Oh Well. I Play The Cards Im Dealt

i’m a body in a lake and i need to be pulled out and dressed in warm clothes again

Casts spell called “please be alright. I love you.”

mfs will be like “I love the night :)” and then experience unliveable mental anguish the entire time

the lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night

Agent Provocateur Rozlyn picot trim sheer lace bra🤍

makeup by Đức Võ Minh

Im at the point in my life where I just post tiktoks I get recommended

yesssss!!!!!!!

i can't come sorry im too busy walking in circles like an anxious dog

2015 - Here are some gifs of Donald Trump being attacked by a bald eagle named Uncle Sam, literally the least patriotic thing that can happen to an American. [video]

I’m reblogging this again because I finally realized why this is so funny to me, as a bird person.

In the first gif, what you’re seeing is a man who has zero idea how to handle a bird. That’s a heavy bird, and he’s got his arm stretched out as far as it will go in an attempt to keep the bird away from his face. What that does is create unstable footing for Uncle Sam. The handler is there trying to hold up Trump’s arm, but the bird has already realized it needs to leave or it will fall. In the first gif the bird is not attacking Trump- it is trying to get away from him so it doesn’t get hurt.

In the second gif, what we see is a bird that remembers what just happened and is blaming Trump for it. Uncle Sam sees Trump reach for its tether, and makes a lunge at Trump’s hand to keep him away. The bird /does not/ want to hang out with Trump because it has learned that Trump has no idea what he is doing.

Uncle Sam is rejecting Trump based on Trump’s proven inability to properly handle Uncle Sam. And that is both hilarious and beautiful.

Good bird.

Always reblog Uncle Sam telling Trump to fuck off

This is a better explanation of these gifs than I could have given!

“Uncle Sam is rejecting Trump based on Trump’s proven inability to properly handle Uncle Sam.”

If this were fiction, we would say the symbolism was too heavy-handed!

Burn this moment into the retina of my eye

(Source)

Alex Jones, the ultra-right-wing conspiracy-theorist, was forced to sell InfoWars in a bankruptcy lawsuit.

how does everyone have a fiance these days