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okay here's another silly little AU idea for y'all

YQY brings a strange woman into the sect one day, cheerfully proclaiming that the two of them are getting married. everyone is cautiously happy for him (they've never heard about this woman before? but zhangmeng-shixiong looks really happy, so... yay?) until they notice that he's lost all interest in his most beloved shidi for some reason.

like someone approaches him with news of SQQ dropping by to visit the sect and he'll be like "cool :) anyway, my future wife here...". and it's not like. totally inexplicable. after all, isn't it natural for a man to want to spend more time with the woman he loves than with a random shidi? except it's not some random shidi, it's shen freaking qingqiu!! the man YQY unsheathed his giant cursed sword for on several occasions!! how could he have done such a 180 on him in such a short amount of time?

so YQY's shidi and shimei get worried that this strange woman is some sort of demon or evil spirit that bewitched their sect leader, and they call on SQQ to get out of his marital retreat at the demon realm and come assist them with exposing the villain ASAP. except it only takes SQQ spending half an hour in the company of YQY's fiancée (glaring daggers at him from across the room and making acerbic remarks to his every word) to come to the realisation...

OMFG the sect leader is marrying the reincarnated scum villain

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pt 2 of Bingqiu Family Headcanons bc I can't believe I forgot to put these:

  • Shen Yuan's older brother (could be both, but at least the oldest) was already married and had at least one kid. Because of this, Shen Yuan got stuck with watching the kid for at least a few minutes while everyone else was busy or as a last resort type babysitter. And because of that he knows how to take care of babies and little kids. He's actually good at it. He was a little awkward at first, but after the like...third? time he got stuck with a kid he figured it out. Which is why everyone is so surprised that they don't need to give Shen Qingqiu nearly as many tips for dealing with babies as they originally thought.
  • Shen Yuan was still bottom of the list for babysitters though because of his overall...everything. They just assumed that he didn't like babysitting and wasn't very good at it. Shen Yuan did not contest this.
  • All their kids get Binghe's Heavenly Demon blood parasites when they're babies. Bingqiu are not taking any chances. They want to know that if their kid get's lost, they can find them. What their kid's medical status is and if they need healing.
  • They're a bit (read: a lot) overprotective. But they have good reason given all that happened to them and with Binghe and just the overall dangers of the world they live in and demon politics.
  • (This one's my favorite) Bingqiu's kids have "Shen" as their surname. Luo Binghe's surname "Luo" was just given to him because that was the river he was found in. It doesn't hold any real meaning to it beyond that. However, for Shen Qingqiu, he had the surname "Shen" even before he transmigrated. Shen Yuan. So, it holds more significance for him. By being able to pass his real surname onto his kids with Binghe, it's like he's able to share a part of his "true" self with them. It's the surname of his family. It's his parent's surname. It's his older brother's surname. It's his meimei's surname. It's the surname of the extended family he only saw a couple times a year during holidays. It holds history. It holds love. "Shen" is the surname of his family. It's him getting to pass down his family legacy and history and love even though he's in a completely different world. It's the connection of his last life and this one.
  • Adding onto that last one: Bingqiu absolutely argue over what surname to give the kid(s) for weeks or even months before deciding on Shen. But, Luo Binghe is the one arguing that their kids should have "Shen" as their last name because it's shizun's last name. my kids have to have shizun's last name😭😭🥺🥺, and Shen Qingqiu is arguing that it should be "Luo" because Binghe's the protagonist and that's just how it should be internally, externally he's like "Binghe is Emperor of the Demon Realm, so it only makes sense that they should have Binghe's surname."
  • More on that: When they finally come to an agreement on "Shen" Shen Qingqiu's eyes prickle with tears, and if a few fall free the only ones who know are the two of them. It just means so much to him that they'll have his name. He honestly didn't think it was an actual possibility and that of course they would have Binghe's surname, so when it's finally decided that it will be "Shen" it finally hits him (and it hits him hard) that he'll be passing his family name on. Not Just as Shen Qingqiu, but as Shen Yuan as well. It's like all the grief he felt over dying and thinking that other life (and his family) was gone forever that he's been suppressing just rips free of the locked chest inside him now.
  • Shen Yuan never thought he was going to have a family. I'm totally believing the chronic illness/die young hc about him, so he always thought he wouldn't get the chance to have kids. So, he has feelings about actually being able to raise a family. And, with Luo Binghe no less.
  • They are both very Not Normal about having kids with the other.

This next part is mpreg, so skip if you want. There's nothing below it.

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[ID: A Scum Villain Comic. The first image depicts a beast peak disciple Shen Yuan, who appears in his late teens/early 20s. His robes are primarily green and brown. His hair is pulled into a messy braid and he has a pair of silver glasses. He is holding a qiankun pouch with both hands and is covered in blood on his clothes and face. He says "Are you alright, Shidi?" The second image depicts disciple Luo Binghe, who is presumably looking towards SY with a blank yet flustered expression. He has a lot less blood on him in comparison. He answers "Never better, Shixiong", with a thought bubble behind him that states "Hope this doesn't awaken anything in me". End ID]

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AU where Shen Jiu, at seventeen (?), meets this snotty nosed eight year old toting around an equally disheveled four year old.

Shen Jiu and Wu Yanzi are in some random town that Wu Yanzi heard a rival cultivator has settled and he needs Shen Jiu’s help in settling an old score (robbing the guy blind, basically.) So while Shen Jiu is wandering around a market tailing this man and trying to learn his routine, he sees this kid sitting in an alley trying to feed a toddler. And he doesn’t care. He doesn’t. Nobody was around to help him when he and Qi-ge were on the streets. But still—he slows his stride just enough that this kid looks up with these huge watery eyes and doesn’t even speak and okay, fine. Shen Jiu has a bit of money from the last town they narrowly escaped. He’ll give this kid some and finish his mission.

Except as he’s passing off the money and turning to leave this kid says:

“Why are you following [Rival Cultivator?]”

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JiuYuan plot bunny

Shen Yuan transmigrates/reincarnates waay before the plot even begins, as a somewhat rich second or third son of a merchant family (cliché or clasic background? You decide) not specially sick nor a priority for his family as he's not likely to inherit almost anything he is send to cultivate to a small sect. Because who else will want their unremarkable son?

Turns out ranting about poetry in the street with a vendor is a sure way to make someone important want their unremarkable son.

Enter the current Lord of Qing Jing who saw a gremlin with taste and opinions and immediately wanted him. Also the immediate moment when Shen Yuan finds out where exactly he was reborn in (pray for him). So Shen Yuan gets to join directly into QJP if he passes the other test and well, the story wont go on if he doesn't so let's say he does.

His dumbass tries to make everyone believe he's lazy to avoid work like he did back home but Aha! Shizun is on his bs so in no time he's made head disciple. Natural teacher, excellent memory and talented swordsman (This nerd got too excited by swords and practiced so much he now is the best of his generation and he desperately wants you to know he didn't want for this to happen) it's like he was made to lead QJP!

Side note: LQG will be made head disciple of BZP in a year or so, that's why SY is the generation's best, currently.

Here comes the boy! Absolutely traumatized feral kitten Shen Jiu gets into CQM and QJP out of season and with his general attitude immediately gets enemies everywhere. Not problem! Da-Shixiong will show you around and- Oh? You don't want Da-Shixiong to speak with you? Alright. Just remember to get to dinner and sleep well, goodnight!

And just like that you get an oblivious Shen Yuan respecting a hesitantly curious Shen Jiu who, in turn, decides that the best thing to do with this interest is to find blackmail on SY and take his place as head disciple.

Cue shenanigans and hijinks with stalker SJ and unsuspecting SY. And them getting closer by basically respecting SJ's space and time and being a decent human?! What?!

So like bonding with a cat. Slow, respectfully and with lots and lots of treats. Once Shen Yuan figured out Shen Jiu's weakness is just sweets it's all over. Now hes SJ's shixiong and no one else's. No, shut up A-Yuan, they are not worth our time.

Does he trust SY unconditionally? He's getting there. Nighthunts and being saved like a damsel in distress once in a while helps, even if he gets hissy and pretends to not like it. More so when SY immediately turns to him for both counsel on investigations and to make sure he's safe while in the hunts. Also Shixiong spends almost all his time helping him in fixing his cultivation and teaching him the arts, even when no one else would give a shit, so he gets extra points by being a good boy to his A-Jiu.

Shen Yuan? He thinks he's being a good bro and helping SJ fix whatever made him such an ass in PIDW. He doesn't know what happened before SJ went to CQM nor his past as a slave, only thought he looked like a feral cat and acted accordingly. And yes, calling him A-Jiu is absolutely necessary to that recovery.

In the middle of this SY tries to make contact with TLJ to help him either run away with SXY or take out the OPM so the tragedy doesn't happend. But shit hits the fan and SY gets outed as a demon sympathizer when the sealing under a mountain still happens but he tries to reason with the CQM's sect leader that the demon was innocent.

No one can prove that he was a traitor but under the added presure of public sentiment he's punished severely. Sect leader gives him two choices; He either leaves and retrieves a mega ultra rare mcguffin that'll take him 20 years to get or gets banished immediately and losses any standing he has with the sect.

In simple terms: Prove your loyalty with this very difficult quest or leave.

As a pseudo-compromise sect leader promised no one will take his place if he leaves for the quest nor will they banish SJ for being so close to a posible traitor. SY, naturally, accepts the quest with all the spite and grief of someone who failed his true quest of saving his best friend and the world too he supposes.

But QJP cannot be without a Head disciple nor a Peak Lord! Because plot twist, the lords are preparing to ascend in the next like 5 years. Sect leader knew this, and this is his way to force QJ's peak lord to appoint a different head disciple when SY is away anyways. If that happens SY will lose everything anyways, even if he comes back.

So the strategists get together and make a plan.

Shen Yuan will leave in his quest but before that he'll marry someone trusted that can be acting peak lord in his absence but will not usurp his place. Doble plot twist! That person is Shen Jiu because just as SJ got mellower with SY's influence so did SY get more paranoid. He only trust his dear shidi and no one else but oh how could he force his shidi into- Oh? You'll do it? Why do i have to be the wif-

And they marry in semi secret, taking a small moment for SJ to make him doble promise to come back for him and to give his own doble promise to wait for his return. SJ doesn't like this, not one bit. But this time he's safe, in a position of power and tentatively ready to trust again. He'd rather have his husband with him at least for their wedding night but oh well, they don't get that. They make arrangements for SY to send letters to the WRP so SJ can know how he's doing even if he can't receive any in exchange. It'll be a lonely 20 years.

Shen Yuan leaves and Shen Jiu gets appointed acting head disciple and then acting peak lord. With his silks and his husband's name as a shield (Qingqiu is SY's, but he can use it because they married) he rules QJP much more detached than in PIDW, almost completely ignoring the disciples. This is his A-Yuan's work after all and if he wants it done he better hurry and come do it himself. They've always joked that SY would teach while SJ would govern the peak, even before ever discussing marriage (It didn't matter that A-Yuan didn't know they would eventually get married. They would have regardless)

And Yue Qingyuan you didn't ask? He's in the background wanting to talk to Xiao-Jiu constantly but SJ doesn't need him nor want him. SY's therapy helped him let go if not forgive YQY, he's at the point where he can just ignore him. YQY on the other hand is guiltily ecstatic SY is out of the picture and Xiao-Jiu can be peak lord and rule at his side. Just like he wanted!

Like that 15 years pass. SJ still gets a reputation of going to brothels even if its to read his hubby's letters and sleep. And at this point all other peak lords either forgot he's technically just acting peak lord or never knew there was another Shen-Shixiong who should be peak lord instead.

At this point I'm not sure how to proceed. It'll have to be either:

a) Shen Yuan comes back during the demon invasion or

b) He comes when they are having a peak lord meeting for conveniences sake

Let's do invasion for dramatic purposes.

So you have a supremely pissed off SJ dealing with the demons and watching as the runt of his peak desperately tries to beat his opponent while making a mockery out of their QJP fighting style (LBH is actually doing pretty good, SJ is just Like That™) when suddenly a sword only he recognizes flies faster than a bullet to stop the defeated demon from attacking the little beast and the whole place falls into silence. SJ can hear his pulse in his ears, he almost can't breathe.

The disciples are looking at him for instructions but he can't think of anything as the most beautiful face he has ever seen slowly walks out of the trees into the improvised arena. His hair is finally long now, but not even close to well cared for. His clothes dusty and well worn but not threadbare nor stained with ink like it usually was in their disciple days. His A-Yuan is glorious as he makes the demons run like the pathetic bugs they are.

LQG has come too but there's not more fighting to be had, only a couple reunited at last. SJ sends decorum through the window and yanks his A-Yuan into a long awaited kiss in front of basically every disciple and an enraged and flustered LQG (Man is having the weirdest awakening)

SY is surprised at first but quickly reciprocates, finally at peace with his feelings. Because guess what, 15 years of pinning + letters that slowly become romantic without the fear of retribution will do just fine for him to admit he fell in love with his husband at some point. He was scared shitless of SJ reaction to him coming back and it was only that promise what made him go home regardless. A-Jiu can hate him, but he is NOT breaking that promise. He even made it 5 years earlier, isn't he such a good husband?

Later in the emergency meating LQG is still screaming at them for shameless and inmoral and how could this be the first thing Shen Yuan does when he comes back when they could've just spared

And everyone else (minus YQY, SQH and the beast peak lord) are just like What? Who's this? And SY looks at YQY disapprovingly (He knows YQY covets his wife and purposely didn't tell them) and explains he's the QJ peak lord and SJ as his husband has been ruling QJ in his stead for the past 15 years. And yes, that's why SJ is sitting in his lap.

When the whole story comes out everyone is more surprised to know they are married than the fact SY made the last sect leader so angry he was basically given a suicide mission (Not even YQY knew that) but don't worry! He has absolutely no inclination of taking his A-Jiu's position away. He'd rather teach his little disciples and let his wife to berate their martial siblings as is his right (Someone said they'll be happy having SY instead of SJ in meetings from now on and He Did Not Like That) So they'll share the name Qingqiu as QJ has two peak lords from now on.

Now if they'll excuse them they have a wedding night to finally enjoy.

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heavenly demon SY au, with a teaspoon of familial cumplane and a pinch of shenliushen.

Some decade before the tianxi era TLJ has a one night stand with a male demon who gets pregnant. Surprise! it's airplane who wanted a taste of that doomed heavenly pillar. He's older than MBJ in this au and hasn't had the chance to meet young MBJ yet. MBJ has enough on his plate without some random older demon howering around him. SQH is many things a creep he is not, thank you very much.

So instead he gets pregnant by TLJ, has a cry session, wonders if he's going to birth the protagonist, cries some more over all the death flags he has raised for himself, and then just accepts his fate. TLJ doesn't care much about this little surprise, it was just a one night stand after all. However, his advisors have been nagging him about getting hitched and producing heirs, so he sees his chance to finally getting rid of one problem by throwing the other one at it. Very clever indeed!

SQH becomes TLJs first concubine. SQH does not become empress, but until TLJ marries further, he's as good as one. So SQH (with babybump proudly on display) starts fixing up TLJs court, all administrative tasks, and generally making it run smoother than it has for generations. TLJ is happy as can be, finally he can leave his empire for months on end to follow his true calling, reading and watching every human romance story that has ever been produced!

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Shen Jiu thinks Shen Yuan is his ancestor

The SVSSS legendary author Bluethursday finally updated, and now I’m in need of more fics with a very specific setting:

Mistaking someone younger than you to be far far older - an honorable ancestor.

AKA like the title says, Shen Jiu meets Shen Yuan, finds out that the two are related, and comes to the logical confusion that babyfaced Shen Yuan is his ancestor.

(But who can blame Shen Jiu when Shen Yuan knows so many many things, particularly of plants and animals thought to be extinct in this time period? Such as the woolly mammoth.)

Consequently, Shen Jiu quickly comes to trust Shen Yuan and seek Shen Yuan’s counsel.

(Maybe Shen Jiu also runs away from Cang Qiong to vacation in Shen Yuan’s little cottage on some remote mountain range from time to time.)

Let’s call this the “Great Ancestor AU”.

Shen Yuan: makes a meme reference

Shen Jiu: Ah yes, time to take notes for this is the lingo of a long begone historical era that the Qing Jing peak is severely lacking information on.

Shen Yuan points to a butterfly: Look! A pigeon

Shen Jiu: Somehow the flow of time has changed the name of pigeons and butterflies around. What idiot is the one responsible for this!?!? Does this mean that some of the scrolls are actually referring to butterflies and not pigeons???

Shen Yuan: makes cultural misstep

Shen Jiu: My ancestor is so old that culture norms have changed for him. Or maybe old age got to his memory and he gives no fucks about social norms.

Shen Yuan: talks about some extinct plants like he has them in his backyard (cough yes he does because he hit Luo Binghe’s adventure spots first).

Shen Jiu: Right. He’s just old. And out of date.

Shen Yuan: Mumbles about how annoying harems are and how said extinct plant was cured to cure some incurable disease before papapa sessions happened…

Shen Jiu: o.O Wait did my ancestor have a harem of three digits- WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR HAREM NOW?!

Shen Jiu just realized a new danger: his ancestor apparently collects new people to join his harem very easily and he just Can’t Allow it because it would mean that his ancestor would have less time for him.

He Must Stop His Ancestor.

In some distant unlikely future, Shen Jiu get to see Shen Yuan’s closet for [insert reason]. He finds this super expensive luxury white wedding dress… and assume it’s Shen Yuan’s burial clothes when he was dead - a faked death, a temporary death, whatever.

Shen Jiu: …why do you still have this. Are you planning on dying or faking your death anytime soon??? does your husband - yes the husband that I still hate and wish would die if he didn’t make you so happy - have a necrophilia kink??? Shen Yuan: wut

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Considering that Luo Binghe was like collecting a new wife every 2-3 days in PIDW and assuming he kept that pace during most of his acquisition of his 600-people harem, he could be just in his 30s or 40s. He’s a very confident guy, of course, but that doesn’t sound as bad matching a guy in his 30s to Shen Yuan’s early 30s than… well a centuries old guy.

Shen Jiu is quite relieved to hear that there’s only a decade or two age gap in his ancestor’s marriage.

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A hidden realm opens. It’s one of those realms that open for a week every 1000 years…

and Shen Jiu is suspiciously looking at how confidently his ancestor and ancestor’s husbands are walking around said hidden realm like they have been there before. Luo Binghe is talking about how things went the last time he was in this realm; Shen Yuan is spouting off a gigantic list of plants that he knows are in this realm that he would like to collect cuttings of.

Shen Jiu is glad that he’s tagging along for the ride, but he’s also getting a million heart attacks from this trip because HIS FUCKING ANCESTOR IS OVER A THOUSAND YEARS OLD?! ASDFGHJKL

Shen Jiu would like to learn the great and powerful technique known as this “Naruto Run”, study the life of the powerful cultivator titled “Harambe”, and read the lost classic called…. “superwholock”? It sounds like quite the fantasticating and creative epic.

Certainly Shen Jiu doesn’t feel like he’s the one driving the car but rather the unfortunate passenger being taken on a trip that he never asked for.

Even worse is that this trip has picked up a hitchhiker named Tianlang Jun who keeps adding to all the discoveries that Shen Jiu simultaneously DOESN’T want to know and thirsts after like a man in a desert. Tianlang Jun just has a special talent for weaseling out stories out of Shen Yuan.

Shen Jiu feels faint hearing how his family - his ancestor - was so noble that he attended school with such elite peers learning the most esoteric studies. If the storyteller were anyone else, Shen Jiu would call it tall tales exaggerated to the high heavens, but Shen Yuan already has a track record of making astounding accomplishments sound like nothing. To think that Shen Yuan shared classes with so many members of royalty, children of diplomats and high officials, and even the descendants of Confucian! Knowing that Shen Yuan studied “the perception of political corruption and its impact on medical treatment and institutions” or “causes of political violence” for fun as though this highly prized knowledge wasn’t something that cultivators and even imperial princes would wage war for - or even as though this information would only be on a person’s learning curriculum if they were being groomed to rule as an imperial prince or from the shadows as a government minister!

AKA this is Shen Jiu’s brain right now:

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It’s quite a sight watching his ancestor pet all sorts of demonic beasts like they are little lapdogs. (In the background in Shen Jiu’s sight, Luo Binghe’s eyes glow red as the demon glares the demonic beasts into submission.)

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Shen Qingqiu, after the N-tnth emotional vulnerability moment worthy of a disney roadtrip film finally makes him crack: “You must be so disappointed. I cannot even manage a single peak.”

Shen Yuan, thinking that Binghe has somehow managed to redeem the scum villain into seeing the error of his ways and is terrified of messing it all up again: “Nonono. Teenagers are hard. You just need to learn to be, uh, considerate of their feelings”

Shen Qingqiu: Oh he’s still talking about me isn’t he? My ancestor is so patient on top of everything else

Shen Yuan tries to cheer Shen Qingqiu up by telling him of some of the crazy Tiktok trends (cough milk crate challenge, drinking soy sauce like it’s a shot challenge, is water really wet, etc. etc.)

Shen Jiu: …somehow you are making my standards for the snot nosed brats even lower and I don’t know how that’s even possible.

Shen Yuan: uh huh, I know right! I still can’t believe that I didn’t realize that Santa wasn’t real until I was 14!

Shen Jiu: Santa?

Shen Jiu: progressively gets more and more horrified as Shen Yuan explains how an old fat man breaks into everyone’s homes - even those poor maidens’ boudoirs! - to steal food and leaves behind some presents (or a rock) as payment every year. This old man also makes young kids sit in his lap, enslaves some sort of demon creatures to work for him all year, and also happens to be a cultivator based on how he can fly and live for so long. Oh and he’s clearly spying on all the children to determined if they have been well behaved enough to earn a present or be punished…

Shen Jiu: WELL THANK GOODNESS FOR WHOEVER MANAGED TO VANQUISH THIS HEINOUS CULTIVATOR!

Shen Yuan is a History Nerd and to understand history better, he also studied economics, government, philosophy, anthropology, and more while he was at university. Well, it was more “at” university since he did it remotely from a hospital bed, most of the time.

Maybe he even has multiple degrees because why not? It’s not like these classes are hard - he only has to write a few papers! He writes 5k words long comments all the time so really, writing these 10 page papers for class is nothing. Like literally, nothing. His writing speed is probably 200wpm and the only reason why his thesis took so long was because citation is a bitch in the ass.

And yes, it also helps that Airplane knows none of this shit, so the academic level of these characters is pretty… basic. And plenty of information was lost to time thanks to all the human-demon wars destroying libraries and precious sources of information; all this hoarding of information is NOT conducive to spreading knowledge and increasing the quality of research!

Imagine if/when Luo Bingge lets it drop that Shen Yuan’s family was on the Forbes 100 list in wealth.

Shen Jiu: you say what now?? Your family was one of THE wealthiest and there was a fucking list that confirmed it? Your family had 6 digits worth of employees?! Your family fucking hired Luo Bingge to take care of you?! A fucking heavenly demon can just be hired like that because you family is so strong?!

Shen Jiu’s world has been shaken up even more.

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Since the only reason why Shen Yuan is in this world is because of Luo Bingge, there’s no system around and so there’s no Airplane. Also Luo Bingge would probably kill Airplane for taking up so much of Shen Yuan’s time and attention. At least Shen Jiu has to fuck off to manage his peak!

Also Luo Binghe manages to scare Shen Jiu away quite a few times. Like that time that Shen Jiu walked into a room only to see Luo Binghe waxing Shen Yuan’s delectable ass.

Luo Binghe and Shen Yuan didn’t hear a peep from Shen Jiu for months.

Shen Jiu: if kids were Like That in your days, no wonder you didn’t want to keep track of your family’s descendants.

Shen Yuan: tries to explain the plot of Naruto/Bleach/inuyasha/insert some anime title and fails because Shen Jiu and Tian Langjun have proven to be avid readers of shit literature.

Shen Jiu: Oh, so these are just some of the historic events you have lived through

Tian Langjun: So were you married to that Kakashi fellow? You sound a little too into him. Did this happen before or happen you got married to Luo Binghe? Was there a valiant dual for your hand? Was there a threesome-

Luo Binghe punches Tianlang Jun unconscious.

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Shen Jiu is going to think that all these pokemons are extinct spiritual beasts/demonic beasts. He’s going to think that people used to tame spiritual beasts and have them around as pets… HE’S GOING TO THINK THAT THERE WAS A 10 YEAR OLD GENIUS THAT WENT AROUND AND TAMED ALL THE BEASTS.

Man, just wait for Shen Jiu to hear about the devil fruits that causes people to have great powers but the trade off is that the person will never be able to swim. When Huan Hua hears about it, they are going to be absolutely frothing at the mouth to rediscover this ancient plant.

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a liushen trope that is painfully hard to find is bai zhan peak lord liu qingge + qing jing peak lord shen jiu + qing jing disciple shen yuan.

imagine shen yuan being shen jiu's beloved head disciple. the one and only man that he does not hate. whenever shen yuan is off the peak he's moody and punishes people for the smallest things. that's his little meow meow, and just looking at shen yuans sweet face is enough to fight off a qi deviation.

when shen yuan goes into seclusion shen jiu is throwing up, threatening to kill people, crying at brothels, going insane. when shen yuan leaves the cultivation caves shen jiu is ECSTATIC and smiles for the first time in months. and that smile slowly freezes in place because he must be hallucinating right? because there's no way he's seeing his sweet beloved disciple after so long and he has that brute liu qingge hanging off his shoulder... right?

shen jiu's eye twitching as shen yuan explains to mu qingfang that he saved liu qingge from having a qi deviation. first of all WHY save him, second of all, why save HIM? his worse enemy ??? the bane of every peak lord meeting?? shen jiu HATES liu qingge

at least hes happy to have shen yuan back. but unfortunately he's not the only one, because a week later he opens the bamboo house to see liu qingge standing outside. and when shen jiu barks "what do you want!?" that bastard has the audacity to say "is shen yuan here" and then blush.

shen yuan hears screeching and then has to race outside to stop shen jiu actually trying to fucking murder another peak lord

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Listen. Regardless of how you feel about Yue Qingyuan/Shen Yuan. I don't even know their ship name. That shit slaps. Those writers write like they get powered through the angst of a million suns. I don't know what's worse. Yue Qingyuan KNOWING and still being that desperate/or maybe he does Love Shen Yuan or him being completely unaware and Shen Yuan is stuck constantly comparing himself and Shen Jiu. It also can be Hella funny. Especially when they make Yue Qingyuan the type that snaps and goes ape shit. Like holy shit that man is insane and it's high key hot. Writers never stop it's like a guilty pleasure for me 🙏🏾

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There was a discussion about Shen Qingqiu going around recently that included the line "Shen Qingqiu is a character that Shen Jiu and Shen Yuan take turns playing," which really stuck with me, but why not be pedantic about it: Understudy AU

Shen Jiu is one of the headliner actors for a large popular play (or a musical) as the main villain, Shen Qingqiu. Mid-season he gets struck by some manner of accident or illness and has to be replaced by his understudy, Shen Yuan.

Shen Yuan steps up to the challenge, and despite some concerns on the part of the art review columns, is able to live up to it -- he has the script memorized, he can act and sing, he's a close enough match for Shen Jiu in looks that once the makeup and costume are on you'd have to look really closely to tell that it's a different man under there.

There's just one very noticeable difference: where the actor Shen Jiu had a contentious relationship with his costar -- Luo Mei, the male lead, a celebrity pop idol in his breakout acting role -- Shen Yuan is an enormous fan of his.

Shen Yuan still says all the lines and sings all the songs appropriate for a villain, but as the production rolls on, people begin to notice there's just a different... attitude that the character of Shen Qingqiu displays towards the character of Luo Binghe. There's a fondness in his motions and an aching in his gaze that he just can't stamp out. The conflict between Shen Qingqiu and Luo Binghe starts to sound less like a spiteful rivalry and more like a melancholy period drama.

The audience begins to notice. The audience eats it up. Shen Jiu is apoplectic. The production manager is not pleased, and tries to force Shen Yuan back into line -- but it's not like they can replace him! He is the replacement. And he's doing a good enough job on a technical level that they can't justify firing him.

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Shen Jiu holding up a little fox and calling it his husband

Everyone thinks it's a joke and he's messing with them. He is. But not in the way they think he is.

The fox is Shen Yuan (who is a fox spirit or something) in animal form

They both think it's hilarious when the peak lords freak out at the sight of a SY hanging off Shen Qingqiu's arm. And he's there like "What? This is my husband. I thought you about this."

And the other peak lords aren't sure if they're being gaslit or not

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There should be a fic in which multiple different Binghes meet each other and they have all married Shen Yuan. Except Shen Yuan transmigrated into someone different in each and every one of their universes.

There would be the one in which he transmigrated into Shen Qingqiu, of course, but there would also be one in which he transmigrated into Yue Qingyuan and another where he transmigrated into Sha Hualing and so on. There should even be one in which he transmigrated into some random guy literally none of the other Binghes have heard of before.

The Binghes keep talking about the same person, except they're calling that person different things so none of them realise at first. And then they do and it's like "oh, we all married the same person, except that person has a different name and body".

And like obviously Shen Yuan would be slightly different depending on who he transmigrated into. Because of different circumstances and such. So occasionally a Binghe mentions something his transmigrated Shen Yuan did or said that would not and does not apply to any of the other transmigrated Shen Yuans.

Bonus if Bingge is there too, as the one Binghe there who has married many but none of them are a version of Shen Yuan.

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Shen Jiu: That's it! You're head disciple!

Shen Yuan: I REFUSE!

Shen Jiu: Your refusal doesn't matter

Shen Yuan: This is ridiculous! I don't want to be head disciple! Make Ming Fan be Head Disciple

Shen Jiu: I am the Peak Lord of Qing Jing Peak and it is my decision and my decision alone who is or is not my head disciple and your objections and protestations are irrelevant

Shen Yuan: *quiet and threatening* Fine. I'll be Head Disciple. I'll be the best fucking Head Disciple this peak ever had

Shen Jiu: *also threatening* I look forward to it

Ning Yingying: ...I don't think that's how appointments of head disciples usually go.

(inspired by this post)

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