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Life Is Like A Piñata

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Feel free to call me X.
36 Years Old. She/Her, Bisexual Writer
JSE/Markiplier/Thomas Sanders/Good Omens NSFW fan blog.
I get up to all kinds of shit.
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gen z has to reckon with its radicalization problem. you are not a morally pure and superior generation of youth come to save the world, your men and boys are radicalized at an unprecedented level and you ignore it because it’s too hard to address but you have to. these boys are in your classes, they date your friends, you know them and you cannot continue to pretend this is an “old white guy” problem

girls are contributing, too. the coquette aesthetic, the “i don’t want to girlboss i want a man to pay my bills”, girlmath girljob girlmoney. it’s a joke, it’s clothes, it’s whatever, i get it but it is driving a mentality of traditional gender roles and you know you’re joking but your boyfriend doesn’t. your kid brother doesn’t. you have to stop this shit it is a contributing factor

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reblog if you've made a good friend on tumblr.

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xpouii

I’ve made the love of my life on tumblr technically.

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jaminster

Decided to choose violence today and draw this (started yesterday but finished today ofc)

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nijuukoo

🎃 Fan L4D2 campaign poster with Hallowe'en garb 🎃

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This is one of my favourite pieces I've ever completed to date, it's just a shame I couldn't finish it in time for Hallowe'en yesterday. But everyday is Hallowe'en with the survivors.

I just...want more Left 4 Dead content. Valve, I'm begging.

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DAY 26: SICK BURN (L4TOBER)

Thought it would only be polite if the very person hosting this event participated, so here's my finished product:

Nick with a nasty acid burn! (Quite literally looked up burn references AND own personal experience to ensure this was as accurate as possible but ehh, apologies in advance.)

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lenaellsi
Anthony J. Crowley is on the Central Line the day the world ends.  As the planet is thrown out of balance and into upheaval, what remains of humanity is forced into a near-silent life to stay safe from sightless extraterrestrial creatures who have claimed the Earth as their own. In a world of chaos, little does Crowley know that his life is about to begin.  A Quiet Place AU.

I am thrilled to be working with @hakunahistata for the @do-it-with-style-events Silver Screen Bang! Keep an eye out for her fic later this fall--it's a gorgeous, romantic exploration of life after the world ends, and a wonderful character study of Crowley and Aziraphale. I can't wait for everyone to read it!

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Literal definition of spyware:

Also From Microsoft’s own FAQ: "Note that Recall does not perform content moderation. It will not hide information such as passwords or financial account numbers. 🤡

KillKillKillKillKillKillKillKillKillKillKill

alluringapex

There's a way to remove it~

Go into the power shell

then paste in:

reg add HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Windows\WindowsCopilot /v "TurnOffWindowsCopilot" /t REG_DWORD /f /d 1

like this

Then restart. Also here is how to turn off the awful search suggestions:

Because this has mostly been talked about with Windows 11, heads-up that this installed itself on every Windows 10 computer in our house with this week's update.

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Content Label: Mature: Sexual Themes
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nijuukoo

If you hate my vest then I hate your shirt.

Fine. And It's pronounced "de-pesh," Francis.

Great! We both hate each other's clothes. I can work with that.

Content Label: Mature

Sexual themes

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L4TOBER (2024)

Welcome to L4TOBER 2024! The first ever list I've done for any fandom, but I hope y'all will like it and write the shit out of these prompts.

These ideas are specifically directed for the Left 4 Dead/2 fandom, so I'd appreciate it if you wrote under that!

You can find the collection here, where the rules, questions and answers are written. However, if you have any questions or anything, please don't hesitate to contact me via Tumblr. Just write a comment beneath this post or PM me and I'll answer whenever I have the availability. (Also, shoutout to @daddyellis, @xpouii and others for helping with ideas! Wouldn't have made this without their help.)

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

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xpouii

Kidney stone fuckin laid my ass out. Never prayed honestly *prayed* to die before just out of desperation for an end to what amounted to sheer agony. Had no insurance at the time so they dragged me around through the financial offices and I was throwing up and unable to sit still or stand up and thankfully my mother was there and they let her sign the forms saying that I would pay the $100 minimum clinic visit fee or else—I doubt I could have even held a pen at that point.

I’m sent to the lab to give a urine sample but as you may imagine the river was dammed. So after half an out of agony in the lab I finally get to see a doctor.

They told me I had a kidney stone, gave me a shot of pain meds and sent me home. I’ve never been so happy as I was in the car when the shit kicked in and I left the mortal plane on a powerful cocktail of non-controlled substances and exhaustion. I was in a stupor for 18 hours and passed the stone at some point during that before eventually coming out of it the next day feeling like I had a godawful kidney infection but otherwise alive.

Now I have a flashback every time I feel any kind of lower back pain, wondering if this is the day it finally returns to finish me off—AND those motherfuckers charged me $75 for the urinalysis they couldn’t do!

DO NOT RECOMMEND.

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