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Yeah, like the bird.

@yeahlikethebird

Pigeon, 33 (nonbinary, they/them). I recently changed my name and pic on here to keep my nonsense/personal tumblr separate from my attempt at making an art account, but we'll see if it sticks lol. If you need me to tag specific triggers let me know.
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The Ranges of Disney Princesses.  AKA, the case for the mezzo princess.

We all hear that the Disney princesses are all sopranos, and that this sucks.  “When will we get an alto princess?!” is a phrase I constantly hear.  Well, I wanted to set down the facts for all to see.  Let’s look at the ranges.  Note that all are based on the movie songs, not the musical versions when applicable.  Let me know if I missed something, or want me to check a song again.  I cross-checked sheet music to videos, but I could have missed something.

  • Snow White: D4-Bb5
  • Anna: Gb3-G5
  • Rapunzel: G3-G5
  • Aurora: D4-F5
  • Pocahontas: G#3-F5
  • Jasmine: C#4-E5
  • Elsa: F3-Eb5
  • Mulan: G#3-D5
  • Tiana: G#3-C#5
  • Ariel: C4-C5
  • Belle: G#3-B4
  • Cinderella: A3-Bb4

So we see some sopranos here–Snow White and her little operatic runs are, undoubtedly, soprano territory.  But from there, we pretty quickly drop off from true soprano territory and fall smack-dab in the middle of mezzo-land.  Anna and Rapunzel, sure, may be tough for some mezzos who don’t have a developed upper range.  But as you move down that list, we’re suddenly getting down to notes that I know many sopranos cannot sing.  I have lots and lots of students who cannot consistently sing a G#3, so it’s tough to argue that these ranges are unreasonably soprano-esque.  In fact, we get to Ariel who has a downright tiny range.  Crazy, right!  Cinderella, Belle, and Ariel would really be considered more of altos if we just look at their ranges!  

But many people hear these songs and immediately think, but they’re so high!  And this is where timbre comes into play.  Some of these women have very light timbres, and it makes their voices sound higher than they actually are.  It’s shocking to really take a look at how low some of these songs actually are, right?  

I actually feel like amongst all these characters, there’s a pretty great representation across many ranges and types.  We’ve got belters, legit singers, more operatic, more mixed, more pop…  Ranging all the way from an F3-Bb5 altogether!  Represent, female voices.  

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gatsby on mtv cribs

[drives up in his bodacious yellow car] whaddup my name’s james gatz but you can call me jay gatsby!!! i’m 32 years young and i live in west egg which is a sick neighborhood that shouldn’t be confused with the healthy protein!! [quick shots of gatsby posing next to various parts of west egg] i live in this BALLER mansion next to my BEST FRIEND nick!! [points to nick who is standing at the door] say what up nick (what up jay) anyways i built this WHOLE thing just so i could impress this sweet piece of ass across the water!! her name is daisy and she’s married to some rich guy. but SIKE i’m rich too!!! i made all my money in the bootlegging business bc it’s PROHIBITION! fuck the government! (fuck em!) thanks nick! [high fives nick] let’s go inside

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panic as bloggers au:

- ryan ross the emo poet sad b&w blogger who makes Aesthetic posts with his own writing (bonus: he starts reblogging things in colour when he meets brendon)

- spencer smith the humour blogger who sometimes reblogs ryans poetry because he wants him to realise that he actually can see the depressing stuff ryan posts

- brendon “i don’t have a blog” urie, actually has a strictly anime porn blog. has a sideblog for dogs and skateboards & doesn’t follow anyone

- jon walker the bass blog. all he does is reblog guitar & bass guitar pictures. sometimes he writes reviews on them because he has a bunch of followers for being so cool and chill

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