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I write fanfic. I’m currently obsessed with Killing Eve and Glow. Buy me a coffee? - ko-fi.com/yotoob
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I don’t live here any more, find me on twitter @yotoob, unless you are the police, in which case please don’t find me at all.

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jadecoded

Not to sound unkind but whose daddy issues are responsible for the rash of old ass love interests on GLOW?

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Anonymous asked:

You DID NOT write a Bette/Villanelle smut fic???? not SOLEY losely based on 1. Bette might have some people who wanna kill her 2. V's type is older women with great curly hair and 3. They are both into women. you just took these very vague what? Character traits and plot point and ran with it? And also, YES Bette WOULD be bossy and V would love it and also YES V would spank her. Like, why is that a crack fic but also very in character? Who are you?

yes, yes I did, haha

I’m not on tumblr any more, find me on twitter @yotoob !

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I've just read the au fic of sckberry and I saw the special participation of @yotoob in the twitter comment section inside the fic saying bjs Lol more Brazilian than that it's impossible

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yotoob

Read this thread gang, I’m helping and it is super fun

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Anonymous asked:

Hi I love everything you've ever written and I can't thank you enough for doing what you do but also quick question: why do you have characters buy underwear in your stories? Does it mean something? Is it just something mundane? Do you like underwear? what does it /mean/

hi anon, I can only think of... one occasion when someone in my fic buys underwear? but sure I like underwear, I like to put my body in underwear, i find i feel more prepared for the day if i’m wearing underwear

I don’t know what it /means/, but xoxo

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Killing Eve Head-wear*, Ranked

*excludes wigs because I don’t have that kind of time.

Biker Helmet: 10/10. Safety is sexy, kids. 

Danger Hat: 7/10. A loyal friend who was there for Bill at the end. RIP. 

Sneaky Cap 1: 1/10. What do I like about this hat? Nothing, except that Villanelle is under it. 

Sneaky Cap 2: 3/10. Better. I appreciate the curved brim. 

Express Yourself Through Patterns Bandannas: 6/10. Why are they all different? Ultimately, every single design left me saying ‘meh’. However, there are certainly worse head-wear options for a funeral photo #SneakyCap1

Fuck PETA Hat: 15/10. This is what hats are all about, people. They aren’t here to look good, they’re here to make a statement. And Carolyn’s statement is ‘I love Russia so much I’m going to wear an ugly hat about it’. A true icon. 

Practical Beanie: 11/10. Eve looks hot in a beanie, but I have to deduct points for hiding any part of her hair. Points added for being lesbian-fashion-adjacent.

That Fucking Pig Mask: -190/10. This was 3D printed straight from my nightmares. Additional points lost for the inherent homophobia of hiding Villanelle’s face. Terrible. 

Undercover Beanie: 9/10. Covers more hair, but cute.

Drama Veil: 100/10. Wow. Villanelle understands the hat-as-statement theory and takes it further by asking, but what if it DID look good anyway? This fashion accessory screams ‘I’ll do it, but only for the attention’, and I’m Paying Attention. 

Cowboy Hat: 10/10. Villanelle proves she’s a lady of class by engaging respectfully in the local culture of the USA. Can’t wait for her to come to Australia and wear a cork hat 100% of the time. 

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How the fuck was this a children’s television character?!?

this always cheers me up.

I don’t know who played Mr Blobby here.

But that guy deserved a Best Actor in a Comedy Emmy Award here.   

He is hysterical. 

Jack still being so suspicious.

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taragrimface

what is this.

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gammywank

an anxiety attack

He gone

Bonus:

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slumberblues

Jack: no fear

Mr Blobby: J̡̼̓̓ͮ͑ͩͭ̇͞A̧̬̙̹̝̻̼ͯ̑͆̉̿C̯̬̯̬̤̻̦̞̎̐̈̏́͗̀̐͘Kͭ҉̹̼̭̹̻͢

Jack: one fear

if you haven’t seen this.

Be blessed

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Anonymous asked:

I heard it through the grapevine that Debbie is feeling a tad ignored what with all the (wonderful!) KE fics you’ve been cranking out. She apparently would really LOVE to sort out her issues with Ruth so they(and we) could get back to their happy place(and back to bed). KE fans such as myself feel blessed with all the KE content, but y’know I’m just relaying what I heard is all. PS: Thank you for all the lovely fics, it makes the year long wait bearable

oh yes, i NEED to finish that fic it is going to kill me.

Thank you for the encouragement <3

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Anonymous asked:

You have a wife?

A WIFE yes indeed

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Anonymous asked:

Have you watched any Gentleman Jack yet? It's so good and worth a watch.

YES, ON IT, LOVE IT

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Anonymous asked:

Well it's not a question actually since I didn't have twitter or a tumblr for maybe send you a DM. I just want to thanks you a lot, last Saturday I spendt almost my whole night reading Professional Boundaries, I enjoyed it a lot made me laught and smile a lot! I'm not used to it to read fanfics well not since maybe 7/8 years with Buffy (Fuffy

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