you ever been 24 minutes into a 47 minute long youtube video and you're randomly like wait i dont care about this at all. and just leave

another option:

turning it into a windows 95 logo is also acceptable.

2 step guide to having a beach body!

1) Have a body.

2) Take it to the beach!

There is a very important step missing. 

1.5) Put sunscreen on the body.

Your boundaries are going to protect you. Don’t break your rules for anyone.

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the epidemic of grown adults playing tiktoks at full volume in public is rampant why are you acting like a 7 year old with their first ipad you have a mortgage

i don’t know about you guys but the main reason i am still on tumblr in 2024 is BECAUSE it is the most cloutless least influential social media app out there and that is the experience i am after. absolutely none of this will ever translate into significant attention or real success in my life and that is so beautiful.

there’s a fat bear roaming around the area I live in every night and everyone keeps posting ring footage of him

he’s just meandering in all the footage, not knocking over trash cans or doing anything, just walking for his health I guess

getting older for me has just been realizing how important it is to check the weather forecast ever day

rain from 4 to 8 today? gotta make sure i tell every person i see

When I was little I had an irrational fear of when you tried to turn off your Windows XP and the screen would gradually turn Grey as you choose which power option to enter

That shit was SCARY!!!

Me: ok, sleep time!

Windows XP:

they invented girlfriends so you have someone who thinks. ur cool as hell when you do something mid as fuck