november flush and your flannel cure

PEBKAC: Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair (the user is the issue here) Lithobraking Maneuver (our rocket stopped because it crashed into rocks)

Operator headspace problem (the user is a dumbass--we used this one a lot when I was a generator mechanic)

Loose Nut Behind the Wheel -- dumbass driver

Unintended Fauna Interaction -- fucker bit me

I fucking love these special terms, especially the ones about the user being a fucking idiot

Impromptu field dissection: stepped on it :/

this is very unsympathetic of me maybe, but sometimes I see posts that make me go "I think you guys are just making up problems"

guy who screams “FBI OPEN UP” when someone is taking too long in the stall of a public restroom

My dash since last night

Buck + Pining for Tommy

9-1-1 – 8.07: Hotshots

chronically on tumblr because something’s not wired right inside of me

fucking australia’s trying to get everyone to link their government id to their social media accounts else you cant use them anymore, the actual fuck is wrong with this country

please, actually, get fucking mad over this, the entirety of australia basically just banned all social media for anyone who doesnt want to give up their privacy to the government, there was no vote on this, no nothing, they just went ahead and fucking passed this ridiculously privy law and barely anybody’s talking about it the actual fuck

okay so to actually explain what exactly is happening, it’s an age thing. theyve used ‘protect the children’ and ‘let kids be kids’ as a weapon again. anyone under 16 is banned from social media, but to enforce this they have openly admitted everyone will need to link their government id to their social media. this whole ‘protect the kids’ thing was a very obvious trojan horse for getting ppl to give up their privacy.

and yknow, that alone is a very shitty law even without the whole surrendering your private information to the government thing.

theyve made outside uninhabitable, there’s nowhere left to go. public areas have degenerated, theyve turned hanging out into a crime with loitering, streets feel unwalkable sometimes, parents are more wary of letting their kids walk around on their own than they used to be, and now theyre trying to ban one of the main ways kids manage to distract themselves inside the house.

when i was 15 i was depressed and lonely, unable to leave the house very far, no friends, nobody. the one place that helped me feel less alone was online communities. i wouldve killed myself if it werent for the support i recieved on there. and now theyre trying to ban that for future generations, in a world that hates them being both outside and inside.

and even still, this is still a fucking trojan horse to get you to give up your privacy.

some proper info on this bullshit

fellow germans, i don't know what to say anymore, was ist denn hier los

are we sure the only way out is through? like. are we sure we can't just. go around

Breaking news from the Cat News Network!!

Them: Oh, aren't you a fan of that show 911?

Me:

they asked us to trust them with a bi character and then they keep breaking that trust.

uhh.. yikes?