congrats, tom! i hear you swallowed your own load

KENDALL ROY and STEWY HOSSEINI

Kendall is intensely uncomfortable.

Succession - Season 2 Episode 1: The Summer Palace

After 3 months of radio silence following Gojo’s acquisition of Waystar Royco, Stewy meets up with Kendall.

SUCCESSION | 4.10

the kissers (inspired from this work by salman toor)

the core of stewy and rava’s relationship that lives in my head is that they each think whatever the other has going on with kendall is worse. like stewy thinks rava is insane for marrying kendall because he thinks why would you legally tie yourself to him why would you become a roy why would you willingly continue the roy blood line and rava thinks stewy is insane for being friends with kendall because she thinks as his ex wife and mother of his children at least i have legal and familial reasons forcing me to still be in his circle why are YOU at the devils sacrament. when really they should get wine drunk and bond over their bad taste in men

he can’t keep getting away with this

SUCCESSION FINALE UPDATE: he did NOT get away with fucking around with Stewy’s money!!!

at best, kendall can be stewy’s jobless fail boyfriend on suicide watch. not bad by succession metrics

I am obsessed with fictional guys being really weird about each other. Hard at work in the plausible deniability mines. You know those pairings who would jerk each other off before they'd kiss

The levels of intimacy for really weird men are as follows:

*this does not reflect the author's beliefs this is the way Dean Winchester's mind operates

If you want to get really crazy sometimes there are lesbians who behave in a similar fashion

4x09 cut kenstewy scene - in the script this takes place at the hotel after the funeral but i'm going to guess due to arian's schedule they changed it to the church on the day because there's no kenstewy stuff during the actual funeral

the fundamentals of kenstewy

part 5/? of illustrating the scandinavian defense

Hello?

matching icons for you and your failhusband

“I think we went with that kind of (purple) color because we thought it would be regal… We also talk a lot about like, Stewy would say ‘Everyone’s gonna wear black. I’m not.’”