HAVING FUN, BENEATH THE SUN, MY FEET IN THE SAND!

out of the backyard gang baljeet is one of the worst to make into a coffee table. ferb would also be pretty bad. phineas and isabella would be mid because they have those bigass heads but the skinny bodies. might be worse than baljeet and ferb if you're a person who cares about symmetry. buford would objectively make the best coffee table because his silhouette has the most evenly-spaced surface area. now if you wanna talk about pnf characters in general i think pet mode perry would be the best coffee table out of all of them

love this kinda post where you have to have seen a different specific post for it to make any sense at all

rare moment of me using twitter and im genuinely enraptured by this video + the caption

aromantic 50 cent moodboard

mooooo

Please keep work place safety in mind at all times

Did I mess up somehow

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hits pokemon with the beam that turns them into lesbians

KID WATCHING THE VIDEO: This guy’s not not tied to his rope… this - dude, this guy’s crazy, does he have a death wish or somethin’? Oh my gosh! Doesn’t he have like a wife and kids at home???

[parachute opens up to reveal it is rainbow]

KID, IN EXACT SAME TONE: Doesn’t he have a husband and kids at home???

got some mutuals who will have thoughts on this one

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2 years ago i tried drawing this from memory at work and it got hung above the cash registers for like a week

In honor of my original meme hitting over 99k notes on tumblr dot com, I’ve made a sequel nearly 4 years later!

(original below)

Absol -- Shinji Kanda

my mouth

my MOUTH

IT’S ME SPEAKING WITH MY VERY OWN MOUTH WHICH I GREW MYSELF

warrior cats is irredeemable media because those fuzzy cunts are decimating the local songbird population

there should be a warrior cats book where they all get rounded up by a spay and release program and this causes a crisis about the future of the clan so they start praying to starclan to make their dicks work again and et cetera. yes i am aware that this would be awful

warrior cats are already aware of neutering and they call the local vet that does it “the cutter”

ive been informed that the initiating event for this franchise’s first series of books is the main character not wanting to lose his nuts

this is true heres the proof, its like 20 pages into the first book:

Hey gasterofficial sorry this is ableism. Clearly I see here an image of Patrick Bateman which is a character in the movie American Ps*cho. Obviously that movie paints ps*chos in a bad light. I don’t appreciate the hypocrisy here :(

why is 95% of your blog’s content pornography of jerma985