he has a favorite day of the week and you’ll never guess which one it is
no really he is totally the real fred how dare you insinuate otherwise
@littleguysdaily HAS APPEARED NO LESS THAN

8 TIMES IN THIS ENTIRE THREAD

GET 9’D, KID!!!!
RADICAL FRIDAY
Some freds for the post: from @marzipan-nosebleed “the venn diagram of things i’m supposed to do at school and things i actually do at school is just two separate circles”
from @talkingattumble “I’m honor of Friday, October 13 I’m gonna get into the holidays spirit and post….valentines Fred!”
From @linkyu
from @velcrow101
From @angrytreemarten “I’m bad at drawing”
From @disembark-starstruck “Friday Fred dnd statblock”
From @atethemango
And my humble addition:
issa spooky month!!
added by @brobietumbles:
Doodled in my notepad during a DND game.
have a happy friday from the garbage wastes : D
From @splorb
From @kitzenvoncatzen “frd frdy”
From @frostiecake “Okay, I can’t NOT add on to TGIF Fred!!”
scrolling through this made me so happy i physically could not not draw Friday fred
From @peekoo3
from @ccritterbugg
And this week’s Fred:
It has been a whole year of Fred. Here’s to many more (All on the same post, of course)
From @catatomicofficial
From @k1tty-wh1te
This week’s Fred:
Thank goodness it’s Friday!!!!!
you know i had to draw friday fred
From @maxwellpaws
& this week’s fred:
Do a flip or something…
u made it to friday! fred says good job
From @lucariwoah “Here’s my contribution. May God have mercy on all of us. I had to sit through this, and so should you”
From @pteracotta “my usual art program wasn’t working so i had to use ms paint”
From @thanatos-ghost
This week’s Fred:
I gave him a boy best friend who he totally isn’t dating cuz it’s the 90s
from @kenniex2
Save me fred
fred save me
from @rat-detector
This week’s Fred:
My small contribution to Fred Friday :)
From @zbitche 
From @immushymellow
its friday!!!1!! fuck yeah!!!1!11!!!!! dumping out all of my old markers just so i could find a blue one that looked kinda like the shade of blue of freds hat and also wasn’t missing its cap and dried out was totally worth it!!!1!!!!5!!”
I drew this on the whiteboard at my scool it took forever becase i couldnt find any other pink or magenta markers.”
This week’s Fred:
From @muttmuttgoose “Tiny Fred”
from @immushymellow
“this weeks friday fred drawing(s)(whitch i started making last friday but couldnt finish on time):”
totally definitly normal and finished version:”
This Week’s Fred:
Instead of doing finals I drew Fred
@meowmeowmeowimacat sent this Fred to me via my inbox: “My TGIF fred using a free base by charliesTea on DA: https://www.deviantart.com/charliestea/art/F2U-Kitty-Cat-Base-909802179
This week’s Fred:
woahhhh friday with. Fred!
from @damascenedotjpeg
From @anaskunk
Today’s Fred:
I have a calendar that has a holiday for every day and today happened to be pizza day so I quickly scribbled up a friday fred with some pizza
From @anaskunk
“here’s friday fred thanks for the reminder !!” From @sillyfunny
“MS paint Fred upon ye” From @acornmaybe
From @i-likegamesbut-cant-playthem
“im so sorry for making this longer”
Today’s Friday Fred:
here, havve an incredibbly long post
have a really bad ms paint fred on this wonderful friday
From @burntowl25
“friday fred wid da ghos from @damascenedotjpeg” A Radical 3D Fred from @docvalentine
Today’s Fred:
From @th3dicesystem
“Drew him”
This Week’s Fred:
I don’t need this comparative anatomy cat skull diagram for class anymore so I put a hat on it. It’s Fred now. Happy Friday before my birthday.

From @pending-dope-username

“my edition featuring a human version of friday fred beside cat fred, starring a tumblr quote cuz im too lazy to crop.” This week’s Fred:

Happy TGIF Friday, everyone! I made this to use as a Discord emoji. : )

Anyone else feeling squashed this Friday?

This fred is from @benatars-slut

“you cant really tell but i tried to turn him into a parappa the rapper character”

This Fred is from @sophiamoment

“trans + pan flags picked from my totally rad drawing” This week’s Fred:

I am so glad this week is over.

I hope this Fred finds you well, and that you heed his advice

“there he is

was lookin for that fucker all day”

“anyways place ya bets” And from @kat0ninetails

“Drew the man of the hour. Radical, dude!”

It’s friday!!

Today’s Fred

He’s making pizza angels

It’s Puddle Friday

Happy Single Cell Friday

Bedazzled Fred from @foxxys-huzband

And this week’s Fred

This Fred is from @koojinadethegilliard who says: Happy friday, dudes !! stay groovy And this week’s Fred:

what the fuck did I just witness

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chadgamer

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s

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hzs-modblog

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

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lawbreaker13

Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

The soles of your feet can never grow hair

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB…

SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS

*~deedlee-doot-dee-doot doo-oot~*

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

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DAY 15

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

You can only reblog this 12 times a year

Make the most of that

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Every month I reblog this and every month I’m baffled that it’s already the 15th.

I’m scheduling this for every month

IT ONLY APPEARS ON THE FIFTEENTH OF EVRY MONTH

THIS ONLY APPEARS ON 15THS WTF

*slams reblog button*

Welp it’s that day again

Do people just have this queued or something`??

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and a shoutout to the two Māori men who travelled to Vienna in 1859, got themselves apprenticed as printers (and incidentally became accomplished ballroom dancers), and finally had an audience with Franz Josef where they charmed him so much that he sent a printing press to New Zealand….which was promptly used from 1861 to print the newspaper of the Kingitanga anti-colonial movement.

Just researched a bit- they’re names are Wiremu Toetoe and Te Hemara Rerehau Paraone and it’s quite a fascinating story.

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Alex Jones is livestreaming rn and for the first and only time in my life it's appointment viewing. He got evicted from his studio mid-stream and they had to cover for him when he popped up in his "satellite studio" (a room in his house I assume) devoid of the Infowars branding. He's talking about how "tens of millions" of people have watched his final broadcast & you can literally see he has far less than a million viewers in the bottom corner (and this is on Twitter, which inflates views of videos ever since Elon had to convince people anyway gives a shit about Tucker Carlson's livestreams). He's currently whining that they chose not to sell his site back to him at auction, so he could keep doing the crimes that are why he was selling his website.

I didn't see this personally but he's apparently read out the Onion's announcement, which is a fake article by a fake corporation, out loud several times as if it was real. Anyway it should be noted how screwed he is, bc...

...while he can livestream under his own name, they own his warehouses of dubious supplements. He has nothing to sell but t-shirts protesting that his show is going down. Since Infowars was, first and foremost, a lifestyle brand, this leaves him, scientifically speaking, "totally fucked". He doesn't have ads, that's the only way he makes money

He just promised that he will "win the information war" which. You were sued into oblivion for lying about the parents of murdered children & lost your platform so hard you don't even have a studio anymore & your brand was seized by a rival to make fun of you. I didn't think the Infowar was a real thing you could lose, but I'm not sure there's a more definitive way to lose the information war. Anyway he's now ranting about fluoride

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netflix subtitles are great for when you want to read a caption with like 50% resemblance to what's being spoken

character in a movie: buddy, i'm gonna tell you what i've got to do

netflix subtitles: i'll say what i must do

character in a movie: *exhales*

netflix subtitles: (blows raspberry)

character in a movie: ciao!

netflix subtitles: (in italian) bye!

*character in a movie: ciao!

netflix subtitles: (speaks foreign language)

IF YOU LIVE IN THE USA

THIS IS ILLEGAL

REPORT THEM TO THE FCC

THEY HAVE A LINK ON THEIR WEBSITE TO RWPORT IT

ITS REQUIRED BY THE ADA THAT SUBTITLES EXACTLY MATCH THE DIALOGUE

i reported basically every Star Trek show on Paramount+ because the subtitles were all fucked up. they sent me auto emails to let me know they were working on it, and then a real life human being got in touch with me after they had fixed it, to ask if i was still experiencing the issue. they WILL do something, they are required by FEDERAL LAW to do something.

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10 Non-Lethal Injuries to Add Pain to Your Writing

If you need a simple way to make your characters feel pain, here are some ideas: 

1. Sprained Ankle

A common injury that can severely limit mobility. This is useful because your characters will have to experience a mild struggle and adapt their plans to their new lack of mobiliy. Perfect to add tension to a chase scene.

2. Rib Contusion

A painful bruise on the ribs can make breathing difficult, helping you sneak in those ragged wheezes during a fight scene. Could also be used for something sport-related! It's impactful enough to leave a lingering pain but not enough to hinder their overall movement.

3. Concussions

This common brain injury can lead to confusion, dizziness, and mood swings, affecting a character’s judgment heavily. It can also cause mild amnesia.

I enjoy using concussions when you need another character to subtly take over the fight/scene, it's an easy way to switch POVs. You could also use it if you need a 'cute' recovery moment with A and B.

4. Fractured Finger

A broken finger can complicate tasks that require fine motor skills. This would be perfect for characters like artists, writers, etc. Or, a fighter who brushes it off as nothing till they try to throw a punch and are hit with pain.

5. Road Rash

Road rash is an abrasion caused by friction. Aka scraping skin. The raw, painful sting resulting from a fall can be a quick but effective way to add pain to your writing. Tip: it's great if you need a mild injury for a child.

6. Shoulder Dislocation

This injury can be excruciating and often leads to an inability to use one arm, forcing characters to confront their limitations while adding urgency to their situation. Good for torture scenes.

7. Deep Laceration

A deep laceration is a cut that requires stitches. As someone who got stitches as a kid, they really aren't that bad! A 2-3 inch wound (in length) provides just enough pain and blood to add that dramatic flair to your writing while not severely deterring your character.

This is also a great wound to look back on since it often scars. Note: the deeper and wider the cut the worse your character's condition. Don't give them a 5 inch deep gash and call that mild.

8. Burns

Whether from fire, chemicals, or hot surfaces, burns can cause intense suffering and lingering trauma. Like the previous injury, the lasting physical and emotional trauma of a burn is a great wound for characters to look back on.

If you want to explore writing burns, read here.

9. Pulled Muscle

This can create ongoing pain and restrict movement, offering a window to force your character to lean on another. Note: I personally use muscle related injuries when I want to focus more on the pain and sprains to focus on a lack of mobility.

10. Tendonitis

Inflammation of a tendon can cause chronic pain and limit a character's ability to perform tasks they usually take for granted. When exploring tendonitis make sure you research well as this can easily turn into a more severe injury.

This is a quick, brief list of ideas to provide writers inspiration. Since it is a shorter blog, I have not covered the injuries in detail. This is inspiration, not a thorough guide. Happy writing! :)

Looking For More Writing Tips And Tricks? 

Check out the rest of Quillology with Haya; a blog dedicated to writing and publishing tips for authors!

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froody

“America IS walkable, you’re all just lazy” my childhood home was an hour from the nearest hospital (by car)

not all Americans are lazy suburbanites, some of us genuinely have to drive miles and miles and hours and hours to buy clothes, grocery shop, see doctors or do anything, really.

notice how in movies they show you New York and costal SoCal and not like, middle of nowhere North Dakota.

“take public transit” look at me, look me in the eye. do you think they have subways in towns with three digit populations? do you think they run busses out to the middle of nowhere?

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Tumbleweed needs everyone to know that I am his most cruel and heartless mother for decreasing the amount of food he gets due to him gaining a third again his body weight over the last year no that is not all fur Tumbleweed you are shaped like a pregnant sheep!

He has spent much of the day stomping from room to room while yelling his immense displeasure.

Yelling

Begging

Lamentations

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beamgreem

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