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Tempo | she/her | Just like it sounds. This is a blog for whump from old shows. At the moment, expect mostly westerns. Absolutely send an ask and say hi! Hot shows: Bonanza, The Big Valley, the Wild Wild West, Laramie | Currently working on a blog for my favorite moments in those same shows (@ye-olde-westerns)
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Just a quick update for everyone. I got partially through one of the gif sets that won the last poll, but one of my close family members was admitted to the hospital for a serious emergency health event. I’ll need just a little more time to get the sets out.

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ye-olde-whump

Just a quick update: after a long and painful battle, this family member ended up passing away. It’s going to take a while for things to get back to normal, so the gif set polls are going to continue to be delayed (but not forgotten!).

On the upside, I’ll probably be posting a few sets from a show I’ve been watching that has made me happy, so at least there’s that:,)

Thanks for sticking around guys:,,)

#tempo talks
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It’s a tie between Magnum P.I. and the Man from U.N.C.L.E. ! I’ll make a gif set for both as soon as I can. I like the voting format, so I’ll probably post another poll with another selection of shows once I get these next two posted

#classic whump#whump blog#whump#tempo talks
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Ok I may have time for one gif set this week, help me decide

This is nowhere close to a comprehensive list of the vintage shows I enjoy, just some I could think of off the top of my head. I also take suggestions for shows as recent as the 2000s, but only by request.

#whump#classic whump#western whump#whump community#whump blog#bonanza#the man from uncle#also I’ve seen the surge in Remington Steele posting and I’m ecstatic#I would just die if someone uploaded in to internet archive or Google drive or something#I’d absolutely gif that show if I could get a good digital copy of it#tmfu tv#magnum pi#the wild Wild West#rawhide#adam 12#emergency! tv
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Anonymous asked:

you asked about posting whump from other older shows in addition to juat westerns, i say go ahead and use the same blog- less work for you without having to establish a whole new blog and easier for existing followers to find and no one will mind you expanding to generally vintage whump- if you want to still differentiate westerns versus other genres you can always uses specific tags

but also more vintage whump? 👀👀👀 hooray!!!!! never enough vintage whump always excited to see more!!!!

Hey anon!

Yeah this is kinda what I was thinking. I already run so many sideblogs, I don’t want to start another if it fits the theme well enough on this one.

And yeah I love vintage whump! I’ve got a couple sets lined up already, some western some not. But I’m excited to actually get this blog going!

#anon#ask#thanks for the ask!#tempo talks#classic whump#whump#whump blog
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Laramie Injury List

After years of wishing this existed, I am thrilled to finally present to you

*drum roll*

The ONLY definitive….

Laramie Injury List

Season 1:

  • E1 – Stage Stop
  • Slim – held at gunpoint, hit with rifle butt, punched repeatedly, knocked unconscious twice
  • Jess – held at gunpoint, punched
  • E2 – Glory Road
  • Jess – Worried, intimidated, beaten with brass knuckles
  • E3 – Circle of Fire
  • Slim – Punched and knocked to the ground
  • E4 – Fugitive Road
  • Jess – Falls off cliff, nearly drowns
  • Slim – Arm cut with knife, roughly bandaged
  • E5 – The Star Trail
  • E6 – The Lawbreakers
  • Jess – Forced to get drunk, pretend fight, held at gunpoint, tied up
  • E7 – The Iron Captain
  • Slim – Taken hostage, hand beaten with pistol butt, fist-fight
  • Jess – Taken hostage, beaten while tied up
  • E8 – General Delivery
  • Ed Calder – Stepped in cougar trap
  • E9 – The Run to Tucumvaca
  • Jess – Shot in shoulder, falls off horse, bandaged
  • E10 – The General Must Die
  • Slim – Hangover
  • Jess – Thrown from horse, injured arm
  • E11 – Dark Verdict
  • Slim – Beaten up, self-treatment head injury, weak and dizzy
  • Jess – Loses friend, sad and angry
  • E12 – Man of God
  • E13 – Bare Knuckles
  • Slim – Rigged fist-fight, blinded and beaten up
  • E14 – The Lonesome Gun
  • E15 – Night of the Quiet Men
  • Jess – Shot in the back of shoulder, found alone on ground
  • E16 – The Pass
  • E17 – Trail Drive
  • E18 – Day of Vengeance
  • E19 – The Legend of Lily
  • Jess – Fist fight
  • E20 – Death Wind
  • Slim – Held at gunpoint, fist-fight
  • Jess – Hit with a falling door
  • E21 – Company Man
  • E22 – Rope of Steel
  • Slim – Falls off horse, fist fight
  • E23 – Duel at Alta Mesa
  • E24 – Street of Hate
  • Slim – Fist fight
  • Jess – Fist fight
  • E25 – Ride or Die
  • Slim – exhausted, lack of sleep, fist fight
  • E26 – Hour After Dawn
  • E27 – The Protectors
  • Jess – Ambushed, head injury, bandaged, helped to walk
  • E28 – Saddle and Spur
  • Slim – Fist fight
  • Jess – Fist fight
  • E29 – Midnight Rebellion
  • Jess – Sucker punched, put in brig
  • E30 – Cemetery Road
  • Jonsey – Dragged by mule team, injured shoulder
  • E31 – Men of Defiance
  • Jess- Shot, ribs bandaged, arm in sling
  • Reb – Captured, beaten, tied to tree in desert sun, helped to walk

SEASON 2

  • E01 – Queen of Diamonds
  • Jess – Beaten up
  • E02 – The Track of the Jackal
  • E03 – Three Rode West
  • E04 – Ride the Wild Wind
  • E05 – The Long Riders
  • Jess – Fist Fight, knocked out, tied up
  • E06 – The Dark Trail
  • E07 - .45 Calibre
  • E08 – License to Kill
  • Jess – Held at gun point, shackled to tree, exhausted, wrists rubbed raw
  • E09 – Drifter’s Gold
  • Slim – Fist fight (multiple!), manhandled, held at gunpoint
  • E10 – No Second Chance
  • Slim – Ambushed, knocked out, fist fight
  • Jess - Ambushed, knocked out
  • E11 – Duel at Parkinson Town
  • Slim – Shot left shoulder, shot left flank, collapses, walking with cane
  • E12 – A Sound of Bells
  • E13 – The Passing of Kuba Smith
  • E14 – Man from Kansas
  • Jess – Ambushed, fist fight
  • E15 – Killer Without a Cause
  • Slim – Beaten up, bleeding lip
  • E16 – Stolen Tribute
  • Jess – Held hostage, tied up, gagged, fist fight, holding ribs, punched, falls off horse, knocked unconscious, pistol whipped, holding head
  • E17 – The Lost Dutchman
  • Jess – Shot at, knocked off horse, pistol whipped, drugged, shot in the arm
  • E18 – Cactucs Lady
  • Jess – Fist fight
  • E19 – Riders of the Night
  • Slim – Fist fight, shot in left arm, wearing sling
  • E20 – Mark of the Manhunters
  • Jim Craig – Broken ribs, bandaged
  • Slim – Fist fight
  • E21 – Rimrock
  • Slim – Shot
  • Jess – Fist fight, pistol whipped, wrongly imprisoned
  • E22 – Run of the Hunted
  • Slim – ambushed, knocked out, holding head, fist fight
  • E23 – Two for the Gallows
  • Slim – Held at gun point, pistol whipped, pushed over cliff, broken arm
  • E24 – The Debt
  • Jess – Ambushed, tied up
  • E25 – Killers’ Odds
  • Jess – Hung over, knocked out, carried, holding head
  • E26 – Bitter Glory
  • Jess – Shot in the back, knocked off horse, bandaged. Exhausted, fainting, fist fight, knocked out. Tied up, wincing
  • E27 – The Tumbleweed Wagon
  • Slim – Kidnapped, beaten up, knocked out, another fist fight, shackled to moving wagon,
  • E28 – Trigger Point
  • Jess – Shot in the arm, arm bandaged, weak, dehydrated
  • E29 – Badge of the Outsider
  • Slim – Two fist fights
  • E30 – Men in Shadows
  •  Jess – Punched, bloody lip,
  • E31 – Strange Company
  • E32 – Window in White
  •  Slim – Lassoed, dragged, sore, fist fight
  • E33 – Ride into Darkness
  • Jess – Fist fight, bloody lip, pistol whipped, unconscious, left in burning house, jumps through window. Cared for, wincing, holding head

Season 3

  • E1 – Dragon at the Door
  • Jess -Fist fights (multiple)
  • E2 – Ladies’ Day
  • Jess – Fist fight,
  • E3 – Siege at Jubilee
  • Jess – Toothache, thrown from stagecoach,
  • E4 – The Mountain Men
  • Slim – Fist fight, forehead creased with bullet
  • Jess – Jabbed with rifle, fist fight
  • E5 – The Fatal Step
  • Slim – Shot left shoulder, arm in sling
  • Jess – Thrown from stagecoach, trapped in abandoned mine
  • E6 – The Last Journey
  • Slim – Fist fight
  • E7 – Deadly is the Night
  • E8 – The Accusers
  • Jess – Knife fight, fist fight
  • Red Wolf – Wounded leg, fever, exhausted,
  • E9 – Wolf Cub
  • E10 – Handful of Fire
  • Slim – Manhandled, shot in shoulder
  • E11 – The Killer Legend
  • Tom Wade – Beaten up, shot left arm
  • E12 – The Jailbreakers
  • Slim – Beaten up, knocked out, holding head.
  • E13 – The Lawless Seven
  • Jess – Shot left arm, exhausted, collapse. Fist fight, hand-cuffed. Shot in the leg, held in prison.
  • E14 – The Perfect Gift
  • Slim – Fist fight, shot right shoulder
  • E15 – The Barefoot Kid
  • E16 – Shadows in the Dust
  • Slim – Shot left shoulder, infected, fever, dizzy, collapse (Full episode)
  • E17 – The Runaway
  • E18 – The Confederate Express
  • Jess – Ambushed, beaten up, helped to walk. Drugged, weak, difficulty talking
  • Slim – Shot left shoulder, bandaged  
  • E19 – The High Country
  • Slim – fist fight (multiple)
  • E20 – A Grave for Cully Brown
  • Jess – Head grazed by bullet, unconscious, probable concussion, head bandaged. Dizzy, weak, collapse, holding head.
  • E21 – The Runt
  • E22 – The Dynamiters
  • E23 – Day of the Savage
  • E24 – Justice in a Hurry
  • Slim – Bushwhacked, falls off horse
  • E25 – The Replacement
  • E26 – The Turn of the Wheel
  • Slim – manhandled, cut with knife
  • E27 – Trial by Fire
  • Jess – fist fight, shot left arm, treated, arm in sling
  • E28 – Fall into Darkness
  • Slim – trapped in abandoned well shaft

Season 4

  • E1 – Among the Missing
  • Jess – Hit in the head with a shotgun, unconscious, bleeding. Dizzy, disoriented, weak. Full episode.
  • E2 – War Hero
  • E3 – The Fortune Hunter
  • E4 – Shadow of the Past
  • Jess – Ambushed, beaten up
  • E5 – The Long Road Back
  • E6 – Lost Allegiance
  • Jess – Crushed by falling tree, pinned, broken ribs. Falls off horse, cared for. Bandaged ribs, beaten up (Full episode)
  • E7 – The Sunday Shoot
  • E8 – Double Eagles
  • E9 – Beyond Justice
  • E10 – Bad Blood
  • Jess – Manhandled
  • E11 – Time of the Traitor
  • Steve – crushed by wagon, arm amputated
  • Slim – Fist fight, cut on arm
  • E12 – Gun Duel
  • Jess – fist fight, dazed, holding head
  • E13 – Naked Steel
  • Slim – Fist fight
  • E14 – Vengeance
  • Slim – Falls off cliff, dislocates shoulder
  • Jess – fist fight,
  • E15 – Protective Custody
  • Slim – held at gunpoint, manhandled, punched in the stomach, fist fight
  • E16 – The Betrayers
  • Jess – fist fight, trapped in burning building
  • E17 – The Wedding Party
  • E18 – No Place to Run 
  • Jess – Twisted knee, limping, fist fight, cut hand with saw
  • E19 – The Fugitives
  • Slim – Shot, left for dead in blizzard, carried, surgery on kitchen table.
  • Jess – Fist fight,
  • E20 – The Dispossessed
  • Jess – Jabbed in stomach with rifle, pistol whipped, wincing, holding head
  • E21 – The Renegade Brand
  • Jess – Shot left thigh, bandaged
  • Slim – fist fight (several), manhandled
  • E22 – The Violent Ones
  • Jess – Fist fight, bullet grazed arm, emotional, worried
  • Slim – Ambushed, beaten up, broken ribs, weak, holding side
  • E23 – The Unvanquished
  • Slim – fist fight (multiple)
  • E24 – The Sometime Gambler
  • E25 – Edge of Evil
  • Jess – fist fight, head injury, held at gunpoint
  • E26 – Broken Honor
  • Jess – Forearm grazed with bullet,
  • E27 – The Last Battleground
  • E28 – The Stranger
  • Jess – Falls from cliff, rescued, broken leg. Tries to escape, wincing, Wrestled with, helped to walk. Fireman’s carry, fever, difficulty walking.
  • E29 – The Marshals
  • Jess – Shot in chest, weak, fever (Full episode)
  • E30 – Badge of Glory
  • Jess – fist fight, pistol whipped, holding head
  • E31 – Trapped
  • Slim – tied up, knocked out, fist fight
  • E32 – The Road to Helena
  • Slim – Thrown from horse, knocked out, fist fight (multiple)

This is now the complete Laramie Injury list. If I missed any, please let me know! I hope you enjoy Laramie as much as I have. 

If you are interested in watching Laramie, please check out this link:

https://archive.org/details/@randy_bragg

#laramie#whump list#Laramie whump list#jess harper#slim sherman#classic whump
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pigfartsalumnus-blog1 asked:

Hi, can you make a rawhide whump list?

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classicwhump answered:

I’ve not actually seen every episode of Rawhide, but maybe this is a good excuse to watch it and make some GIFs too.  I would assume everyone would be interested in Rowdy and Favor whump?  It might take a while, but I’ll get on it.

Thank you for the message, I hope it hasn’t been waiting long.

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rawhiiiiide

Hah, I’m sure I could make a list of scenes to start with. I think some people following this blog could too. *hopeful look*

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Ahhh I feel called out! ;) Here are a few episodes with good Rowdy whump, but there are so many more!!!

S1 E9      Incident of the Town in Terror (Rowdy ill and unconscious the whole episode) S1 E13    Incident or the Curious Street (R shot in the head)

S2 E4      Incident at Jacob’s Well (R pushed into a well) S2 E20    Incident at Sulphur Creek (R gets knocked out and bound behind the back)

S3 E6      Incident on the Road to Yesterday (R fake drunk and held at gunpoint) S3 E10    Incident of the Buffalo Soldier (R injured and unconscious half of the episode) S3 E13    Incident Near the Promised Land (R shot and unconscious) S3 E25    Incident or the Running Man (the whole episode is a long Rowdy whump)

S4 E13    The Long Count (Rowdy tied and held at gunpoint) S4 E12    Twenty-Five Santa Clauses (R ribs hurt)

S5 E19    Incident or Judgment Day   (R knocked out)

S6 E7      Incident at Two Graves (R gets a bloody nose in fistfight, later knocked out) S6 E13    Incident of the Geisha (R hurts his back and needs aftercare)

S7 E20    The Violent Land (R shot with an arrow, unconscious) S7 E30    The Gray Rock Hotel (all drovers are ill)

S8 E3      Six Weeks to Bent Fork  (R hurts his ribs and gets a lot aftercare) S8 E6      Hostage for Hanging  (R captured and tied half of the episode)

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rawhiiiiide

Excellent, thank you! XD Maybe we can enlist @elfbert for a Favor-centric list? Since he gets whumped almost as much as Rowdy. (There is literally an episode where Favor is tied to a wagon wheel and whipped, but I don’t think there are any gifs of it (at the moment).)

Anyway, I’ve gone ahead and made a whump tag. 

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elfbert

Ok, soo…a little brainstorm between @tintenfischie, @anintelligentoctopus and I has garnered this list… for @pigfartsalumnus and @classicwhump

gets in a fight - IAT edge of madness S1 Ep5

tied up and almost whipped (with Rowdy) - IOT power and plow S1 Ep6

Shot - IOT Coyote weed S1 Ep11

gets in a fight - Incident below the brazos S1 Ep18

shot in the hand - IAT buffalo smokehouse S2 Ep07

attacked by a puma - IOT stalking death S2 Ep09

shot with an arrow - IOT Valley in shadow S2 Ep10

Has his face cooked in a kiln - IA Spanish rock S2 Ep12

knocked out - IOT Devil and due S2 Ep15

fight - IOT Night horse S2 Ep18

Almost dies from a bad case of Wagonfoot - IO music maker S2 Ep29

falls off his horse - IOT challenge S3 Ep02

Gets all feverish/sick - IA dragoon crossing S3 Ep3

hit on head - The Inside Man S4 Ep06

Catches fire a little bit - The Little Fishes

beaten up/tied to tree - The Deserter’s patrol S4 Ep 18

blinded - The child woman S4 Ep24

shot - IA crooked hat S5 Ep 18

falls down a cliff - IOT red wind S6 Ep1

whipped - IA Zebulon S6 Ep 22

hit on head - IA Hourglass S6 Ep 23

Shot in the back - IOT Gilded Goddess S6 Ep29

And here’s the famous Zebulon Incident…

#Rawhide#Whump lists#Gil Favor#rebagel#rowdy Yates
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