derek as a kindergarten teacher and stiles as a serial killer tho i never knew i wanted this until now
YEEES HI HELLO AMIRITE??? No this needs to happen I’m all for this
to visit his kindergarten teacher boyfriend over here
aND MESS WITH HIS SHIT
I ALO NEED EVIL STILES BEING A PROTECTIVE IDIOT OVER HIS IDIOT BOYFRIEND
This is a BEAUTIFUL idea. Derek being all soft and sweet and making lesson plans and taking his kindergarteners on trips to the zoo, and dark Stiles finding it all so endearing despite himself, because he’s not supposed to like cute, ok? Cute and he do not mix.
Except they do because every time Derek earnestly asks him out on another nauseatingly perfect date, he can’t help saying yes, even if it gets in the way of this other… activities. And when Derek cups his cheeks and shyly asks if he can kiss him Stiles knows he’s in trouble, knows that flutter in his heart is a big bright warning sign - last exit before you get in too deep - but he’s already nodding and Derek’s kissing him.
And maybe Stiles kisses back too rough just to push things. Maybe tries for hard and fast and dirty because that’ll probably scare the guy off and then he can get back to life as usual, this little segue into dating just a bump in his blood-crusted road. But it turns out Derek likes the rough stuff, damn him, blushing and breathless and beautiful between the sheets, and who knew a sweet-faced kindergarten teacher was even allowed to be kinky and fun too?
And then one day Derek comes to see Stiles so miserable and frustrated because one of his kids keeps coming into school with bruises, and the school board can’t do anything and social services has looked into it and more or less shrugged it off (there’s not enough evidence of wrongdoing in the household) but Derek just knows this kid is being abused and there’s nothing he can do about it.
Stiles, ever the concerned boyfriend, kisses Derek on the temple and casually requests the family’s name. Derek comes by the next week announcing that his student’s abusive mother has disappeared, leaving a full confession of her misdeeds, and that the boy’s going to live with his beloved aunt instead.
And Stiles, something warm and pleased curling inside him at Derek’s relieved expression, just smiles.
