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@yiga-hellhole

this is bearie's zelda sideblog to make everything nice and organized! currently pruning and nurturing my obsession with yigas and twili. 18+ please! i speak dutch and english, some japanese likes and follows from @raymoohackery
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Intro + Masterpost

hallo i am bearie. better known by many names. and i am: normal about that old man

i've been a zelda fan since i was little and have been active in the """fandom""" before but with totk dropping we are now back in full swing. i'm particularly an enthusiast for zelda villains but agitha, midna, impa, urbosa, and the gorons also hold a special place in my heart. my favorites forever are zant and kohga. do i have a type? don't fucking look at me

i don't have time nor patience for fully rendered pieces, but my passion lies in silly and sometimes raunchy comics. expect a lot of doodles. my dedicated art tag is #beararts , and my fic tag is #bearwrites

Twilight Forest, Twilight King directory

TFTK is my self-indulgent home-grown all-organic first-ever fanfiction that i wrote because Hyrule Warriors didn't explore the possible hijinks between Ghirahim and Zant enough for my liking. it's a multi-chapter setting that (mostly) follows the canon events of Hyrule Warriors (2014), but explores unlikely bonds, passionate and heart-rending rivalries, finding love on the battlefield, and Zant playing 4D social chess with everyone he meets. the majority of it is rated Teen for violence and romantic dynamics, but two chapters thusfar are rated Mature for sexual content and graphic depictions of violence. sexual content is always non-explicit, either fade-to-black or allegorical. it's my passion project and all i think about, so please give it a try!

Ao3 Link

But you can also read it right here on Tumblr!

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8 | Part 9 | Part 10 | Part 11 | Part 12 | Part 13 | Part 14 | Part 15 | Part 16 | Part 17 | Part 18

Tag for chapters, doodles, and other hijinks

Disclaimers/Before You Follow

#intro post
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lonelyroommp3

i think one thing that will really invariably get me to click out of a fic immediately, if i even get as far as opening it in the first place, is He Would Not Fucking Say That’s hornier cousin “he would not fucking fuck that hard or that prolifically”. like when regardless of canon personality a character enters the bedroom and immediately becomes this almost christian grey parody ultra suave dom with dubious bdsm practices and it’s like. i’m very sorry but i truly hand on heart do not think he knows how to use his dick like that

#it has to be a little cringe i think#adds carnality#suggestive
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Master Kohga (Legend of Zelda) as a Hollow Knight bug!

This is the weirdest crossover I've done yet lmao - but I love it

He controls soul but not as refined as Soul Master does it - hence why whatever he conjures doesn't look very finished. He of course added spikes because all good attacks involve spikes, in his opinion. (they don't even do more damage he just thinks it looks cool)

His boss fight would be mostly chaotic I think, without much rhythm or logic: think the vibes of Grey Prince Zote but with magic instead of that shellwood sword, and possibly would do the Hornet/Hive Knight spike ball things to add to the chaos (but of course you can hit these balls into him for extra damage, and his hitbox is large so it wouldn't be too difficult if you manage it before he teleports away)

He absolutely couldn't escape The Radiance though so he got orange juiced, RIP

I think she promised him bananas /j

#bugsband (bug husband)
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Anonymous asked:

Phew. I thought you might've blocked me for sending bizzare Zelda asks while blasted out of my gourd

i would never. in case i don't like an ask or just don't want its contents on my blog i simply do not answer it. by all means keep being bizarre in my inbox

#madman's rambling#asked and answered#anonymous
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l0kumm asked:

Heyy! Saw your recent post and wanted to share an idea if you don’t mind. Something along the lines of Master Kohga still somewhat learning to keep balance with his metal spiked balls. (like able to summon multiple at a time or able to levitate multiple metal spiked balls) And ends up overdoing it for himself, almost causing to be crushed but luckily he gets saved right in time by Sooga. Who is deeply concerned and asking Master Kohga many questions. Just a little idea. I apologize if my grammar isn’t correct. I know this will take ages to draw lol. It’s totally fine if you won’t do it, I understand. Take your time~ ❤️💋

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axotempus answered:

Thank you very much for your ask, I really appreciate it! I know that it is not exactly what you asked for, but I hope you enjoy it anyway.

Sooga gave him the full comfort treatment after this, but Kohga would never admit to it being such.

My ask box is still open if anyone would like to recommend art or ask questions. I have no set rules, but may refuse asks I feel uncomfortable with.

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#WOOOOW this is sooo good
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