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Happy Meat Day everyone!

Several people have pointed out that in many countries outside the U.S., dates are written day/month rather than month/day, which would make Meat Day actually September 2nd. To which I would like to say:

1. In Japan it’s month/day, so February 9th would technically be the correct date 2. That being said… two Meat Days

QUEUED THIS FOR BOTH MEAT DAYS

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Pitbulls are so funny because someone really walked in like "hello, I would like the most dense fucking dog you can possibly manufacture. I'm talking 2x the amount of dog you can condense in the space of one dog. A neutron star of a dog. Compress that motherfucker. Make it stupid also."

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sdfghjkl Jonathan calling Dracula's vampire ladies ‘awful’ and then immediately clarifying that he's casting no aspersions on women, women are great, Mina is a woman after all

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yamelcakes

fanartists who ignore canon and give Alistair pointy ears to affirm his elven heritage: I am kissing you passionately on the lips

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there’s so many things I like about today’s entry

  • the fact that Jonathan can only describe the Count as a “filthy leech”, “awful creature” or “being”. he never calls him a man or person, not even on accident
  • the fact that Jonathan gets to smack him with a shovel and get away with it. at least he got some payoff instead of just running away in fear
  • the fact that Jonathan even decided to smack him with a shovel. you can tell how done he is with everything. character development am I right
  • “Mina is a woman, and there is nought in common. They are devils of the Pit!” -> “They are not women because Mina is a woman and she’s nice, and they’re not nice”
  • the fact that Jonathan wanted the last sentence he ever wrote to be “Mina!”
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I think the guy living under honningbrew meadery raising an army of skeevers and the feral vampire living in the volkihar undercroft who's taking control of a bunch of death hounds should kiss

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I'm so extremely serious when I say doctors should be put through an extremely extensive reliscensing process every 10 years. Doctors should have their knowledge scrutinized against current medical research and be de-barred at even the tiniest discrepancy. Too many old doctors absolutely refuse to stay up to date on research and dismiss patients because of their personal experiences. Too many people die every year because doctors don't take us seriously and refuse to listen to people who KNOW something is wrong. Too many people are told their problems are nothing and come back in a year or more with serious illnesses and doctors are just like "lol everyone makes mistakes" but doctors mistakes routinely cost people their lives! I'm tired of medical malpractice being swept away under the guise of "mistakes were made."

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vicholas

“I miss my wife” is an emotional that you don’t even need to have a wife to feel. Strong, defined emotion, wife or no wife

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The new baymax shorts are good, thank you animators for the representation, and remember kids, Disney doesn't get the credit for the diversity!! Animators typically have to fight for it, just remember alex hirsh and dana terrace and Rebecca sugar! And thats just to name a few off the top of my head, along with the animators who fought to keep Louisa physically buff!

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