yoongiskinkyhoe reblogged

i’m screaming

emiliusthegreat

I don’t think this woman is straight anymore.

striikee

Yall are missing the best fucking part

idrathergoforgirls

This is my new favourite post on tumblr, bye

I live for this fucking post. I’ll always reblog it lmfaoo

vespertineflora

[ID: tweet from andreak/@andreakvng: So one of my straight friends shared with me that she’s never had an orgasm so I took it upon myself to find her a pretty dyke to get her right…and y'all lmao.

This is followed by screenshots of a text conversation: Friend: i didn’t know sex could feel so good, does lesbian sex always feel that great? i never liked head bec it didn’t feel like anything i dead ass thought my clit was broken but oh my god when i tell you she sucked my pussy like she was drinking a thick milkshake Friend: and her strap game was…immaculate. very disrespectful though…she wouldn’t let me tap out i came at least 7 times. Friend: bitch i’m still cumming on myself…lesbians are so nasty. you’re all nasty whores Friend: would it be thirsty to ask her to fuck me again tonight? or should i play it cool…im twitching i need it again Friend: i woke up this morning for work & the first thing i said was “let’s make today a good day” BITCH WHAT!! cus u know i hate my damn job..she got me right

Friend: wait i texted her and all i said was “hey” and she gon say “you need it again already huh?” ..she’s so cocky Friend: bitch first of all…yes. i do. so i’ll be over at 11…also are you hungry? tf OP: LMAAAOOOO THATS MY BITCH!!!]

yoongiskinkyhoe reblogged

bt-bt-bts-world

Interviewer: “Who amongst you will be the best boyfriend?”

Jin: “I’m a very caring person and a very good cook and of course,they’ll get to see my beautiful face everyday. So I think I’ll be the best boyfriend.”

Taehyung: “I have a very playful personality, so I’ll keep them entertained always. That’s why I’ll be the best.”

Suga: “They’ll have a swaggy boyfriend as me. What could they ask for more?”

Namjoon:“No, maybe they want someone intellectual who could solve all their problems. So, I’ll be the best.”

Hoseok: “Maybe they want someone who can make them laugh. So, I’ll be the best.”

Jimin: “I’m a very sweet and caring person. So, I’ll be the best. You can ask Jungkook if you want.”

Jungkook: *facepalms*

Rest of BTS: *facepalms*

While,

Interviewer: “WHAT?!”

Bang Pd-nim: “WHAT?!”

Rest of world: “WHAT?!”

Aliens in outer space: “WHAT?!”