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CASSANDRA LEMME SMASH

@yfipdragonage / yfipdragonage.tumblr.com

all the dirt on thedas' worst brought to you by those gossip mongers, isabela and sebastian.
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Your fave is problematic: Vivienne, Sera, & Dorian

  • I have never in my life heard as much complaining than when these three are together
  • I don’t care that it’s cold, or that you don’t like trees, or that its spooky, or your outfit is ugly- WE ARE IN A FOREST, NO ONE IS LOOKING AT YOUR OUTFIT. NO ONE BUT THE DEMONS ARE LOOKING AT YOUR OUTFIT.
  • SERA, STOP PICKING ON VIVIENNE– VIV, I SWEAR TO THE MAKER, IF I HEAR ONE MORE SMART ASS COMMENT FROM YOU– DORIAN, NO
  • I TURNING THIS PARTY AROUND! 
Submitted by thetaleofsirthopas
#sera#vivienne de fer#dorian pavus#dragon age#dragon age inquisition#dai#sdffgfdads this is why you take only one out at a time to curb the complaining#submission
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Your fave is problematic: Dorian and Iron Bull

  • One brags about the credit his tongue gets him to Chantry mother
  • The other hits on with anyone who seems even slightly receptive (stop giving him signals, Blackwall)
  • Both suddenly forget how to flirt in each others presence please we have been walking the Wastes for THREE HOURS NOW 
Submitted by anonymous
#adoribull#the iron bull#dorian pavus#dai#dragon age#lol#submission
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Anonymous asked:

You kind of disappeared, is everything ok?

nah, a lot of personal problems, but ill try to filter through the inbox later and post some subs - sorry for worrying y'all ^^;- mod seb

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