Bruce Springsteen was so right when he said “you sit around getting older.”
Anyway.
Hand on my heart. Hand on my stupid heart.
"The Brothers Karamazov", Fyodor Dostoevsky (translated by Constance Garnett)
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nothing more disappointing than a shower with low water pressure. i don’t want to feel like a wet sad beast left out in the rain i want to be power washed.
elijah wood as bacchus at 2004 mardi gras. if you care
that's the context???
The cast of M*A*S*H, 1979-1980. From The Complete Book of M*A*S*H, Suzy Kalter, 1988.
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the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating
You are angry about something. “Clam down,” I text you. You assume I have made a typo, but in fact I am holding a small soldier clam in my hands. He died so young. War is hell
[talking about my favorite characters] okay so THESE two come in a bonded pair and if i think about them too hard i start taking poison damage
wretchedly perish then said cicero wednesday
I don’t have tiktok so I had to find this like a mole digging for worms and nothing could have prepared me for the actual video itself
[attempting to flirt] if i was stuck in a timeloop id desperately explain my situation to you every single reset
oh snap
REBLOG.
FOREVER.
This is an actual Therapist Recommended method for dealing with a runaway “inner critic” and this comic is perfect ❤️
“the other day” could mean anything with me. literally yesterday. or a week ago. Seven years past.