Thirsty boi

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tucson aint got much but it does have a bridge shaped like a rattlesnake

hes my friend

glad people are reblogging my friend the bridge snake

They treat each other right

Do any of you wanna see a picture I took of some extremely powerful items

Your fates are sealed

Of all the things the tumblr boyfriend has been through, this is pretty mild

The Creature

@lalalychee

If we can’t watch the movies robots or sharktale while you deep throat my cock then I don’t want it

I was looking in the tag "sore throat" because of the band, can you take a second to read this post though

Watch this shit with me while you suck my cock or I'm blowing my brains out

Watch this shit with me

while you suck my cock or I’m

blowing my brains out

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[VD: a dog lying in shallow water puts its nose just under the surface to blow audible bubbles]

Dan and Phil got sponsored by Lunchly and I cried.

On that note! Rosanna Pansino tried out Lunchly for a video and the first box she opened, the cheese was completely moldy.

Discussing baby’s future

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Rhino Beetle Guitar

RB for a larger sample size im super curious here

wait reblog this version instead

The fuck did I do to you guys