TANGLED 2010 | Nathan Greno, Byron Howard

People saying they won’t watch Ani because they don’t get the Star Wars jokes don’t realise that one of the main consistencies in the show is Ani saying Star Wars jokes to the other characters and not a single one of them getting the joke either.

going insane hearing talk about whether harris did enough to "earn" votes. no candidate has ever or can ever earn my vote because a vote is not a payment i send to a politician and it's stupid to think about it like it is. exact same thinking error that leads to people talking about not voting like it's a boycott. if anyone earned my vote it's the people i tried to use that vote to protect

you never owed kamala harris anything. you owed it to your fellow citizens of the world to vote for harris.

kamala harris is not even close to being the person who would have benefited most from her winning the election, and she's even farther from being the person who will be hurt the most by her loss, which makes thinking about it in terms of "but did she deserve my vote?" disastrously stupid. she simply is not the person whose deserving matters at all here

Exactly tbh

I don't go to the gym because it motivates me. I don't arrive to work on time because of how my job earned it. I don't eat fruits and vegetables because they inspire me.

When I was a teenager and still on Neopets I was part of a pretty big Star Trek guild and eventually became part of its council, with the solemn duty of creating weekly polls. Well one day I created the poll "Which would win in a fight? Borg Cube or Death Star?". Naturally, since this was a Star Trek guild, the answer was overwhelmingly "Borg Cube", but someone did have the rationality to point out we were biased.

So I look up a pretty prominent Star Wars guild and message one of their council and ask them to poll the same question and get back to me in a week. They do, and naturally the fuckin geeks said "Death Star".

So then I look up a Stargate guild and messaged the lead council member, saying the same thing, and they get back to me almost immediately saying that the Death Star would immediately one-shot a Borg Cube but they would never be able to do it again to another Cube. And I took that wisdom back to my guild and we were mollified, and for one moment the Nerd World was peaceful.

"Why are you still on tumblr, it's a dead site" Tumblr is the ONLY site that still works in the way of -Follow this person, see their posts- instead of -you stopped scrolling and stayed on this post for .2 seconds longer than others, here's 100 more posts like it- I hate algorithms. Tumblr has its many issues. But at least I keep my choice of what I see.

I've been here so long that I have naturalized to Tumblr's specific biome

We are the pupfish of social media

Affordable frog costume

Lol and also lmao

My favourite sentence in the article: “Those interested in acquiring Jones’ media company had submitted their final offers to federal court-appointed trustee Christopher Murray, who was tasked with picking a best bid, but not necessarily the highest.”

That suggests to me that Mr Murray had the option of choosing the funniest bid, and by gum he took it.

I keep trying to upload Iroh holding blunt trans rights but Tumblr won't let me

Literally 1984

got it to work by taking a screenshot of the original photo, the original image is unfortunately too powerful for tumblr but I hope this will suffice

hey you!!

did YOU find the Shadow Biden in this post?

*slowly reaches for the popcorn*

We got one very hilarious win

Holy fucking shit of all the possibilities I did not see that one coming.

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While the Onion buying InfoWars is indeed extremely funny, very few of the posts I've seen commenting on the sale have mentioned that the families of the Sandy Hook victims apparently agreed to voluntarily reduce their lawsuit payout as part of a deal to ensure that the Onion would acquire InfoWars wholesale, rather than having the company broken up and auctioned off piecemeal, as the latter course could potentially have allowed some of those pieces to end up back in the hands of Alex Jones' cronies.

Like, yes, it is in fact very funny that InfoWars is now a wholly owned subsidiary of Clickhole, but the real props go out to the Sandy Hook families who saw the opportunity and willingly gave up the additional millions of dollars that could have been realised by stripping InfoWars for parts in order to make that happen.

crazy how 2,000 years of being fed "jews are untrustworthy two faced liars" will make people instinctively think jews are liars and have their gut reaction to jews talking about judaism be "assume they're lying." or maybe these are two unrelated phenomena that have no impact on each other and the gentile instinct to distrust the jew has nothing to do with thousands of years of antisemitism they've internalized.

If you've grown up on a Christian majority country please recognize that this applies to you. Christianity is so antisemitic. So much of the new testament is presented in modern churches as "this is why the Jews were/are bad". Much of the old testament is also interpreted/presented as "this is why God was angry at the bad Jews".

And this idea is perpetuated in retelling of history, because those people had antisemitic bias. Even if you think you're safe from Christian hegemony, the people recording and analyzing history weren't and antisemitism is built into it.

Stop calling it women’s healthcare stop calling it women’s healthcare stop calling it women’s healthcare stop calling it women’s healthcare stop calling it women’s healthcare

Hana-Rawhiti Kareariki Maipi-Clarke, the youngest MP in Aotearoa, starts a haka to protest the first vote on a bill reinterpreting the 1840 Treaty of Waitangi

The way I am literally considering creating a sideblog purely to point out inconsistencies/errors/thing that are wrong in AI “art” I come across on tumblr….. On one hand, kinda rude to reblog with the sole intent to critique. On the other hand… they’re the ones stealing art.

Update: I went ahead and did it.

@thejourneyismid (honestly shocked that url wasn’t already taken)

We’ll see how much I actually use it.