happy birthday to a Special Girl

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO A QUEEN!!!

Caracal (Caracal Caracal)

Caracal

@karacal

the best song ever made? Well, in 1980 a coked-out Italian producer and a vapid New York society girl made a song about being a mindless hole, for a movie about a male prostitute who gets framed for murder. A few years later Disney approached a novelty musician from the late 50s about making modern music sound like it was sung by cartoon chipmunks for an upcoming piece of direct-to-video shovelware. Then in 2015 someone slowed the cartoon chipmunk cover of the male prostitute song down so the vocals sound normal but it's the instruments that sound fucked up

if I'm lyin I'm dyin

While taking a nap today I dreamt there was a hazard sign called "never found" which was used to indicate a location where people disappeared never to be seen again

it looked like this

i kept thinking about this while i was trying to fall asleep yesterday and couldn’t stop laughing myself back awake

Who the fuck was gonna tell me the Hydraulic Press couple are getting a divorce