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lollytea

i like how writing realistic worlds and characters is so important for so many writers to the point where they agonize over it. meanwhile lemony snicket was just like “death to reality. im gonna write this whole ass series and with god as my witness, absolutely fucking NOBODY is gonna act like a person.”

Daniel Handler, after downing whatever the hell he was on: The baby has piranha teeth and can take a trained swordswoman in a fight. 

All of us: Fucking genius. 

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Me, a 12 year old child reading “A Series of Unfortunate Events” 14 years ago: What a fascinating but terribly upsetting journey these kids are on! I’m sure they can handle it though, Violet is 15 and therefor very Old and Mature. She got this.
Me, now 26, watching these small children be tortured: what the fuck what the fuck what the f—
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kafrizz

The Penultimate Peril and The Hostile Hospital are the best asoue books. change my mind

Um the Ersatz Elevator?????

you’re RIGHT!

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Violet: How's the world's prettiest girl doing today?
Isadora, without looking up from her poetry: I don't know, how are you?
Violet: [voice cracking] Fine.
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