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Aliens are probably involved.
Botanists across the US are trying to figure out why so many titan arums – better known as corpse flowers – are blooming simultaneously around the country this year.
This is super weird, because there have only been 157 recorded blooms ever between 1889 and 2008. But this year in the US alone, at least seven flowers have bloomed.
2016 continues
Source: sciencealert.com
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myhartisonfriar
If you use the tags alot
See what pops up first with these words:
Ass, shit, bitch, fuck, damn
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laughingmeerkat
your package has been delivered
ups-official
We’d never drive into your fucking house. Unlike @fed-ex-official.
fed-ex-official
When you need fast delivery we come through
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nirvomit
hell
thatsthat24
Come ON.
What the fuck with this week. Can it not? Seriously, like this week needs to fucking chill. No area of my life has gone untouched by this bullshit and I have reached the calm side of panic. I swear, I'm spinning out so hard I have equilibrium from the centrifugal force.
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I’m literally fucking SCREAMING
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i lost the shrimps
how
they gone
i could find
how
i possess many knowledge of shrimp
like
that the pink ones have been cooked you shrimp cooking monster
no the pink ones are blushing. you embarrassed him. stop bullying 2k16
you boiled your shrimps you sick fuck do not lie to me
that shrimp is orange, and therefore, alive
he’s coral
actually i think he’s a shrimp
where
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2016 is quite a year
speedwag
ted cruz is literally an alien making up human idioms and hoping they work im so stressed
za-smierc-przyjaciela
I looked this up because I didn’t believe but he actually…….did say this
I can’t believe this is the state of us politics
yeahlikethebird reblogged
me: *going through the all the guitars at the music store and inspecting the holes*
employee: can i help you sir?
me: yes. can you please explain to me how you expect me to buy these "new" guitars when someone's already slurped all the guitar jelly out of them?
yeahlikethebird reblogged
choose your own adventure: you buy a bottle of sierra mist at 7-11 and proceed to open it in front of the cashier, you then:
A. start panting, moaning into it, every sip fulfilling you more and more, bringing you higher and higher, everyone staring, entranced.
B. pour it all over yourself, you’re not wearing a bra, your mascara is waterproof, you have nothing to hide.
C. throw it on the ground for it has wronged you and you will be a doormat no longer.
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kazucrash-deactivated20191209
oh-imprettyboy
Is this Real Life
Source: haaretz.com
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biodiverseed
The Long Net Stinkhorn, and You
“According to a 2001 publication in the International Journal of Medicinal Mushrooms, the smell of the fresh Phallus indusiatus fungus can trigger spontaneous orgasms in human females. In the trial involving 16 women, 6 had orgasms while smelling the fruit body, and the other ten, who received smaller doses, experienced physiological changes such as increased heart rate. All of the 20 men tested considered the smell disgusting. According to the authors, the results suggest that the hormone-like compounds present in the volatile portion of the gleba may have some similarity to human neurotransmitters released in females during sexual activity. The study used the species found in Hawaii, not the edible variety cultivated in China.”
- Bioactive properties of Phallus indusiatus
Gif: Imagine Films/Google+, via kqedscience
Source: Wikipedia
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riiri-chan
still one of the best videos ever
This is so god damn funn i rebloged it from myself. I’m seriously crying not even joking.
This is never not funny
I showed this to my mother and she was crying she was laughing so hard.
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what the fuck is this
yeahlikethebird reblogged
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Solo jazz cup nails!