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okay here's another silly little AU idea for y'all

YQY brings a strange woman into the sect one day, cheerfully proclaiming that the two of them are getting married. everyone is cautiously happy for him (they've never heard about this woman before? but zhangmeng-shixiong looks really happy, so... yay?) until they notice that he's lost all interest in his most beloved shidi for some reason.

like someone approaches him with news of SQQ dropping by to visit the sect and he'll be like "cool :) anyway, my future wife here...". and it's not like. totally inexplicable. after all, isn't it natural for a man to want to spend more time with the woman he loves than with a random shidi? except it's not some random shidi, it's shen freaking qingqiu!! the man YQY unsheathed his giant cursed sword for on several occasions!! how could he have done such a 180 on him in such a short amount of time?

so YQY's shidi and shimei get worried that this strange woman is some sort of demon or evil spirit that bewitched their sect leader, and they call on SQQ to get out of his marital retreat at the demon realm and come assist them with exposing the villain ASAP. except it only takes SQQ spending half an hour in the company of YQY's fiancée (glaring daggers at him from across the room and making acerbic remarks to his every word) to come to the realisation...

OMFG the sect leader is marrying the reincarnated scum villain

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pt 2 of Bingqiu Family Headcanons bc I can't believe I forgot to put these:

  • Shen Yuan's older brother (could be both, but at least the oldest) was already married and had at least one kid. Because of this, Shen Yuan got stuck with watching the kid for at least a few minutes while everyone else was busy or as a last resort type babysitter. And because of that he knows how to take care of babies and little kids. He's actually good at it. He was a little awkward at first, but after the like...third? time he got stuck with a kid he figured it out. Which is why everyone is so surprised that they don't need to give Shen Qingqiu nearly as many tips for dealing with babies as they originally thought.
  • Shen Yuan was still bottom of the list for babysitters though because of his overall...everything. They just assumed that he didn't like babysitting and wasn't very good at it. Shen Yuan did not contest this.
  • All their kids get Binghe's Heavenly Demon blood parasites when they're babies. Bingqiu are not taking any chances. They want to know that if their kid get's lost, they can find them. What their kid's medical status is and if they need healing.
  • They're a bit (read: a lot) overprotective. But they have good reason given all that happened to them and with Binghe and just the overall dangers of the world they live in and demon politics.
  • (This one's my favorite) Bingqiu's kids have "Shen" as their surname. Luo Binghe's surname "Luo" was just given to him because that was the river he was found in. It doesn't hold any real meaning to it beyond that. However, for Shen Qingqiu, he had the surname "Shen" even before he transmigrated. Shen Yuan. So, it holds more significance for him. By being able to pass his real surname onto his kids with Binghe, it's like he's able to share a part of his "true" self with them. It's the surname of his family. It's his parent's surname. It's his older brother's surname. It's his meimei's surname. It's the surname of the extended family he only saw a couple times a year during holidays. It holds history. It holds love. "Shen" is the surname of his family. It's him getting to pass down his family legacy and history and love even though he's in a completely different world. It's the connection of his last life and this one.
  • Adding onto that last one: Bingqiu absolutely argue over what surname to give the kid(s) for weeks or even months before deciding on Shen. But, Luo Binghe is the one arguing that their kids should have "Shen" as their last name because it's shizun's last name. my kids have to have shizun's last name😭😭🥺🥺, and Shen Qingqiu is arguing that it should be "Luo" because Binghe's the protagonist and that's just how it should be internally, externally he's like "Binghe is Emperor of the Demon Realm, so it only makes sense that they should have Binghe's surname."
  • More on that: When they finally come to an agreement on "Shen" Shen Qingqiu's eyes prickle with tears, and if a few fall free the only ones who know are the two of them. It just means so much to him that they'll have his name. He honestly didn't think it was an actual possibility and that of course they would have Binghe's surname, so when it's finally decided that it will be "Shen" it finally hits him (and it hits him hard) that he'll be passing his family name on. Not Just as Shen Qingqiu, but as Shen Yuan as well. It's like all the grief he felt over dying and thinking that other life (and his family) was gone forever that he's been suppressing just rips free of the locked chest inside him now.
  • Shen Yuan never thought he was going to have a family. I'm totally believing the chronic illness/die young hc about him, so he always thought he wouldn't get the chance to have kids. So, he has feelings about actually being able to raise a family. And, with Luo Binghe no less.
  • They are both very Not Normal about having kids with the other.

This next part is mpreg, so skip if you want. There's nothing below it.

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AU where Shen Jiu, at seventeen (?), meets this snotty nosed eight year old toting around an equally disheveled four year old.

Shen Jiu and Wu Yanzi are in some random town that Wu Yanzi heard a rival cultivator has settled and he needs Shen Jiu’s help in settling an old score (robbing the guy blind, basically.) So while Shen Jiu is wandering around a market tailing this man and trying to learn his routine, he sees this kid sitting in an alley trying to feed a toddler. And he doesn’t care. He doesn’t. Nobody was around to help him when he and Qi-ge were on the streets. But still—he slows his stride just enough that this kid looks up with these huge watery eyes and doesn’t even speak and okay, fine. Shen Jiu has a bit of money from the last town they narrowly escaped. He’ll give this kid some and finish his mission.

Except as he’s passing off the money and turning to leave this kid says:

“Why are you following [Rival Cultivator?]”

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Wei Wuxian: So I've tried every talisman, array, curse, whatever, that I can think of, and I do think it's actually impossible for me to get pregnant.

Shen Qingqiu: Oh. That's something you want to do. Well in my world it's been theorized that impregnating a man would not be beyond the powers of a demon lord, but I haven't allowed Binghe to try and figure out if it's true. Ha! With all the ridiculous shit Airplane added to my world I wouldn't be surprised if we have a plant or spell or something that can let a man get pregnant.

Wei Wuxian: ...what.

Xie Lian: My world has a pill that a man can take to let him get pregnant.

Wei Wuxian: you're telling me that both of your worlds have male pregnancy aids?

Shen Qingqiu: hey, I only said that I wouldn't be surprised if it did...

Xie Lian: Actually I could probably change genders to get pregnant too. Or I could impregnate San Lang. I guess there are a few different options.

Wei Wuxian: ....

Wei Wuxian tapping the glass of his enclosure: I want to talk to the person in charge here. MXTX I need a word.

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