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I am so glad that the word blorbos exists now. It’s so much more evocative and accurate than “comfort character”. Like, they’re different things. He doesn’t bring me comfort, he makes my hands itchy and I want to polish him with pledge. I want to put him in a Pringle’s tube and shake him. I want to brush his hair and put little shoes on him like a Bratz doll. That’s a blorbo.

I am so glad that the word blorbos exists now. It’s so much more evocative and accurate than “comfort character”. Like, they’re different things. He doesn’t bring me comfort, he makes my hands itchy and I want to polish him with pledge. I want to put him in a Pringle’s tube and shake him. I want to brush his hair and put little shoes on him like a Bratz doll. That’s a blorbo.

being obsessed with a character is so fucking embarrassing like I'll be getting dressed in the morning like "I bet the 12th doctor would wear these socks" bitch shut the fuck up

some of you MUST be making up guys.

Idk who gort is but bertie wooster is a character from a tv show. I think he was the one with the valet named jeeves?

GORT??? GORT FROM THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL GORT????? IS THIS YOUR MAN??????

2023 blorbo wrapped

you put that Guy in Situations 3456754 times

you read about the same two idiots falling in love 947264 times

you wrote 35265 fics in your head

you posted 0 of them

Do you kids know how hard it is to hyper fixate on shit as a goddamn adult?? Sorry boss I know you need those files done but I’m too busy giggling like a goddamn school girl over a fictional man

Hey, don't cry. Five thousand fanfic daydream scenarios inside your head about the super-obscure fictional character you've latched onto like an orphaned duckling, okay?

how the fuck am i supposed to act like a normal functional human being when The Character exists

sorry dude i can’t hang out today. i saw someone online misinterpret my favourite piece of media. yeah i have to lay on the floor. yeah it’ll be all day.

Are you alright, honey? You've barely put your blorbo in situations

Mental illness can be cured by thinking about The Character but be careful because mental illness can also be caused by thinking about The Character

im so good at misinterpreting lyrics so they fit blorbo from my shows

not so much rotating my fav character in my mind so much as visualising them & then mentally drawing hearts n stars all around them