who’s cunt dracula. is she single

I love getting "post without tags?" on my stupidest ever posts. oh my god sorry tumblr how could i forget. #dust mite #wet nurse

I feel like this tweet matches up well with this one

HE’S GAY AND FRIENDLY!

From: ‘Home-made Toys’ The Australian Women’s Weekly, 1960s approx.

In every culture men develops delusions of penis-stealing witches because penis witches were present in the evolutionary environment

dude….

hi everyone. the batter will thicken as the flour hydrates. so start it a tiny bit runny and let it sit ten minutes to idk half an hour and it will be perfect. hydrated flour from rested batter also yields a significantly more tender pancake. peace and love

I think what’s wrong with a lot of people is theyr not eating breakfast. They’re starting the day with at most 16ounces of milk with espresso and riding on that until lunch time. What they don’t understand is eating breakfast helps absorb all the excess yellow bile that builds up overnight when they sleep and makes them angry. It’s basic humor balancing

Common tree shrew

she touch my yippee till i yay

No 👎

greatest to ever do it

another prime lancelot moment is when guinevere walks out of his line of sight so he can’t see her anymore and this upsets him so much that he almost throws himself off a building

 2010-03-27 

will you let me go to heaven