listen I know that you love your robot boyfriend and I'm sure that he's great but his disregard for aftercare is raising some serious red flags for me
you deserve better than a guy who nuts and bolts
Me deciding if i should reblog this
🤖TONIGHT! The launch of the new Dropout Presents special, From Ally To Zacky, premieres tonight at 7PM ET / 4PM PT.
Starring Ally Beardsley, Zac Oyama, Jacob Wysocki, Kimia Behpoornia, Talia Tabin, Oscar Montoya, Victoria Longwell, and Devin Field!
they really did call it "doge," huh
obviously at this point the best case scenario is still "the united states collapses / balkanizes within our lifetime, reducing its ability to crush socialism both at home and abroad"
but if this stupid country does have to continue living, I kind of want to see doge continue in some form or another for decades. three generations from now I want to see seventh-grade history textbooks that have to explain an internet meme that was already outdated when the department was formed
how come nobody raps about the master emerald anymore
Tintin remembers what comes after 15.
FUCKING HELL IT’S BACK FROM LAST YEAR
This literally gets reblogged every 15th of the month. It’s almost two years old. It’s beautiful.
listen up ya’ll this post is 6 years old now and you’re still reblogging it. every month. once a month, my notifications blow up for this one video, but only until the 16th. then the notes on this vid completely stop. it’s so eerily spot on and impressive how you just all collectively know what to do. if I’m not online, people irl still remind me that it’s the 15th. thank you for six surreal years of me wondering if I completely fucking lost it. here’s to the 15th
Smoking on that we'd
peace and love on my dash this afternoon
Ironic that Bilbo is so annoyed with the Sackville-Bagginses for stealing from him and trying to evict him from his house, when his whole adventure involves stealing from someone and evicting them from their house.
To be fair, he was essentially helping someone else get rid of their own Sackville-Bagginses
This is an absolutely world-rocking take on narrative parallels in The Hobbit. Like why yes those were equally petty property disputes, and your point?
Thorin: “The dragon Smaug is terrible beast who has invaded our home and taken the heirlooms of our people as his loot.”
Bilbo: *remembering the last time Lobelia Sackville-Baggins was in his house* “I know the type.”
Accidentally wound up on "hear me out cake" tiktok, and I swear, if another one of these bitches puts down an at-most-unconventionally-attractive human man, Lady Dimitrescu or Nick Wilde/Robin Hood I am going to lose my fucking mind.
Saw one where the first person they named was Disney's Aladdin and I tapped out so hard I entered a fugue state and didn't regain full consciousness for like a solid hour.
Girlies giggling and gasping because they said their 'hear me out' was Gill from Finding Nemo, like
I'm so sorry, babygirl, but that's a hot fish. I know you thought you were being so controversial, but that is one of the most fuckable cartoon fish in existence. This is weaksauce.
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please do not the snail.
trigsie and shimmord - the regirlar show
"phoenix wright became a lawyer for a boy" so did his great great grandfather. stop erasing our veterans
The one real HRT milestone that matters is the first time a cat steps on your boobs and it hurts
assigned titty at kitty (atak)
Yeah she atak me
official boob post
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