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This is the only tiktok where the automated voice actually adds to the cinematic experience
freedom
This is absolutely what a cats internal monologue is like <3
Actually Ive decided to be angry now
DAVE AND GARY >:(
My day is RUINED now.
That cat is absolutely an orphan-generating coal baron. The mustache and top-hat are there in spirit, if not actually. Legally, that cat's name should be Reacher Gilt.
Apparently this comment got screenshotted, escaped containment, and made its way back to the owner of the cat who found me.
Hew name is Lucy, she is well-loved, and she just looks like that all the time:
feminism WIN: the orphan-generating coal baron cat is a GIRL
Baroness, you daily serving of the tears of the innocent has arrived. Will you be taking them with a fine cheese from the pantry again?
Lucy looks like Thomas Nast drew her. 😄
Anyway here’s a poem I wrote about my cat
After “Do not stand at my grave and weep”, author disputed:
Do not stand at your bowl and meow. I gave you food. It’s in there now. I feed you at the dawning light, I feed you at the fall of night. I feed you kibbles mixed with meat And wet food for a special treat. I feed you even though you scoff At all the food within your trough. I feed you and still yet you yell Like as a beast from deepest hell. Do not stand at your bowl and cry. I gave you food. You will not die.
I wrote one for my roommate’s cat as well;
Do not stand at my feet and cry It’s VEGETABLES, you silly guy! Your begging will not change the food Into a thing you think is good I’ll give you things not cheese or meat You sniff at them and then retreat And yet, as soon as chopping starts You run back in and beg for parts You squint your eyes at plant-based food And yet you won’t stop BEGGING, dude! Do not stand by the stove and bleat You don’t like this. You will not eat.
I haven't had the best day, but this...this made me laugh so hard I had to get a tissue and wipe my eyes 🤣🤣🤣
if cats aren't meant to be kissed on their heads then what's that little space between their ears for
This is the only tiktok where the automated voice actually adds to the cinematic experience
freedom
This is absolutely what a cats internal monologue is like <3
Actually Ive decided to be angry now
DAVE AND GARY >:(
My day is RUINED now.
omfg I was watching this sound off but then I was like "wait what if they're making cute lil animal noises" so I turned the sound on and fucking lost it
[video description: In a small city park, a grey tabby cat clings to a tree about halfway up. A small, floofy tan dog with curly fur trots around the base of the tree, obviously looking for the cat. The dog looks in the bushes, looks around confusedly, looks everywhere but up. The cat silently clings to the tree and watches the dog wander around looking for it. The theme from “The Pink Panther” plays throughout. The humor turns on the dog not thinking to look up at any point, and also on the reference to the Pink Panther films, in which the main character is a perennially clueless detective. /end description]
The cats seems surprised that the dog doesn't think to look up... Just like "it can't be that stupid" ...... "OMG" 😯
I feel like I need to add that the cat isn't so much "halfway up" the tree as it is About two feet
Who is your dad, now?
I can’t believe she actually murdered her dad on camera
I can’t believe she
actually murdered her
dad on camera
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
I. Love this.
Love it.
Oh my god
yes.
This is it, I found it, the funniest post on this entire godsforsaken website
I will never get over how brilliant this comic is. The artist could have just drawn a single image in response, but instead we have this masterpiece. The world doesn’t deserve @iguanamouth.
I think I can confidently speak for all of us when I say we were all expecting a cat.
me: why are the pillows always so fucked up
my cat:
This looks like a painting with like the composition and lighting
And now it is :)
ok fun story time
so about a year ago, someone came into my work and asked if we sold any mr potato head toys. we did, and she told me that they were for the octopus at the local aquarium, because she liked to put the pieces in the holes.
fast forward, i had made plans to go to the local aquarium with a couple friends who were coming into town. i emailed the aquarium and told them that, and asked if i could bring the octopus a new toy. they said yes, she would love a shape sorter.
i went this week, and octopus was sleepin on the day i came but the biologists at the aquarium grabbed my email so they could send me pictures of storm playin w her new toy.
THOSE PICTURES ARRIVED TODAY ENJOY SOME OCTOPUS
[image description: a printed out flyer with the picture of a sleeping grey tabby cat on it. It has text on it that reads:
Muffin disclaimer
So you’ve ordered a muffin! We hope you’re up for a challenge.
Our wobbly tabby cat Bea REALLY likes muffins so there are a few things to be aware of if you have a muffin in the cat area.
- She WILL climb you to try and get your muffin - She is not very good at climbing so she will claw her way up your body - It WILL hurt - She WILL NOT give up - She may try to eat the muffin right out of your mouth - She is not allowed to eat muffins
You may pick her up / move her away if needed and if you’re really struggling, come and talk to us and we will help. No matter how much she wants to, it is still very important that you don’t let her eat any muffin as it will make her sick.
Good luck and we hope you enjoy your muffin experience!
She may look sweet and innocent but we promise you she’s not
/end image description]
Bea the muffin thief has come upon my timeline again and I am obliged to reblog.
God forbid Chippy do anything
cc: @petermorwood
cats gathering around a space heater まだまだヒーターはしまえません。
