yetanothercriminalmindsfanatic reblogged
- None of them are gonna be physically violent
- The Reddit users are going to judge you if you express any religious or “unscientific” sentiment
- The Catholics run the gamut from “hardcore pro-lifer” to “Nun who invented communism”
- The Protestants have brought lots of food but are going to proselytize the entire time you eat
- The crystalists are split 60/40 on whether or not vaccines cause autism, and you don’t know who has the majority until you’ve been there an hour
- The Anglophiles have good pastries, but 1/3 of them are in Sherlock cosplay
- The girlbosses are all within 10° to the left of the center of the political spectrum and will try very hard to get you to invest in their MLM
- The vegans brought food but will turn hostile if you let slip that you’ve used animal products in the last year
- The reenactors have booze, but your phone is dead and they’re giving a very pro-America history lecture
- The influencers have a pool, a jacuzzi, and lots of drugs, but they have a combined net worth that teaches seven digits and won’t let you forget it
- The retirees have great weed but they’re gonna ask you a lot of invasive questions and give you a lot of unsolicited advice.
#polls#if the anglophiles were doing anything but bbc!sherlock cosplay then we're set#i /think/ i can handle the retirees' unsolicited advice but definitely not the invasive questions so pass#i saw someone's tags about picking the influencers so they could rob them later and that's an admirable goal#i just don't think i can stomach waiting long enough to accomplish it#which left the reenactors as the most palatable lot; mostly bc i know hardly anything about the war they're reenacting and i bet little enc#*encouragement would be needed to keep them talking at length about it#thus leaving the booze free and clear for me#and after some i'll get sleepy and nod off anyway lol#alcohol cw#drugs mention cw