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CASSANDRA LEMME SMASH

@yfipdragonage / yfipdragonage.tumblr.com

all the dirt on thedas' worst brought to you by those gossip mongers, isabela and sebastian.
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Your fave is problematic: Vivienne, Sera, & Dorian

  • I have never in my life heard as much complaining than when these three are together
  • I don’t care that it’s cold, or that you don’t like trees, or that its spooky, or your outfit is ugly- WE ARE IN A FOREST, NO ONE IS LOOKING AT YOUR OUTFIT. NO ONE BUT THE DEMONS ARE LOOKING AT YOUR OUTFIT.
  • SERA, STOP PICKING ON VIVIENNE– VIV, I SWEAR TO THE MAKER, IF I HEAR ONE MORE SMART ASS COMMENT FROM YOU– DORIAN, NO
  • I TURNING THIS PARTY AROUND! 
Submitted by thetaleofsirthopas
#sera#vivienne de fer#dorian pavus#dragon age#dragon age inquisition#dai#sdffgfdads this is why you take only one out at a time to curb the complaining#submission
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Your fave is problematic: Dorian and Iron Bull

  • One brags about the credit his tongue gets him to Chantry mother
  • The other hits on with anyone who seems even slightly receptive (stop giving him signals, Blackwall)
  • Both suddenly forget how to flirt in each others presence please we have been walking the Wastes for THREE HOURS NOW 
Submitted by anonymous
#adoribull#the iron bull#dorian pavus#dai#dragon age#lol#submission
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Your Fav is Problematic-Dorian

• Complains about the library • Never goes to check out the one downstairs in Skyhold • Dorian, it even has a giant book and cob webs everywhere • they’re probably old af, right up your alley • Dorian pls • You’re going to hit someone besides Solas throwing all those books away

Submitted by weirdosandcoins
#dorian pavus#dragon age#dragon age inquisition#dai#dorian threw a book and it hit solas in the head and that's why solas decided to rip back open the veil after all#submission
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Your fave is problematic: Cassandra, Iron Bull, Blackwall, Cole, Varric, Solas and Dorian

  • Useless at advising me what gift to get for Sera
  • “Something you think she might like” gee great plan there Blackwall
  • I hate you all
  • Vivienne is the only one I can count on Vivienne and shaving my public hair
Submitted by thenugking
#cassandra pentaghast#iron bull#blackwall#cole#Varric Tethras#solas#dorian pavus#dragon age#Dragon Age: Inquisition#dai#yfipdragonage#sometimes the best gift you can give is giving yourself new friends who can give gift advice#thanks for nothing guys#submission
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