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IMA who Adores Lord Of The Rings

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Hey, I’m Isabelle, my initials are literally IMA, and I really love LOTR. My gigolas only blog is @gigolaslotr if ya wanna see my shipping trash.
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unluckymarch

Me, daydreaming: Hm. If I were allowed to place one “fuck” in the whole of the LOTR series, where would it be?

thats no mere ranger, thats aragorn son of fUCKING arathorn

the whole council of elrond scene is better with swearing

“sit the FUCK down legolas”

“gondor needs no fucking king”

“and my fucking axe”

put it right at the beginning to just fuck with the audience from the get-go, make them wonder if it’s going to happen again and it just won’t

“you’re fucking late”

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jormundgandr

“Tell me where the fuck is Gandalf, for I much desire to speak with him?”

“fly, you fucks!”

“we had one, yes but what about the fucking second breakfast.”

“YOU SHALL NOT FUCKING PASS”

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the scene where aragorn pours out eowyn’s soup gets 10000 times funnier when you remember that he’s a greasy ass ranger that has probably eaten Dirt for breakfast several times. Her cooking is just that bad. Not even the Dirt Man will eat it

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penny-anna

Pippin: Boromir I’m tired

Boromir: you are?

Pippin: we’ve been walking for soooo long

Boromir: we’ve been walking for less than an hour

Pippin: but I’m so tired

Pippin: my little hobbit legs… can’t take it…

Boromir: …

Pippin: so… tired… :(

Boromir: ugh. fine.

*cut to Boromir giving Pippin a piggyback ride*

Pippin: ONWARD, MY NOBLE STEED! ONWARD!

*The others are watching with interest*

Merry: …Strider, I’m-

Aragorn: No.

Merry: But-

Aragorn: No!

Merry: …

Aragorn: …

Frodo: …Aragorn, I don’t mean to be a bother, but could we rest soon? I’m feeling a bit tired.

Aragorn: *immediately puts Frodo on his back* We do not stop till nightfall.

Merry: I’m pretty sure I should be offended.

in Aragorn’s defence, Frodo probably weighs less

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If you don't know who drew something, don't post it. Saying "unknown artist" doesn't make reposting people's art okay.

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You’re completely right. I’ve been trying to go back and revise or delete those posts, so if any of you see one please send it to me. This is not ok, I realize this and I’m sorry I did this.

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