English Victorian ivory phallus, 19th century.

imagine if the only thing of franklin's they had left to bury was his strap

men who'd beg to cum inside you, just thrusting away, all tired, worn out and flushed, panting like a beast in heat. they'd moan and groan as if almost in pain from the creeping in overstimulation but they just keep going, using their strong hips to thrust even faster and lifting your hips up up to get just that right angle to feel themselves slide even deeper. but they don't come, not yet at least, until they hear you say it-that you'll oh so graciously allow them to cum inside, let them flood your poor pussy and when you finally utter those lovely words you'll have them positively roaring in pleasure as they finally let themselves go and cum so deliciously deep inside♡

Monster or Man; Both or Neither? Chapter 1

So. I wrote a Dr. Samuel Hayden thing. Do I have regrets? Absolutely none. I will climb that robot like a fucking TREE. No real warnings for this one, folks - robophilia coming right up! Again, Google Docs has some funky formatting, so there won’t be italics in this version. Head on over to my AO3, TheWeirdDane, if you wanna see it properly :D

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Being in love with someone of your own species was never easy, whether it was requited or unrequited, although of course unrequited love was difficult in a whole new way. Being in love with a megalomaniac robot? Consider it borderline impossible. 

Alas, that was the fate of Roxara Korsch, the head of the engineering team on the Fortress of Doom. She had been in love with her fair share of humans, and now, her affections had fallen onto the power-hungry robot called Dr. Samuel Hayden, who just so happened to be her boss. He was obsessed with always being in control, always getting the last word, always being right, and it made her insides burn and boil with annoyance. Yet, there was something about him that made her groin slick and knees weak whenever she was around him. 

In the time she had spent on the Fortress of Doom, Dr. Samuel Hayden had given himself a new body. When the Doom Slayer had found him, he had been nothing but a torso with two arms and a head, battered and broken to the point it had been almost impossible to piece him together again. Now, however, he had gotten an actual body, was nine feet tall, and towered above everyone else. It was ridiculous; he had already proven his worth, there was no need to further stroke his own ego. It was like he was compensating for something. 

Either way, this was the man that Roxara had fallen in love with. She cursed it every day, but every night, she lay awake with her hand in her panties and fingers sliding in and out of herself, her mind always wandering to Dr. Samuel Hayden and his lunatic tendencies. At night, she moaned his name like it was a prayer - quietly, reverently. 

Afficher davantage

I’m writing Doom Eternal porn and high-key getting wet

Who knew I was SUCH a slut for demons??? Anyway, send in your horny asks! 👀

It’s 11:40am on a Thursday while I should be doing school work, and this is relevant yet again

I'm working on some Baron porn too ( think semi-hypnotized cultist sent to hell for a 'pilgrimage' ) but first I need to finish my second Samuel smut lol

DROP THE FUCKING LINK

@commander-mcgee I got u fam I was on the BD forums when it was announced.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/586508111/medium-jewel-of-the-amazon-beta-glow?show_sold_out_detail=1

All are sold out but it was a coloration, not a whole new model. The model used was her Prince model ( based on Sidon from BotW btw ) and she said more would drop at some point ( I forgot when ?? ) so there is still a chance. You could always ask for a custom but I don't know if it can be custom ordered at all. I would assume it's one of those limited run when the maker drops a limited numbers of premades and that's it. Xenocat artifacts also has a tumblr btw.

Monsters so big they can barely fit inside you

Monsters so large they can lift you up one-handed to fuck you

Monsters so huge all they can fit in you is a finger or the tip of their tail

Monsters so massive that you can sit on their tongue and rub yourself all over it

Just. Gargantuan monsters fucking you. Please think about it

New model, the Qilin! An elegant, slender equine model with some fantasy flare. I’m not sure if I want to add any more detail to him or leave him as is… Kind of inclined to put some bumpy textures on his head, but can’t decide. The fourth picture was just me fiddling around with photoshop colors. Unfortunately I’m not able to cast this clay model in silicone yet as I can’t currently afford to get any more mold material. ;-;

***On that note, shameless self plug! Check out the horde of silicone Kobolds I have for sale!***

Really loving the look of this model ! Unfortunately the Kobold is too thicc for me but I will keep an eye on this one !

Reminder I made this in like and hour as soon as I saw the trailer.

someone please advise me on good sex shops that sell fantasy dildos

Exotic erotics. They have “guided surprises” options where you can send them an inspiration ( often people ask for specific characters ) and let them do their things with the models you asked. Android and Reptilian models seem to get the best results in the “wow” factor but I got a stellar pour on a Raptor based on Blue that just sits in the open because of how spot on it is. Because I am trash. They do have lifecast toys though, which puts many people off from what I have seen.

Frisky Beast. Interesting models but customs not available and wait times can be a gamble.

Primal Hardwere. Ovipositors, 36´´ long silicone tongue and tentacles, inflatables. Enough said.

There is also a plethora of etsy indie maker who come and go, who usually also have a Tumblr for news.

Blue Ritual ( reopened not too long ago ), A Krow’s Nest ( unfortunately overseas shipping is too high for me to consider so I can’t tell about quality ), Akifutoys, Kuduvoodoo, Phoenixflame-creations, Qimera ( QimeraForge on Etsy ), and many more I forget

You have a list on reddit that will probably be more useful

https://www.reddit.com/r/SexToys/comments/5c46f1/list_of_fantasy_toy_makers/

come get it

Listen, I can explain… (no, I can’t)

Some Salazzlez

Oh god yes

he stole them from moxxi >:)