So I’m doing some training for work and tell me why they are using Renaissance as the injured child for the example accident report. IM SCREAMING
I just wanna show the volturi bardcore covers of modern songs, it’d prob be the last thing I’d do but at least I’d go out with a killer soundtrack
The Cullens used to play Mario kart wii every Wednesday until the Incident™️ occurred (Carlisle threw the wii steering wheel through the tv after Emmett blue shelled him and won the race) and they haven’t had a family game night since
#emmett secretly plays mario kart on his switch but with the volume all the way down#they framed the wheel#felix volturi#demetri volturi#volturi#twilight#twilight revival#twilight renaissance#alice cullen#jasper hale#aro volturi#the volturi#felix twilight#jane volturi#alec volturi#twilight saga#felix#twilight cullens#edward cullen#the cullens#emmett cullen#bella cullen
She’s a 7 but she simps for violent fictional men on the internet
Edward making small talk with the secretary while he waits to see the kings
Exclusive footage of Bella distracting edward after he saved her from the alley
Edward on the way to Italy in New Moon
Eddie @ himself
The secretary eavesdropping on the convo when Irina snitched on Bella to the volturi
Edward when Bella figured out the whole vampire situation
Aro after Carlisle left Italy and married Esme
Jacob deleted scene
Open for business
I went outside last night and got the shit smacked out of my chest by a bat, I can only assume it was Felix or Demetri trying to cop a feel and honestly… I’m flattered
I keep getting werewolf smut recommended to me on Facebook and idk what I have done to deserve such a thing I feel like I’ve made it painfully obvious I’m a whore for vampires and vampires only . It’s not even good and I think that’s the worst part of it all 😭
This just in I’m going to Italy for my bday plz be manifesting that a really old but really hot Italian vampire makes out with me. If you are a really old but really hot Italian vampire my bday is on 11/11 and I will be in Venice vibing in a 15th century building and patiently awaiting your arrival 🤪
It’s day 7,852 on this god forsaken island and i have yet to encounter any vampires, my disappointment is immeasurable