my reading list:
Come on, we're going to fag it up in the local bookstore
this is an artistic rendition of my irrational fear of a head that attacks only under the cover of the very loud toilet flush in the scary top floor bathroom at the hospital and how i exited the bathroom when i decided to flush and run as opposed to my normal method of flushing and putting my back to a wall
took pics today at work to show common attack patterns and defense strategies that i employ
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Never forget
Hearing them get so excited over the whale fall is so fun I love hearing people who are passionate about their work
one scientist, “worms.”
every other scientist in sync, “worms!!”
I see stuff like this every once in a while and it reminds me the kids are still alright
I have no idea what is going on but I watched this like 20 times
this automatically surpasses the harlem shake meme because instead of a smash cut they all organically hid
Architect just really gave up on that side of the house
15 years old the closet is glass
15 years old the closet is glass
dorcas and barty
i should be able to file for divorce on another couples behalf
I should be able to file for marriage on two or more strangers behalf.
recently we were out on a hilltop taking photos of the comet and suddenly some car's headlights blind us from across the bay. literally four miles away.
who the fuck is out here with these nuclear fusion powered headlights. who puts naval searchlights on their fucking toyota tacoma.
Sodus Point, east of Rochester, NY
mystery solved
please reblog this until i find my true love. i am so alone
Made it poly friendly
oh hell yeah even better
@aesthetic-writer18 I like to think somewhere someone reblogged this the day I found you
kshdkegsksbsksgsksgsieh BLUSHING
I think someone did hehe<333
I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.
I have never heard of this band. I AM in fact referring to the animal.
But wait, there’s more!
….arresting them for misleading and lying to authorities.
"Ok, ma'am that'll be 226.03$."
I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.
Leave a color in my ask
Deep Red - I’m in love with you. Red - I love you. Pink - I think you’re cute. Blue - You’re amazing. Rose - You’re pretty. Purple - You’re hot. Plum - I would fuck you. Violet - I would date you. Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours. Lavender - You are my tumblr crush. Orange - I want to get to know you. Tangerine - We have a lot in common. Amber - I wish you would notice me. Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog. Beige - I don’t know you at all. Yellow - I don’t like your blog. Green - I don’t like you. Olive - I think you are unattractive. Brown - I hate you. Grey - You scare me. Black - Delete your tumblr.
u got games on ur phone?
i am actually insufferable once I get comfortable with someone
Be My Friend and gain access to top hits such as
- wild mood swings
- constant need for attention
- hearing about All my problems
- crying
- having my latest hyperfixation explained to you in excruciating detail
- forgetting what I'm doing every 5 seconds
What a beautiful thing to be someone a friend feels safe to be vulnerable with
how dare you turn my self-deprecating midnight rambles into a hopecore positive post
Get hoped