classic as hell
I’m at it again in Twitter y’all
Sequel to this (1)
Someone: The lord of the rings is a beautiful movie and-
Me: IF YOU SWITCH OUT THE B’S IN BILBO TO D’S IT SPELLS DILDO
When you’re watching the extended edition for the thousandth time and inspiration strikes.
Me, daydreaming: Hm. If I were allowed to place one “fuck” in the whole of the LOTR series, where would it be?
thats no mere ranger, thats aragorn son of fUCKING arathorn
the whole council of elrond scene is better with swearing
“sit the FUCK down legolas”
“gondor needs no fucking king”
“and my fucking axe”
put it right at the beginning to just fuck with the audience from the get-go, make them wonder if it’s going to happen again and it just won’t
“you’re fucking late”
“Tell me where the fuck is Gandalf, for I much desire to speak with him?”
“fly, you fucks!”
“we had one, yes but what about the fucking second breakfast.”
“YOU SHALL NOT FUCKING PASS”
richard armitage walked on the hobbit set and said “i’m gonna give the gays exactly what they want” and that was that
Thilbo bagginshield doodle
Merry Christmas!
The Return of the King for @aragornslegacy
The Mirror of Galadriel.
Apparently before Tolkien specified that hobbits look like humans some people thought they were some sorta weird critter
LotR remake with an elf, two men, a dwarf, a wizard, and four really big rabbits in coats
^^^^^^
Early editions also left out a detailed description of Gollum, giving us these lovelies
the scene where aragorn pours out eowyn’s soup gets 10000 times funnier when you remember that he’s a greasy ass ranger that has probably eaten Dirt for breakfast several times. Her cooking is just that bad. Not even the Dirt Man will eat it
Pippin: Boromir I’m tired
Boromir: you are?
Pippin: we’ve been walking for soooo long
Boromir: we’ve been walking for less than an hour
Pippin: but I’m so tired
Pippin: my little hobbit legs… can’t take it…
Boromir: …
Pippin: so… tired… :(
Boromir: ugh. fine.
*cut to Boromir giving Pippin a piggyback ride*
Pippin: ONWARD, MY NOBLE STEED! ONWARD!
*The others are watching with interest*
Merry: …Strider, I’m-
Aragorn: No.
Merry: But-
Aragorn: No!
Merry: …
Aragorn: …
Frodo: …Aragorn, I don’t mean to be a bother, but could we rest soon? I’m feeling a bit tired.
Aragorn: *immediately puts Frodo on his back* We do not stop till nightfall.
Merry: I’m pretty sure I should be offended.
in Aragorn’s defence, Frodo probably weighs less
If you don't know who drew something, don't post it. Saying "unknown artist" doesn't make reposting people's art okay.
You’re completely right. I’ve been trying to go back and revise or delete those posts, so if any of you see one please send it to me. This is not ok, I realize this and I’m sorry I did this.
The road goes ever on and on, down from the door where it began