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i love 🅱️elix 🅱️olturi

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welcome to the shit show 😝✌🏻asks are open so ask away
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GOD i cant stop thinking about how weird it is that twilight was inspired by MCR which was inspired by 911. when everyone else was caught up in this aggressve patriotism as a form of defense and an excuse for violent bigotry, mcr said lets make something beautiful. lets make something that will let us heal. and then twilight and harry potter used to have this whole fandom feud, but ended up almost being two sides of the same coin. both deeply terrible and written by bigoted white women who either did nothing to amend for the damage her respective writing did, or actively tried to make it worse. and how they ended up sort of being married together by the creation of My Immortal, which is arguably a twilightified fanfic of harry potter, written by someone that absolutely worshipped gerard way. and how mcr was asked to make a song for the twilight soundtrack to which they said fuck you and instead made Vampire Money, a song about what itd be like if they succumed to capitalist greed and devalued their art by leaning into the edgy aesthetic beyond the end of its shelf life and whored out their emotions for profit. and then they broke up because it really Was killing them. and now theyre back. and then the WWWYf tour happened. and That happened. they turned it into an opportunity to make a giant fuck you to that selfsame concept, dressing up as a parody of what theyd have become if theyd done what the public wanted of them, if theyd stayed closeted and suicidal and become consumed by the addiction of selling that pain for profit. a point underlined by the contrast with how theyve been presenting themselves the past 3 months on their real tour, specifically gerard, and how specifically BECAUSE they took a hiatus, BECAUSE they didnt give into greed for more vampire money and didnt destroy themselves, they are alive today in order to be onstage now in front of us. awake and unafraid. a giant celebration of trans joy and affirmation and acknowledgement and love between them and us, their fans, specifically their trans fans. how they finished the WWWYf show with Vampire Money and no one in that crowd got it because no one in that crowd Would get it, and that perfectly crystalized their absolutely scathing point. and then on their real tour they made the more blatant but less serious reference by wearing a twilight shirt and talking about robert pattinson, just goofing off and having fun being gay, bc with us they finally can. and in the meantime, jk rowling has written a self insert cringe comp book longer than the fucking bible trying desparately to cling to relevancy and make herself out to be the victim in her own transphobia, desparately whoring out her bigotry for profit. and the fact that 50 shades of gray is just a twilight fanfic that caused 365 Days to get written and also kind of caused the normalization of fanfic getting turned into actual monetized netflix level media. but ofc its only okay when its cishet. the smut turned netflix series exuality is only acceptable when its straight. and its all toxic af!!! but somehow its fine that THATS plastered on every billboard!!! but the original queer people it was inspired by were shunned and shamed and now that theyre back from the dead, everyones trying to capitalize on their return. and they said go fuck yourselves!!!! and meanwhile the same type of people who hate us and them ARE succumbing to that greed, and theyre fucking floundering!!! just.i just. i. uGHGGGGGG

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fckedup247

*During Breaking Dawn pt1 when the family find out Bella is pregnant*

Edward: “Carlisle I don’t know how this happened”

Emmett: “Well did you wear a condom”

*the whole Cullen family stare at him*

Emmett: “Oh so none of you guys got the safe sex talk”

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inurexm

🤎Marcus V. Headcanons🤎

  • Marcus was born into a very wealthy family in Ancient Greece
  • His family were world renowned scholars
  • hence his love for books and knowledge
  • Had a very happy upbringing
  • Known to be kind of shy and standoffish
  • One day, Marcus decided to find a quiet place to read in the middle of a forest
  • this will not end well
  • Marcus is attacked by a strange creature and left for dead
  • When we awakes in the forest alone, he realizes what he’s become
  • he had read about this in a book somewhere
  • Chose to leave his family for their safety and travel the world
  • For many years, he survived on killing random people in the forest and breaking into libraries to read books
  • what a nerd
  • One day he came across another vampire
  • aro
  • They became buddy-buddy and decided they wanted to bring order to the vampire world
  • by killing the romanians
  • Spent a year traveling and building an army
  • One day, Aro brought his sister Didyme back
  • my man was in love
  • They fell in love instantly
  • Soon, Caius and Athenodora joined them and they quickly won the war
  • When they settled in Volterra, he became the go-to scholar
  • He taught new recruits all the history and lore of the vampire world
  • Known as the guards therapist and they all go to him if they are going through anything
  • Marcus would also teach languages and customs
  • Loves his family (the kings and queens) more than anything and is very protective
  • kinda like the older brother of the family
  • Becomes more extroverted when he’s alone with his family
  • Took a liking to Felix because he loves his energy
  • Spends the majority of his time reading books
  • Watches TV with Didyme sometimes
  • Not scary at all and is never angry
  • Everyone’s favorite king
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