yellowpencilcrayon reblogged
Person A: “I’m going to kill you!”
Person B: “Understandable. Could you at least wait until I finish my coffee though?”
Person A: “…What?”
Person B: “It’s a really good coffee.”
#me#did I tell you all that I had this weird obsession with custard at one point#and then with pancakes#and then with noodles#and bread#and pasta#and pizzas#omg#pizzas#I was drinking water the other day#and I started drowning#cos the water went down the breathing hole#and I couldn't breathe#so I was like okay what did u learn from swimming classes#cough !!#and while I was#this is graphic so tw throwing up#and like I threw up like 3 times and couldn't stop#when I finally thought I was okay to walk to the washroom cos I just sat at the dining table throwing up#I threw up again#and it was scary#I did not like it#would not recommend#and it was funny at the end#it was all because a bts video showed up on my tiktok fyp and for some reason I found it so funny I almost died#im not even exaggerating when I say that cos I literally could not breathe and didn't know what to do#cos then the vomit also started obstructing my airways and I threw up through my nose as well#so I couldn't breathe through there either#it was bad#terrible