Shattering kneecaps since 2012.

It is November of 1893. You have just killed a vampire. Exhausted and worn, you close your eyes and rest.

You wake up. It is May of 1893. You are on a train en route to Transylvania. Your diary says you have had queer dreams lately.

You try to believe it.

(An old woman puts a rosary in your hands. You accept it without question.)

You are a guest in a castle you have never been in before (you recognize every hallway and know without trying that every door is locked). Your host is a man you have never met before (you killed him you killed him you killed him he had turned to dust and there was blood on the snow).

One morning you cut yourself while shaving.

There is nobody behind you in the pocket mirror’s reflection.

You turn fast, and the razor is like a Kukri knife in your hand.

Oh, I could throw you in the lake, or feed you poison birthday cake. I won’t deny I’m gonna miss you when you’re gone. Oh, I could bury you alive but you might crawl out with a knife and kill me when I’m sleeping. That’s why…

Absolutely losing it over this

me whenever i experience any minor inconvenience whatsoever

Lots of people make fun of Jonathan Harker for not recognizing what's up with Dracula, despite the warning signs...And I feel the need to point out that Neil Gaiman's "The Graveyard Book" had Silas, a character who:

• does not cast a reflection

• only eats one kind of ( unspecified) food

• is very pale, has razor sharp nails, makes people feel insecure/ troubled for no apparent reason

• sleeps through the day and only comes out after sunset

• is neither dead nor alive

• sleeps inside a trunk filled with earth

• crawls down walls head first

• can fly and is compared to a bat when doing so

• has some form of mind control powers

• is bothered/ weakened by sunlight in some form

And people to this day question what kind of being this man could possibly be. I somehow doubt you all would have done any better than Jonathan. Modern readers seem to be just as, if not more more oblivious than him if a story does not explicitly spell out that it's featuring a vampire.

The OP is not wrong.

in honor of today’s update

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Dracula was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him-and I didn’t know how potent that part might be-that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.

Handsome. Clever. Wealthy. And his lunatic asylum is massive, Mina.

Which of us gets to tell Tumblr that in the most book accurate movie adaptation, Johnathan is played by Keanu Reeves

Dracula Daily Spring is the spiritual sequel to Pokemon Go Summer

loving the way time and context has turned dracula into a comedy

Jonathan “too protestant to accept a rosary but too british to refuse” Harker

two days into Dracula and Jonathan Harker already can’t stop talking about Mina… collecting recipes for her.. hoping that if anything happens to him his journal will reach her… the man’s not even married yet and his wife guy energy is already off the charts