Mariana: Hey, hey sis, sis *Clings to Paloma's hand*
Paloma: Mari, I am gonna be late to school, let me go.
Mariana: Can you set me on fire, please?
Paloma:
Paloma: I am not getting into punishment for this.
(On a drowning Titanic)
Luisa: *picks Mirabel up* HEY LET ME THROUGH! I'M A WOMAN! WITH A CHILD!
Mirabel: Okay, it's time to sleep. Good night, Toñito, and bye
Antonio: Good night, see you later.
Dolores: Why are you saying goodbye to eachother? You literally sleep in the same room
Luisa, panicking: What are we gonna do?!
Mirabel: Blame me?
Luisa:
Luisa: Mirabel. No.
Mirabel: Paloma, why would you hit that boy?
Paloma: He insulted Teri! Mamí Luisa said to punch whoever insults the family!
Dolores, at 99% of Isabela's ideas: Okay, Isabela, I love you, I really do. But that's incredibly dumb
Paloma: Uh... Tía?
Mirabel, embroidering another dress: Yes?
Paloma: Can you teach me to knit? I-I like it!
Mirabel:
Mirabel, tearing up: You're officially my favourite
Isabela: Oh I remember back when I kissed a girl!
Carlota: We kissed like one second before
Camilo: GWYS HELPP I FORGOT HOW TO BREATHE
Everyone:
Dolores: How the actual hell–
Isabela: If Dolores says she’ll be ready in five minutes, she will be.
Isabela: No need to remind her every fifteen minutes about it.
Dolores, from the other room: You're even worse
Luisa: Oh, hell, how's it my twin's birthday already? I was too busy, I'm so not ready!
Dolores: Luisa, for the last time, my father isn't you 'twin'
*Isabela comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in Carlota’s bedroom.*
Carlota: Babe, are you.. coming to bed?
Isabela: No thank you, I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a girlfriend.
Isabela: *Lies on the ground and falls asleep*
Carlota: ...
Isabela: Fuck, I wish I was gay like you
Luisa:???
Isabela: I mean, women are objectively more attractive and so kisseable I'm so freakingly attracted to them
Luisa: What you mean you attracted to women and not men?
Isabela: *groans* Obviously, I'm–
Isabela: –wait a second
Mirabel: Remember! Curiosity killed the cat!
Isabela: Yes, but you forget that satisfaction brought it back. So yes, Camilo go find out if that thing can catch fire!
Mirabel: You're a bad influence.
Isabela: And you don't know your sayings.
Luisa: Not to say I have favouritism but if it turned out I had to choose which of my sisters to kick out of Encacto I would be very upset over the fact I can't tease Isabela over height anymore
Isabela:
Mirabel: Why would you even do this???
Isabela: People are so stupid sometimes. Do you have any idea of why all fucking assumed God is a man? Why the fuck can't they be a woman?
Dolores: I mean, they don't even have a...
Isabela: I will say God is extremely cool lady.
Luisa: And I think God is a talking donkey named Hercules.
Isabela:
Isabela: Crap, you're a genius for this. In this case I will say God is a cactus. A extremely cool cactus woman.
Isabela: Oh, wait that's just me.
Isabela: Does it mean I'm God?
Isabela: Oh hell! Today's the day I can look like a cactus I am.
Dolores: Isn't it just any normal day?