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stormcrow

@your-pal-dei

i'm the gay waiter bunny corcoran warned you about
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about me:
☆ deimos (dei)
☆ he/him
☆ minor
☆ aspiring marine biologist (atm)
my fandoms:
☆ the secret history
☆ the goldfinch
☆ lotr / the hobbit
☆ whatever I've recently read / watched
☆ if we were villains
☆ dead poets society (book vers)
☆ the perks of being a wallflower

my reading list:

☆ dogs of war (currently reading)
☆ silmarillion
☆ classical poetry
☆ portrait of dorian gray
☆ the goldfinch (reread)
☆ song of achillies
☆ american psycho
my watch list:
☆ the matrix (rewatch)
☆ good omens
☆ saltburn
☆ dead poets society
my tags:
☆ #dei says stuff - general text posts
☆ #dei is listening - music
☆ #dei's craft corner - stuff I make
☆ #dei's askbox - answering asks
☆ #dei's tags - tag games
☆ #dei's saved - saved posts
dni: none but will block freely
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cyberfights

this is an artistic rendition of my irrational fear of a head that attacks only under the cover of the very loud toilet flush in the scary top floor bathroom at the hospital and how i exited the bathroom when i decided to flush and run as opposed to my normal method of flushing and putting my back to a wall

took pics today at work to show common attack patterns and defense strategies that i employ

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woolwearer

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Never forget

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yokowan

recently we were out on a hilltop taking photos of the comet and suddenly some car's headlights blind us from across the bay. literally four miles away.

who the fuck is out here with these nuclear fusion powered headlights. who puts naval searchlights on their fucking toyota tacoma.

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mesetacadre

Sodus Point, east of Rochester, NY

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apas-95

mystery solved

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twocubes

"Ok, ma'am that'll be 226.03$."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

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craves

Leave a color in my ask

Deep Red - I’m in love with you. Red - I love you. Pink - I think you’re cute. Blue - You’re amazing. Rose - You’re pretty. Purple - You’re hot. Plum - I would fuck you. Violet - I would date you. Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours. Lavender - You are my tumblr crush. Orange - I want to get to know you. Tangerine - We have a lot in common. Amber - I wish you would notice me. Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog. Beige - I don’t know you at all. Yellow - I don’t like your blog. Green - I don’t like you. Olive - I think you are unattractive. Brown - I hate you. Grey - You scare me. Black - Delete your tumblr.

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i am actually insufferable once I get comfortable with someone

Be My Friend and gain access to top hits such as

  • wild mood swings
  • constant need for attention
  • hearing about All my problems
  • crying
  • having my latest hyperfixation explained to you in excruciating detail
  • forgetting what I'm doing every 5 seconds

What a beautiful thing to be someone a friend feels safe to be vulnerable with

how dare you turn my self-deprecating midnight rambles into a hopecore positive post

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