1-A girls having a sleepover
Jirou: alright Uraraka the bottle's on you
Uraraka: fml
Momo: so about Deku...
Uraraka: look it's not like he'll fall for me or anything
Deku at his dorm
Deku: FUCK I STUBBED MY TOE AND FELL
Deku: close your eyes bro
Uraraka: ok bro
Deku: that's my world without u bro
Uraraka: bro...
ahh the izuocha was so good here
*Bakugou walks in with ducktape taped to his mouth*
Deku: why do u have duckt-
Kaminari: LMAO HE GOT DUCKTAPE-
Sero: NAH NAH DONT TELL HIM THAT HE CA-
iida: EVERYONE PLEASE CALM D-
Todoroki: what are you tape's illegitimate-
Uraraka: CAN YA'LL JUST STF
Kirishima: ...this wasn't supposed to happen
Deku: I need a FAT nap
Uraraka: I need a FAT pillow
Deku: say no more
Momo: hey Todoroki what's that on your shirt?
Todoroki: hu- *Momo flicks his nose*
Momo: haha made ya look!
Todoroki: what's that on your cheek?
Momo: nice tr- *Tororoki pecks her cheek*
Todoroku: haha made ya blush
Uraraka: God I'm exhausted I could sure use a big fat kiss
Deku, somewhere: someone needs my help
Momo: *sigh*
*Todoroki, somewhere*
Todoroki: i feel uneasy
*Bakugou trips**
*Deku, somewhere*
Deku: LMAOOOOOO
Iida: everyone stand up
*everyone stands but Todoroki*
Todoroki: this is a democracy
Uraraka: how do ppl wake up in the morning with a smile on their faces and stretch their muscles all perfectly?
*Deku from across the dorm hallway*
*THUD*
Deku: FUCK!!! MY HEAD I FELL ON MY FUCKIN HEAD MAN FUCK THE SUN I WANNA SLEEP FOREVER FUCK EVERYTHING
Uraraka: the sound of bliss
*Deku and Uraraka walking home*
Uraraka: you owe me the ultra caramel frappuccino remember?
Deku: I don't recall
Uraraka: you lost that bet where you tried floating that ball with your mind and I obviously won
Deku: you have a floating quirk...
Uraraka: and you have a frappuccino with my name on it *pokes Deku's nose and giggles*
Uraraka: look at the sun
Deku: *looks* ugh I can't it's too bright
Uraraka: that's my life when I'm with you
Deku: *sniff* +10 points
Uraraka: you have 3 seconds to cheer me up
Deku: wait woah HOLD UP THAT'S SO LITTLE TIME
Uraraka: 3.... 2... 1...
*Deku rushes a quick kiss on Uraraka's lips*
Deku: see ya Uraraka! hope I cheered you up! *runs off*
Uraraka: *blushing furiously* I hate boys
*Deku and Todoroki walking and seeing Momo*
Deku: *whispers* there she is now go ask her out!
Todoroki: *whispers* woah wait wait when di-
*Deku pushes Todoroki towards Momo*
Momo: oh! hey Todoroki!
Todoroki: uhh uhh hey haha... soooo ummmmm yeahhhhhhh *grabs Momo's hand and leaves in a rush with her*
Deku: oh my God that was so fucking cool
Deku: hey Uraraka!! *walks over to her*
Uraraka: *has a pout face with puffed up cheeks* hmph! *walks away*
Deku: huh?
Todoroki: Never ever question why she's mad at you because as long as women have existed on this planet, they will find a reason to be mad at us men even if we did absolutely nothing wrong.
Deku: is Momo mad at you?
Todoroki: yes
Deku: I spy with my little eye aaaaaaaaa
*sees Bakugou in the distance yelling at a tree*
Deku: a tree lover