Realm of Possibilities

#reblog things in the reblogging site #sounds about right #keeping tags thx #tumblr

deancodedinthewater

Hey folks, if you want to fight back against the twitterfication of tumblr USE IT LIKE IT'S TUMBLR!!!!!! REBLOG THINGS!!!!!! USE THE TAGS TO SCREAM AT YOUR FRIENDS!!!!!!!

deancodedinthewater

Woke up to this having more reblogs than likes! Keep it going! Do it on every post! REBLOG THINGS ON THE REBLOGGING THINGS SITE!

#sounds about right #tumblr #145600th post

dduane

therealvalkyrie

the point of this hellsite is not to get followers, it’s to make friends you would never have met otherwise and torture them with cursed memes and crack headcanons

#sounds about right #Lego Star Wars

stagbeetleboy

Me who doesn’t know anything about starwars outside of the lego series: idk I just think they could probably put Alderaan back together after that

#sounds about right #unfortunately

whitepeopletwitter

yinx1

No lie detected

#sounds about right #one from when bro shoved me down the basement stairs and i caught skin on a nail sticking up from the quarter round #one from an old burn mark from when bro pushed me and i bumped the metal sided toaster #one from where i overbalanced and nearly fell into the oven #one from the time i was in the sauna and stretched and hit the metal cage housing of the light #one from the time i broke the glass top end table and while i luckily missed getting a large jagged glass in the leg i lost a chunk of skin #on the frame of the table and it scabbed and i accidentally scratched it off before it healed so it scarred and is now a bald patch on my le #*leg #the time i didn't realise there was a nail in the wall at shoulder height (why was there no picture or something hanging there idk)#and i was leaning against wall then moved over while leaning still and so ripped a chunk of skin off with said nail #new ones from the eczema and repeated scratchings and bleedings and scabbing and scratching the scabbing of while scratching the itching #two different instances of having fallen asleep while the heating pad was still on and somehow rolling over on top of it #the set of scars from the scope surgery bc my injury from the car accident wasn't healing on its own like the doc said it should've #the one from when i was a smol and slipped in the tub and hit my chin on the ledge #managed to damage the enameling too *shrug* idk how #the weird one alongside my nose that started at some point after i started wearing glasses and just kept growing vertically til it reached a #certain length and idk how to get rid of it bc it looks ugh #that's all the ones i can remember #random stuff about me

lonicerac

marzipanandminutiae

scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~

scars in real life: so I was trying to open macaroni sauce with a paring knife

tied-up-teacup

Tell me how you got your scars in the tags

#sounds about right #Bert and Ernie #they're like pb&j #each a separate identity; but are formidable together

freakingdork

vicholas

I don’t think of Bert and Ernie as a ship I think that if you see Bert and Ernie as a couple then you’re just normal

#sounds about right #idek what to tag this as

yeahiwasintheshit

#sounds about right #idek what to tag this as

anxietyproblem

#sounds about right #Good Omens #Aziraphale

lonicerac

wheeloffortune-design

the only other dance Aziraphale learned after the gavotte was the macarena

#lolomg #sounds about right #adhd

freakingdork

eternal-fractal

being able to teleport must suck ass when you have adhd

“why the FUCK am I in nevada”

#The Old Guard #sounds about right

actualmermaid

What Women Want, according to the first 10 minutes of The Old Guard:

- cool sunglasses

- to be called "boss"

- big snuggly hugs from guys who are not romantically interested in you

- baklava

- an axe

#sounds about right #Good Omens #Crowley #Ineffable Muffins #♥

lonicera-caprifolium

assiraphales

crowley walks with his hands in his pockets when he’s with aziraphale to keep himself from reaching over and grabbing his hand

#The Old Guard #lol #sounds about right

incorrect-old-guard

Nicky: Name a way to be nice to others.

Quynh: Don’t kill them.

Nicky: Setting the bar a little low, but I’ll allow it.

#sounds about right #guns cw

pururin

#sounds about right #Dragon Age #Varric Tethras

lonicerac

kiss-my-asymptote

I think Varric telling Cassandra his accounts of everything Hawke did in Kirkwall was half wasting her time and half trying to passively explain to Cassandra why making Hawke Inquisitor is the worst idea imaginable.