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28. she/they. canadian. in this house we don't casually admire, we hyperfixate and die like men.
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bring home a haunting (1/12)

Fandom: The Haunting of Bly Manor

Pairing: Dani Clayton/Jamie Taylor

Rating: M

Wordcount: 11,511

Summary: Dani almost has her life together, when a familiar face arrives back in town after ten years. A childhood friends AU written with @youngbloodbuzz

read it below or read it on AO3 here

WE’RE LIVE BABEY

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Oh, I wonder if we’re going to hear Caitlyn’s name being said at all during her low arc, or if she’s going to disappear completely into being Commander Kiramman.

She doesn’t even want this power or position, in fact this is everything she’s been trying to get away from but she’s so broken at this point. She’s not even angry anymore, just completely checked out and accepting the role because, of course. She’s a Kiramman, she’ll never escape being a Kiramman, and she believes the only person who’s ever seen her for being Caitlyn betrayed her, doesn’t love her (as much as she loves her sister). If she can’t be loved for Caitlyn, the next closest thing is to be respected for being a Kiramman.

She really is acting just like Jinx, retreating into the worst part of herself because she believes that’s all anyone sees anyway.

Also thematically I love the contrasting parallels where Powder/Jinx’s final moments in season 1 ep 3 are loud; screaming, sobbing, while Caitlyn is completely silent/mute for hers. Powder actively embraces (Silco) her change, while Caitlyn passively allows it (Ambessa) to cloak her.

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pukicho

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

You will die in 7 days

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

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kolbye

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

World Heritage Post

Art by coolfrogdude together at last

[ID: a comic illustrating the above thread as if it was happening in a theater. The users are mostly shaped like their icons, pukicho is a pikachu and hokuto-ju-no-ken is a gengar. The last panel is gengar looks back where a speech bubble comes out of the crowd to say, “you could if you weren’t a fucking coward.” /end]

I can’t believe I’m actually seeing this post

Magic of tumblr,

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athelind

I am morally obligated to add the YouTube video whenever this thread crosses my dash

I’ve seen this thread more than a few times. But this is the first time I’ve seen this video. So thank you for your service.

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fellshish

a lot of fic rec lists focus heavily on long fics but here’s a shoutout to short fics they give so much snack-size joy i hate how writing short form is sometimes looked down upon it has its own challenges and deserves so much more respect and love because a well executed short fic can ruin your life in 20 minutes

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seravph
Anonymous asked:

genuine question: where do people get pears??? i literally have never seen one in person. as a kid i thought they were made up for animal crossing, like persimmons

i dont know how to tell you this but persimmons are also real

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