eugh.

yes this, but also consider the Cranford Collection

I'm surprised no one brought up Chiltern classics

Happy birthday to AO3 🎂🎉

the castration of saturn

miniature from a composite manuscript containing poems by antitus faure, france, c. 1500

source: Chavannes-près-Renens, Archives cantonales vaudoises, P Antitus, fol. 18v

Sending my most reliable corporate staffer to Connecticut to shut down a Christmas tree farm. Wish me luck

I keep sending them, but they don't come back. I really just need to shut down this farm. Do you think I should go check it out

Can I go with? My fiancé, one of your reliable corporate staffers, who I was supposed to marry January 1st hasn’t been answering my calls either

Good idea. I'm sure if you remind her of your lucrative upcoming business deal she'll come back.

#it turns out that there's only a fine line between a hallmark special and a horror film

hmmm…pretty sure one of these is not quite like the others

tumblr please stop telling me to wd40 a mouse

just saw a fanfic on ao3 have a dedication for chatgpt... that section is meant for your horny perverted mutual who proofread your work, you violated sacred law and you will be torn apart and laid bare btw

Poll: if your mom remarries when you’re 26 years old is that guy still your stepdad or is he just your mom’s husband.

The poll winner seems to be “depends on whether you like him” which is super valid.

Mine watches fox news so “mom’s husband” it is!

My family has a great way of distinguishing between a new spouse you like and new spouse you disdain!

Your mom/aunt/grandma/etc remarries and they are actually a cool person, you use their first name. So if you were to introduce them they would be: Aunt Jane and Bob.

If your mom/aunt/grandma/etc remarries and they are a fuckwad you introduce them as: this is Aunt Jane and her second husband. The implication being that they are very replaceable and that we’re all just waiting for her to wise up to the situation and serve you divorce papers, she did it once, she can do it again.

MAGNIFICENT

Alright, but what if my mom on her third marriage found a decent man, but my mother herself is shitty

"my stepdad's wife"

@sapphic-sargent your tags omg

You are doing God’s work

Likes to charge reblogs to FUCKING cast

Please for the love of god. You should be able to change controls WITHOUT TAKING YOUR EYES OF THE ROAD. There is no reason to have to look at a SCREEEN while DRIVING

The grumpiiiies

Quick Mingi study with Bbyongming 🩶

I might wanna finish this but 🤷‍♀️

teaching robin the essentials

full view ⬇️

man, I tell you what, being in a place financially where the budget has room for an impulsive little treat now and then really teaches you something about who you are. I did not know I loved art as much as I apparently do. But now I often see an incredible piece of art on tumblr and reflexively go "DO YOU HAVE AN INPRNT SHOP" and a couple weeks later, the art is on my wall. It brings me sincerely so much joy???? I have a lot of trauma around money and I really hate spending it -- except apparently when it comes to buying art??? Buying art is a purchase experience containing nothing but joy and happiness. Pure dopamine.

(tho i will say.... artists.... plz..... for my sake.... consider standard frame sizes 🥲🥲🥲 Sometimes having to buy a frame is more expensive than the artwork, and that feels wrong)

If you see a piece of art on tumblr that you love and you've got room in your budget, get a print of it! YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH THIS EXPERIENCE *SLAPS*, Y'ALL. It is not like making other purchases, and I would not have believed that that was true until I started doing it regularly.

man how the hell is this stupid ass sport legal. why do we funnel HIGH SCHOOLERS into this

jesus christ????