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LIZARDS IN LOVE.
LIZARDS. IN. LOVE.
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"which could mean nothing" and other essential phrases for the modern speculator
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she touch my yippee till i yay
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you always fucking try to pull my arms and legs off by tying them to horses and having tge horses all run away in different directions and to be quite honest i'm fucking sick of it
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my horrible son squangle he has every disease and is banned from running for office
everyone is so mean to my awful boy
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I draw porn but not any of that sick nasty perverted sicko misogynist fetish porn made by and for disgusting sicknasty pervert men my porn is so cute and wholesome and feminist and queer and liberated trust me it's not even porn it's erotica my erotica is a pure honest true expression of human passions and emotions and the pure chaste passions of feminist lesbian wombyns trust me you'll love it it's so liberating see for yourself *hands you a drawing of Snufkin sucking his own penis*
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My brother had lost the right to mock my deeply unwise vending machine purchase because he's spending his weekend driving to Iowa to buy a 1954 Cadillac limousine.
He doesn't have an explanation for this other than the fact that it's cool. And honestly, that's a pretty compelling argument
Oh good, he's named it.
He got her and she's gargantuan
THE BIG is home!!
Update: brother says: tell your internet people- I’ve been making the car shiny and it is COOL.
He's correct. This is excellent.
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Aging is hot. Gray hairs are hot. Smile lines are hot. Get with it.
Baldness is also hot. Literally get with it.
Everyone reblogging this post to add that people don't exist to be hot and bodies can be neutral: you're right. Make your own post about it. This post is about signs of age being hot. I am an adult attracted to other adults. People don't exist to be hot but if you have these traits you are hot, perhaps against your will. Sorry. Happy milf monday.
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Should I watch this Yes or No
nobody said anything so im just gonna watch it anyways, gotta say this is some high budget porn even the set is accurate
this actually looks like a screenshot from tos, incredible
Spock is British 😭
She's sucking his dick and he's checking his tricorder??? im gonna cry that's so spock
wow just like in Space seed
i'm so charmed by the fact that you can tell some of the actor has watch star trek before lmao, Spock says illogical and he does the vulcan finger kissing with the girl, Kirk does the patented shatner pauses and still eyefucks spock
Khan released a virus into the air system and Dr McCoy learns that a spike of adrenaline will cure the sickness, the dialogue is incredible.
McCoy: you've been infected with a virus but a spike of adrenaline will trigger the antibodies, Christine I need you to do it Chapel: Have an orgasm? McCoy: YES! (hands her a vibrator) for god sakes use it!
incredible leap of logic Christine
Kirk and Spock got infected with the virus so they have to double team Uhura ✊😔 but spock is reluctant which gave us the awesome line
Kirk: Dammit Spock you're half human, you've gotta fuck her
oop! turn out spock WASN'T infected? he just wanted to fuck Uhura with kirk
They even did the star trek happy ending 😭
with the Spock and McCoy bickering too hfjkrahgjkslbuelgw
Spock: There is one thing that still puzzles me doctor Bones: Only ONE thing, Mr. Spock Spock: Isn't sickbay sufficiently stocked with endorphins hyposprays Bones: 🙄
Surprise! There is a sequel, should I watch it?
PLEASE DO
Im going to try! they made three of these but I can't seem to find videos of the 2nd and 3rd one I only found posters of it aaaaaaa
This is the sequel and I can't find it anywhere!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭
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im guy who likes music. remember this (talking to myself in the mirror)
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"That was beneath me" is such a delightfully funny way to apologise. Like yeah I did something shitty that I regret doing, and I'm ready to admit to both of those points, but you're shitting squirrels if you think I'm going to get off my moral high horse to do that.
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they can try all they want but AI speed paints/art process videos will never capture the intensely human artistic endeavor of drawing and undoing and redrawing the same simple shape or line 400 times rapidfire in a drawing thats pushing you closer to the edge with every lift of the pen
AI art will suck forever because robots cant want to kill themselves
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to those with enlightened minds, comedy, horror, and erotica are synonymous
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i don't care if monday's bleak
tuesday matches wednesday's freak
thursday mispronouncing steak
it's friday, i'm in love
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ya actually those arent typos i just spell words however i want to
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is there actually anything more irritating than depression apathy… like why am i sitting here arguing with myself “i kinda wanna play a video game but i kinda don’t because, what, i’m just gonna boot up a game and play it and have fun and close it when i’m done? get real”