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Fitting in Without Magic

@yoshimars / yoshimars.tumblr.com

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pauliedraws

In the games, Maya would sometimes say, “We’re lawyers” and I always would go “no one in this game should be able to call themself a lawyer, especially you Maya.” Anyone who sees these videos probably thinks I don’t like Nick because I only exist to bully him. I love Nick. He’s great. He’s just so easy to bully. 

Thank you to @themornal and @8edhead for doing the voice work again! 

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themornal

Ay!!!!! New Paula Animation!!!! Always so exciting!!!

And here’s the YouTube mirror :P

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I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther

me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid

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servalias

oh my god the original out in the wild

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rionsuke

After everything that happened in Ragnarok, imagine Thor hearing about Steve and Tony’s fight and being like “Really?! Thats why you all stopped working together?! Just get over it! I did! I’m still friends with Loki and he’s betrayed me three times since breakfast! This petty mortal shit is nothing!”

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wombatking

Loki: “Can confirm, poisoning his mead right now.”

Thor: “Ha! I’ve built up an immunity.”

Now I feel I was cheated on Civil War

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emysabath

Steve: “Well, we disagreed about this big political thing, and I mean big - almost every country in the world was involved.” Thor: *nodding* “Right.” Steve: “So we started to fight, I mean really fight.  We each had about half a dozen friends backing us up.” Thor: *nodding* “Always best to bring your friends along” Steve: “And by the end, it was just me and Tony, and we… we really pounded each other…. no holding back.” Thor: *nodding* “The most honorable way to fight” Steve:  “So now we’re not friends anymore.” Thor: “… you lost me.”

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Edgeworth: I’d like to text my husband to tell him I’ll be coming home late tonight.

Klavier: Okay, but for security reasons, I get to craft the message. Let’s start with a pleasant greeting. How about, “Hello, honey”.

Edgeworth: You will not craft the message.

Klavier: Roger that. Honey’s wrong. How about “Hello, husband”. “Hello, sir”? You call each other sir? [I watched the first season of Brooklyn 99 and nobody can’t convince me that this dialogue is not canon in the Ace Attorney universe :D]

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